On Fighting A Grizzly Bear

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11-22-2008, 21:28
Strike For The South

On Fighting A Grizzly Bear

Well I've decided. A grizzly bear would be the best challenge to me in a fight. But before I go to the tale of the tape, lets look at some of the challengers who didn't make the cut.

-Big Cats (Lions, Tigers, Mountain Lions) While very physically formidable these cats have one drawback. They cant stand so imagine how easy its to put it in a chokehold

Tale of the tape
Me: 6ft 245lbs
Bengal Tiger: 10ft 600lbs

Fight time: 30-45 seconds
How does it end?: I come in from behind and put the tiger in sleeper hold

-Great White Sharks. Once again very imposing however they have a glass nose. All the strength and biting power means nothing once I pop them in the nose.

Tale of the tape
Me: 6ft 245lbs
Great White: 20ft 5,000lbs

Fight time: 8 seconds
How does it end: I square and hit the thing right in its nose.

Now on to the Grizzly Bear

https://img246.imageshack.us/img246/...dingtb8.th.jpg https://img246.imageshack.us/images/thpix.gifNancy Boy

Tale of the Tape
Me: 6 ft 245 lbs
Grizzly: 8ft 1,000 lbs

What the Grizzly Bear has to do to win the fight
-Hit me, just once. Way I figure it I get hit in the face with one of those paws I'm going blind in one or both eyes and most likely I will start to cry.

What I have to do to win the fight
-Get inside and work the body. The bear is going to try to keep me at a distance using his superior reach and height against. I NEED to get inside and make the thing wish he didn't have ribs.

-Make the fight last. Many of the grizzly bears oppentes run or get there throat ripped out very early on. Which means the bear is poorly conditoned. The longer I drag this thing out, the more tired he gets.

Fight time: 10 rounds

How does it end: In round ten a tired SFTS just connects with one good body shot sending and exhausted Grizzly to the canvas. After a ten count SFTS picks the bear up, takes him home and makes him do tricks for him
11-22-2008, 22:00
Whacker

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I bet disco could take you!
11-22-2008, 22:14
Dutch_guy

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10 rounds ? This guy did it in a mere 30 seconds, and got a prize to boot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_Vl...eature=related

:balloon2:
11-22-2008, 22:20
Yoyoma1910

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200 on the bear to win.
11-23-2008, 00:30
LeftEyeNine

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I'm not really sure about SFTS' physical existence however I'd bet even my head (which is precous and big in size) on his ego against anything.

LEN The Official "You Are Whom Chuck Norris Envied So Hard That He Invented His Round Kick While Beating The Hell Out Of God Saying 'Why Wasn't It Me, Huh ?' " Chanter of SFTS :smoking:
11-23-2008, 00:55
AlexanderSextus

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Grizzly bear? PFFF. Strike should fight this guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBTM6_l-Gdk
11-23-2008, 01:00
Strike For The South

Re: On Fighting A Grizzly Bear

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlexanderSextus

Grizzly bear? PFFF. Strike should fight this guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBTM6_l-Gdk

Thats cute, he's playing karate man.
11-23-2008, 01:24
Samurai Waki

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I bet you'd be about as succesful against a Grizzly Bear as Apollo Creed was against Drago.
11-23-2008, 01:34
Thermal

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what is the point of this thread? it's almost as pointless as my cow and sheep disscussion in backroom :laugh4:
11-23-2008, 01:48
Crazed Rabbit

Re: On Fighting A Grizzly Bear

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strike For The South

-Make the fight last. Many of the grizzly bears oppentes run or get there throat ripped out very early on. Which means the bear is poorly conditoned. The longer I drag this thing out, the more tired he gets.

Um, what about Grizzlies fighting Grizzlies?

Sorry SFTS, but I think if you're close to the hit the bear, it is close enough to rip you apart, no matter how inside you get. As you can see from the link, they're no slouches at grappling, and they are eight feet tall and weigh a literal ton.

CR
11-23-2008, 04:16
AlexanderSextus

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Originally Posted by Strike For The South

Thats cute, he's playing karate man.

LMAO none of anything he does in that clip has anything to do with karate.

He'd hand you your:daisy: on a plate before you could even *think* to hit him.

Look at this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV6JdzCbXFE

do you notice that this guy does two-finger push ups, one arm pull-ups, and can workout on a grip machine with over 50lbs on it? Still cute? or is he now BAD :daisy:????
11-23-2008, 04:29
Marshal Murat

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https://i231.photobucket.com/albums/...rmingBears.jpg
11-23-2008, 04:29
KarlXII

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Can't beat Afro Ninja
11-23-2008, 04:47
Strike For The South

Re: On Fighting A Grizzly Bear

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlexanderSextus

LMAO none of anything he does in that clip has anything to do with karate.

He'd hand you your :daisy: on a plate before you could even *think* to hit him.

Look at this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV6JdzCbXFE

do you notice that this guy does two-finger push ups, one arm pull-ups, and can workout on a grip machine with over 50lbs on it? Still cute? or is he now BAD :daisy:????

The sweating kind of turns me off
11-23-2008, 07:11
penguinking

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You may be able to beat a bear, but can you beat a deer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNGG...eature=related
11-23-2008, 07:51
Megas Methuselah

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This thread is hilarious! :laugh4:
11-23-2008, 15:44
Louis VI the Fat

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Come on, people, have a heart. What are you all poking fun at Strike for?

Of course Strike isn't really going to attack a bear. No, he is trying to tell us something. Can't you guys pick up on that? 'Fighting a Grizzly' is common slang for 'daisy' a bear. This is the the issue, what Strike is trying to tell us. It is a battle in his head, between acceptance of what he is, what he feels, and uber macho posing to shield himself from society's unacceptance.

If he finds warmth and acceptance here, he can come out. If not, presenting his doubts in the way he did, means he can hide back behind the safe comfort of his muscles, his macho posturing.

Fight your Grizzly, Strike. We love you whatever you are, man.
11-23-2008, 20:09
AlexanderSextus

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Strike For The South

The sweating kind of turns me off

:inquisitive::inquisitive:

What the hell are you talking about? Who cares about that? The d00d is Awesome and PWNZ everything, Even Chuck norris!
11-23-2008, 20:19
spmetla

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I think you better start off with bears that have already had a few victories against people. There's that Panda that just got a great victory over a man that underestimated him, perhaps fly to China and beat that Panda before moving up to Grizzlies.
11-24-2008, 00:42
Kralizec

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Remember to have someone tape it and put it on youtube.
11-24-2008, 02:44
El Diablo

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Strike what your chances be with..

GRIZZLY BEAR GRYLLS??

Now that would be a fight!
11-24-2008, 05:53
seireikhaan

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Strike, gotta remember one important thing about going in too tight; if the bear falls, its a BIG animal. Better to be ready to get out of the way if that thing comes down on you.

Interestingly, I had a short dream last night about going down my old neighborhood, a little snow was on the ground, and lo and behold, I look up and a lion is staring me down, looking kinda restless and hungry. I scuttle across the street, hoping to exploit all cat's greatest weakness; laziness. Alas, I was across the street, the lion looked across, and leaped the entire street(HUGE OMGWTF moment :sweatdrop:), bared its teeth at me, leaped straight at me, claws extended....

and I woke up. :smash:
11-24-2008, 06:55
GeneralHankerchief

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Quote:

Originally Posted by seireikhaan

Strike, gotta remember one important thing about going in too tight; if the bear falls, its a BIG animal. Better to be ready to get out of the way if that thing comes down on you.

Interestingly, I had a short dream last night about going down my old neighborhood, a little snow was on the ground, and lo and behold, I look up and a lion is staring me down, looking kinda restless and hungry. I scuttle across the street, hoping to exploit all cat's greatest weakness; laziness. Alas, I was across the street, the lion looked across, and leaped the entire street(HUGE OMGWTF moment :sweatdrop:), bared its teeth at me, leaped straight at me, claws extended....

and I woke up. :smash:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ujnZKRCzBY

9:03 in, khaan.

BTW, I'm not responsible for any long-lasting psychological effects on you considering your dreams. :smoking:
11-25-2008, 05:14
Strike For The South

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Should I give the bear a blunt object to make it more fair? I was just looking in the mirror and realized I am the pinnacle of evolution. This bear stands no chance

:boxing:
11-25-2008, 06:21
seireikhaan

Re: On Fighting A Grizzly Bear

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ujnZKRCzBY

9:03 in, khaan.

BTW, I'm not responsible for any long-lasting psychological effects on you considering your dreams. :smoking:

This coming from the man who, by all apparent logic, is a closet pirate. :smash:

Btw, I've had weirder dreams. That lion had nothing on the Dragon dream I had a couple months ago. ~:pimp:
11-25-2008, 11:01
Dutch_guy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Strike For The South

Should I give the bear a blunt object to make it more fair? I was just looking in the mirror and realized I am the pinnacle of evolution. This bear stands no chance

:boxing:

Well, you could always fight him blindfolded, to up the challenge a bit? The bear has claws man, he doesn't need a club...

:balloon2:
11-25-2008, 12:52
LeftEyeNine

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Invent a laser gun and hand it over to him, SFTS ?
11-25-2008, 13:19
Hosakawa Tito

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An exclusive behind the scenes video of SFTS training for his grizzly match.
We don't need no stinking Marquess of Queensberry rules.
11-25-2008, 15:56
Strike For The South

Re: On Fighting A Grizzly Bear

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeftEyeNine

Invent a laser gun and hand it over to him, SFTS ?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dutch_guy

Well, you could always fight him blindfolded, to up the challenge a bit? The bear has claws man, he doesn't need a club...

:balloon2:

Both valid suggestions.
11-25-2008, 16:22
yesdachi

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I would like some more information about the bear before I place my bet.

Is the bear also from Texas?

Is the bear ill-tempered?

http://www.ugo.com/movies/oj-simpson...es/dr-evil.jpg
11-25-2008, 18:20
Strike For The South

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Quote:

Originally Posted by yesdachi

I would like some more information about the bear before I place my bet.

Is the bear also from Texas?

Is the bear ill-tempered?

No there bear is from Alaska

It will be the most ill-tempered I can find.
11-25-2008, 20:53
spmetla

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How to Fight a Bear

Kobayashi vs Giant Bear Eating Contest
11-26-2008, 02:39
Yoyoma1910

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Originally Posted by Strike For The South

No there bear is from Alaska

Why not Montana? Seems a Montana Grizzly would want to take down a Texan a bit more, and might already have a touch of experience from Texas sized tourists. If you're going with Alaska, why not go for a polar bear?
11-26-2008, 13:35
CountArach

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Originally Posted by Whacker

I bet disco could take you!

Oh how I lol'ed.
11-26-2008, 17:17
Hosakawa Tito

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Beware the Bear. Now we know why SFTS has such hostility toward bears.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

omg I think I wet myself...
11-26-2008, 19:01
spmetla

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito

Beware the Bear. Now we know why SFTS has such hostility toward bears.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

omg I think I wet myself...

Holy crap that's funny! I love the people toward the end that start socking him.
11-27-2008, 19:38
Yoyoma1910

Re: On Fighting A Grizzly Bear

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito

Beware the Bear. Now we know why SFTS has such hostility toward bears.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

omg I think I wet myself...

Time: 1:18. Someone took self defense classes.
11-30-2008, 17:43
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88

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Shoot it with a high power rifle, that should work, won't it :clown:?