I am just curious to see how many real men we have on the Org.
PS. Pathetic little fuzzle does not constitute a beard.
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I am just curious to see how many real men we have on the Org.
PS. Pathetic little fuzzle does not constitute a beard.
This is going to be an interesting thread... :P
You are just jealous because you want a beard. ~;) It is just like Freud said, only he mistook beard for *youknowwhat*.Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
I can grow a thin scraggly one under my chin. For this reason I opt to shave it off. Still think I look cool though.
Don't worry, you will get there one day. ~;) Seriously, few things annoy me more than people going around with tiny little straggles of hair sticking out of their face in random places. :P If you cannot cut it, then cut it off! (a little pun there for your ~;)) :PQuote:
Originally Posted by A Nerd
A very nice pun at that. I have attempted to grow it in the past, but usually shave it off in disgust relatively quickly!
Yeah, when I was younger I tried a mustache a few times, but that did not turn out well. :P I wasn't able to grow a full beard until I was 18. :P My dad had a pretty big one, all grown in when he was only 16. :P I come from a hairy family. PQuote:
Originally Posted by A Nerd
choice # 1: I do have a beard (which I regularly shave off, so as to grow more of it-for some odd reason, shaving it off cause more of it to grow. must be my age :clown:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Just Vuk Again
Not me, both sides are quite hairless. Balding doesn't run in the family thank goodness!Quote:
I come from a hairy family
I have a nice red beard......which is not the same colour as my hair.....which is in turn not the same colour as my eyebrows.......
I don't have a beard now, but in the winter I often grow one, to shield my face from blustering winds as I ride my motorcycle across the mountain passes. It helps while skiing too.
And if I do say so myself, it can be quite impressive.
CR
I could grow one easy enough, I almost have a permament facial hair shadow due to my facial hair growing thing. I have only grown it to around a 1 cm length (which is a few days - week) otherwise the hair irriates the skin.
Facial hair is the work of the devil.
Me, I even groom my eyebrows, to maintain my suave looks.
Facial hair is for savages. Civilized men prefer to groom themselves, plus the majority of women prefer cleanshaven men
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Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
I see we have some jealous hairless youths among us. :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Centurion1
Me, not only do i have a beard, but I am capable of growing the most intimidating beard of anyone I know. Of course, I usually keep it fairly close-cropped and neat, but it still cows other men with its presence and hypnotized ladies with the might of its sexual vibrations.
I've had my beard for just about 30 years now. Mrs. Gregoshi likes it and so do I.
don't be a *****-men should always have good looking beards/facial hair, when possible under cultural and physical limitations. :clown:Quote:
Originally Posted by Centurion1
I just realized: I could go for the assyrian/ancient arabian look. all beard lovers in favor say "Aye".
I can only grow the fuzzy stuff
I can grow (and usually sport) a respectable mustache & goatee, but that's about it. For whatever reason, my whiskers flatly refuse to exceed a half-inch, so a full beard is out of the question for me.
I can grow a beard thanks to the slav in me I choose not to.
To rest my case, can you grow a beard in the military? No, and only real men join the military. Beards are for hippies, communists, and catamites.*
* why catamite you ask? Well when you throw down a statement like that you gotta throw words like that around.
As well a list of greats with no facial hair.
John wayne
Alexander the great
Julius caesar
Winston churchill
George washington
Nelson mandela
Ghandi
And of course........ ronald reagan
People who did have facial hair
Hitler
Stalin
Fidel castro
Lenin
Rasputin
Not john wayne
I rest my case
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Originally Posted by Centurion1
you do realize I'm joking round here..course I know all that; even though I can grow a beard, I still shave it anyways. I personally don't really care, but I do like jabbing people nonetheless. (I suspect you're referring to my post and that of others who expressed similar attitudes-jest or not)
besides, Assyrians were manly, and so was Philip II , and they grew beards :clown:
Braid and post pics.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ibrahim
Alexander the Great had sideburns.Quote:
Originally Posted by Centurion
I suppose now there'll be a debate on whether or not they count as facial hair?
It's a rainbow of hair!Quote:
Originally Posted by woad&fangs
I believe special operations and navy seals guys can grow beards. :book:Quote:
Originally Posted by Centurion1
Also, is it a coincidence that America's military had many of its greatest generals when beards were in fashion? Sherman, Ulysses, Lee?
Bah I say to your assertion, a thousand times bah! :furious3:
You say some women prefer it. Do you also hold their purses when you go shopping with them?
~;p
CR
Exactly the reason why I have it during winter moths!Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
4-5 years ago there was a period where I looked like him with my beard. :beam:Quote:
Originally Posted by Centurion1
Must be some really scarey Winter Moths in Estonia if they can attacking you with Blustering Wind. Sounds like real life pokemon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ibn-Khaldun
Yes, winters here are quite scary. Especially the last few years. Lots of snow, lots of cold, lots of .. well.. everything bad!Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
I was there during a New Years. The air was so cold, it felt like walking around in a needle-stack of invisible needles.
It was a very odd sensation.
There is a *ahum* huge difference between looking like Rasputin and BEING like Rasputin http://motherboards.infopop.cc/group...putin-cock.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Ibn-Khaldun
I shave, only my face, like it clean for now but don't mind if there's a bit of a shade.
I think if I let it grow it would mostly be a goatee and mustache as well, there's a bit on the sides but probably not enough for a full beard.
Must. Share. Pics.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
lol, I actually remember reading a study that said that facial hair 'excites' women, if you know what I mean. So it does not matter what their preferences are, because there is something biological going on that is gonna make them prefer the 'real men'. :beam:Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
Heard that. Also baldness supposedly affects them the same way, for the supposedly same reason. Since I'm bald already and have to fight them off with a stick, growing a beard would be pointless in my case...
What I don't understand is how all you bearded cavemen manage to apply your facial lotion and moisturizer with all that hair getting in the way? :huh:
Maybe, but do you want to know what really excites women? I mean, gets them so crazy aroused that they can't control their urges?Quote:
Originally Posted by Just Vuk Again
When they're ovulating, I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vuk
Beards are awesome. Until they get itchy (especially in summer), then it is shaving time.
lol, you and me both pal. ~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarmatian
I don't understand that. My beard never gets itchy in the summer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychonaut
Psycho lives in austrailia you live in Pennsylvania. Its really hot down there in summer :laugh:
I tried a goatee earlier this year, but my facial hair just has an odd color, sort of a dirty blond color to it that just struck me as off. So, for now, it stays shaved.
I've always shaved before I got any real growth. I could never do the dodgy mustache thing some teenagers do because for some reason my facial hair started at my chin and then down the sides.
One day I may grow a big ginger(ish) beard though...
love to do so, but I first have to let my hair grow (I typically crop it to about 5/8 of an inch). then I have to let my bear grow.Quote:
Originally Posted by Azathoth
but if all goes according to plan, I'll be a golden-haired verison of this guy:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...inadshburn.JPG
i can grow a full-on beard, but girls dont seem to like it so i shave. :no:
but if we are judging a man by beard capability, then I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can grow a full beard. I do occasionally around this time a year if I'm not working nor have to look professional. I usually shave every couple days though.
I look like the guy in the spoiler when I have a beard, plus on the cheeks + shave the hair on top, but this dude had hair on side and back of his head!
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Indeed. And a real man doesn't just shave his beard I might add.Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
Fragony, you girly man! ~;) The only thing that a real man is allowed to shave is his head!Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
I'm a man with long wavy hair, clean face, and some who first saw my face (my face alone), will think that I was a girl...
but I was still a man, I'm fairly muscular afterall...
I would if I could. I can only grow a weak moustache, scraggly sideburns and two very strange clumps at the side and bottom of my chin.
Bah, women just dislike men who have messy/dirty beards. That's why the Hollywood stubble look never works outside of Hollywood.Quote:
Originally Posted by Centurion1
I do like the list though.
That explains so much :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
I've had the same beard since I turned 19. It has served me well, it's a little messy right now though. Probably should clean it up.
My sister is more muscular than you, and she's super-feminine. :laugh4: But it might be a regional thing? :sweatdrop:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cute Wolf
My beard is thin and patchy right now. My brother who is two years older then me however, is about 75-80% of the way to a full Billy Mays beard. Hopefully, I will be at that stage in two years.
HA not doing it myselve. Things aren't so bad, no real metroman haven't bleached my anus for example.Quote:
Originally Posted by Just Vuk Again
Beards are verbotten in my line of work.
What's the logic behind that, Hosa?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito
A beard is for........ ugly people. :laugh:
Sometimes I'll grow a goatee and mustache for a while. I don't get too much density, so I keep 'em trimmed short to avoid looking terrible. My facial hair's too patchy elsewhere to get anything to work. And on top of all that, the wife prefer's kissing me when I'm cleanshaven, so that's some good motivation to not grow it out too often. So does that put me at 'semi-man,' or just 'androgynous'?
Ajax
lol, I will give you the 'man' rating. Just so you all know, you don't HAVE to have a beard to be a real man. You just need to want one and be able to grow it. Some people (me for instance) are not allowed beards in their line of work, so we are forced to shave them off.Quote:
Originally Posted by ajaxfetish
Ah, you're the man in the grey flannel suit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hosa
I look like Jezus.
I'm curious as to this myself. While I'm aware that many folks in your profession are clean-shaven, Hosa, I confess I wasn't aware it was an actual requirement.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
What is his profession?Quote:
Originally Posted by Martok
Shaver testing. :laugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Just Vuk Again
J/K, I'll let Hosa answer that one.
Wow, 18 real men and 9 juniors! I did not expect there to be that many!
Hey it's your party but I'm not comming this timeQuote:
Originally Posted by Just Vuk Again
lol, you know that you cannot resist. ~;) You will be coming...in the cake. :beam:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
If I glue on a beard can I be considered a real man?
I am a very hairy man, my chest has a beard, my arse has a beard, my back has a beard, but I shave my face for comfort. Does shaving my face make me less of a man? Does being fuzzed up all over like an Orang Utan make me a protected species?
I grew a fine beard last year whilst out camping, red and white streaks, very manly and fierce. While it was filthy with desert dust it was fine but the second I washed it the itching was unbearable, so I shaved it forthwith.
The secret to a happy beard is leave it dirty or rub some moisturiser into it. Or mash burgers into your chin and comb out the visible scraps.
Man, this thread is [full of insightful commentary].
You forgot sexist too (see third post). ~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah
lol, it is hardly a particularly serious thread Megas. :P
"Are you a real man?"
Are we underthreat by women posing as men?
You can't get a good seal on a gas mask if you have a beard. The grooming standards for the Shock Incarceration program are almost as high and tight as the military and applies to staff as well as inmates. Long hair provides one's opponent with a handle in a physical altercation.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Look Vuk, the research is conclusive:
http://www.break.com/usercontent/201...engths-1870451
So what exactly is it that you do Hosa? :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito
lol, I don't know, women I have been with since I have had my beard seem to be fixated with it when we kiss. They run their fingers through it and even kiss it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Husar
I guess I have just gotten some of the good 35% of women. ~;)
I shave about once a week, I hate shaving, it is indeed the work of the devil.
Unfortunately I am thinning on top so have to keep it cropped in to avoid being the comb over guy so that measn no growing a beard, which is too itchy and I don't like anyway. That being said I do shave my chest as well as I'm not a fan of being hairy.
Oh, stop starting polls without the Gah option, it's just not right.
Gasses peopleQuote:
Originally Posted by Just Vuk Again
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Originally Posted by Just Vuk Again
He moderates at a prison.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito
^ I thought it was rather self explanatory. My cousin is a prison guard, hes a shaved shiny head with about 200 pounds of muscle, wouldnt see me rioting near him.
Im not voting in this poll because there is just no option viable. I do find it humourous though.
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Originally Posted by Gregoshi