EB-related pick-up lines.

[The Persian Cataphract]

Yeah, I think the title spoke for itself. You've got a funny chick-magnet line? It's got something to do with EB? Then post it here and let the rest of us judge if it might make women more moist than a battle-field soaked in the blood of raw recruits. Be as liberal in your speech as you may desire.

I'll start:

*approaching a pale-looking chick looking bored to the death*

"Hey baby, that hideous butter-scotch dress of yours reminds me of a bad case of the Yellow Fever on top of the Gray Death..."

Here's another instant classic:

"Call me McKontos... If you're nice to me, I might show you just why they call me the 'barge-pole'..."

And of course, how could I forget:

"With those eyes looking like the shields of the Chaeonian Agema, how could I not ask you to be my camp-follower?"

A twist of the old cliché:

"Your father must have been the stupid assassin who sabotaged my elite barracks, for how else did he get enough mnai to buy you those fake lenses."

A take on traits:

"Don't tell me one of your ancillaries is that evil mother-in-law... I've got to think about the influence y'know?"

The unrated:

"Where do you want the Purple Rain? On your face, or in your mouth?"

Now, it's your turn

[Moros]

My real name is Gert, which comes from the Gerard. Or in Germanic, good with the spear.
I don't need pick up lines.

Tough of course you could try with:

Italian girl:
Wanna try a sarissa, or are you going to stick with those Gladii?

French girl:
You know how the gaesatae really charged?

Other options:
Want me to penetrate your battle line?
Do you know where the wedge formation comes from?
You know, you have the most beatifull cantabrian cricle of the world.
Would you wear lorica segementata?

Also before ever going to take kit up to a serious relations, check wether she has the money script activated and wether she has vanilla or EB upkeep.

[Ibrahim]

uhm ok.......

[Tellos Athenaios]

Ahh, some of these thread keep popping up y'know... Every now and then... Like...

Oh Look! Cute horsies!

[Ibrahim]

"Where do you want the Purple Rain? On your face, or in your mouth?"

Now, it's your turn

sounds like someone with porphyria btw...

[Apgad]

"You can see I'm Charismatic, but I'm also Sharp and Vigorous..."

[Hooahguy]

French girl:
You know how the gaesatae really charged?

ah.... u took mine.....

"you think a falx is long? you should see my rhomphaia!

[STuNTz2023]

Ever seen the endurance of a Spartan?

[lobf]

I'll ask my woman if she was sure to activate the script next time we bone.

[Africanvs]

Uhhmmm seriously? I thought I'd seen everything... Nope!

[||Lz3||]

wanna play whit my kontos?

[russia almighty]

Hey babe, his kontos might be long, but my Xyston is way thicker.

[Megas Pyrrhos]

...just don't let his xyston's butt-spike hit you in your aspis.



EDIT: Based off of the assumption that xystons, like a doru, have butt-spikes.

[||Lz3||]

I wish I could be a kontos...
so I could charge you from behind...


please remind me to congratulate whoever modeled your skins


you're as beautiful as the hetaroi kataphactoi are scary

[Cyclops]

(to two attracrive young ladies) "Triarii?"

(if you're that way inclined) "Brave sons of Greece!"

"I'll give you access if you reveal your map to me" (Aussie humour, the map of Tasmania is shaped like a certain patch of hair)

[keravnos]

@ a girl at the bar, after A LOT of drinks,
Hello "Hetaira Hyperkale"... let's go play the Baktrian strategos shield...

Next day,
"TOY PEDIOY LEIPETE!!!" (leave the field of battle), running from the "Hetaira Hyperaischos"

@Cyclops, if you are so well informed on the Greeks and their ways, why do you come in this forum?
There are a lot of Greeks here. Ancient greek is being spoken even. Aren't you afraid?

Srsly, this dumb mindjob of yours need to stop.

[Dutchhoplite]

Is that a pilum in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Sorry

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Oh god

ok, forget all the nonsense posted, the best line is just "all your base are belong to us". A more sexy and aggressive style

[The Celt]

Ermm...here goes(watch for Italics)

"You know, we Savaran were quite famously adapt at penetrating deep into the enemy battle lines. We can reach so far with our white lances as to hit the Generals Spot in the enemy lines, and claim absolute victory!"

[polluxlm]

These are in the "I don't want to get laid" category, right? ;)

"Even Alexander would have a hard time flanking you"

"With a pair like that you could breach the walls of Carthage"

"By the grace of Athena wouldn't you make a nice fit for my faction heir"

"Wanna see my siege equipment?"

"Ever seen an armored elephant?"

"If you're going to be all Testudo with me, I'll might as well throw my pillum at somebody else"

"I'll pop you like a 1 talent stone projector."

"Back to your place? I'm sorry, I might be pug nosed, broke and bald, but that just wouldn't be in my interest."

"You'll be amazed how much I've conquered just with my finger"

"Alright, if you promise to not go all CTD on me once we reach the battlefield"

"How many? I've seen the elephant alright"

"That guy might have 10 stars, but if you look inside my pants you'll see I got extremely confident troops"

[Hax]

This is actually one of the many signs that EB2 is done. Instead of releasing it immediately, they wait two years making idiot threads like this.

No offense, TPC, I love this thread.

[Dutchhoplite]

You guys are truly masters of love and seduction!

*takes notes*

[Ibrahim]

You guys are truly masters of love and seduction!

*takes notes*

those lines would only get mace sprayed on your face. its best to stay away from girls alltogether..t

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those lines would only get mace sprayed on your face. its best to stay away from girls alltogether..t

"Is that a mace in your pocket or... oh it is."

[Matinius Brutus]

My experience shows that girls do not respond to compliments comparing them to things they do not understand. I once said to a girl her eyes were beautiful as Raul's volley against Valladolid in 1999. Got no response:( And the volley was just magnificent... So my guess is you won't get positive response with words like kontos and sarissa :)

[polluxlm]

My experience shows that girls do not respond to compliments comparing them to things they do not understand. I once said to a girl her eyes were beautiful as Raul's volley against Valladolid in 1999. Got no response:( And the volley was just magnificent... So my guess is you won't get positive response with words like kontos and sarissa :)

Hahahahaha!! What were you thinking man?

For the love of...go get this immediately:http://www.amazon.co.uk/Dating-Black...3530898&sr=8-2

[Maion Maroneios]

Hilarious guys, just brilliant lines!

[STuNTz2023]

My experience shows that girls do not respond to compliments comparing them to things they do not understand. I once said to a girl her eyes were beautiful as Raul's volley against Valladolid in 1999. Got no response:( And the volley was just magnificent... So my guess is you won't get positive response with words like kontos and sarissa :)

really?..you said that?

[Matinius Brutus]

really?..you said that?

Yup! I was young and foolish! Now I am a bit older and still foolish! Thank God I am beautiful and a proud owner of a KONTOS or otherwise I would still be a virgin
Now I am looking for a girl actually familiar with EB or the history of the time to try those brilliant pick up lines you came up with!

[STuNTz2023]

best of luck to you friend.