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    Little Mons†er Senior Member Secura's Avatar
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    Default Senior Membership 2012

    The following members have been promoted to Senior Member for 2012:

    @XSamatan
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    @Gelatinous Cube
    @Arjos
    @Kull
    @PanzerJaeger
    @Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla

    Congratulations to all of you!
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    Can I just say, I honestly thought it would never happen.

    Thank you!
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    Just got the notification - nice! What are my senior pension benefits?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maltz View Post
    Just got the notification - nice! What are my senior pension benefits?
    The notification should have given you the ability to access the secret Senior Member pr0n forum that - I've said too much already.
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    Gratz all

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    I haven't done anything! :D
    Cheers, one more thing in life that makes me feel old ^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maltz View Post
    Just got the notification - nice! What are my senior pension benefits?
    You get to supervise the new moderators as they clean out the camel stables.

    Congrats everyone!


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    Congratulations
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    Well done and congrats guys.
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    Everyone I know on that list deserved it. Congrats to you.

    For those I don't know, I assume based on the others that you did as well, and congrats all the same!
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    Great, now we have to share the executive bathroom. Just great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    Great, now we have to share the executive bathroom. Just great.

    Speaking of which, I was just in there; you might want to give it a minute...

    Congrats all.
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    So I'm a senior now? Time flies. Thanks Secura. Grats to all.
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    Am I the only one who believes the existence of the secret senior member forum? (cry)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maltz View Post
    Am I the only one who believes the existence of the secret senior member forum? (cry)
    Ah, I see Secura forgot to tell you about the necessary ritual.

    You need to cover yourself from head to toe in mayonaise. Put Ketchup on the upper right corner of your screen. Run outside and yell "Humba! Wamba! Huhaha! Wabamamba!" for about 10 minutes. All of this needs to be filmed. Once you uploaded the video on youtube and posted a link to it here in the Watchtower, the secret forum will magically appear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andres View Post
    Ah, I see Secura forgot to tell you about the necessary ritual.

    You need to cover yourself from head to toe in mayonaise. Put Ketchup on the upper right corner of your screen. Run outside and yell "Humba! Wamba! Huhaha! Wabamamba!" for about 10 minutes. All of this needs to be filmed. Once you uploaded the video on youtube and posted a link to it here in the Watchtower, the secret forum will magically appear.

    I'm at work, so I can't access you tube but Andres surely is willing to post his own ritual.
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    Easy there! You bunch are merely Junior Senior Members yet. When you become Senior Senior Members -which, btw, involves an ancient initiation ceremony where you'll be asked to offer certain sacrifices- you'll have access to the Senior P0rn Stash, Senior Drinking Den and ... well, discover yourselves!

    Congrats!
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