EB-related pick-up lines.

**polluxlm** · 06-14-2008, 20:02

These are in the "I don't want to get laid" category, right? ;)

"Even Alexander would have a hard time flanking you"

"With a pair like that you could breach the walls of Carthage"

"By the grace of Athena wouldn't you make a nice fit for my faction heir"

"Wanna see my siege equipment?"

"Ever seen an armored elephant?"

"If you're going to be all Testudo with me, I'll might as well throw my pillum at somebody else"

"I'll pop you like a 1 talent stone projector."

"Back to your place? I'm sorry, I might be pug nosed, broke and bald, but that just wouldn't be in my interest."

"You'll be amazed how much I've conquered just with my finger"

"Alright, if you promise to not go all CTD on me once we reach the battlefield"

"How many? I've seen the elephant alright"

"That guy might have 10 stars, but if you look inside my pants you'll see I got extremely confident troops"

**Hax** · 06-14-2008, 20:59

This is actually one of the many signs that EB2 is done. Instead of releasing it immediately, they wait two years making idiot threads like this.

No offense, TPC, I love this thread.

**Dutchhoplite** · 06-14-2008, 23:15

You guys are truly masters of love and seduction!

*takes notes*

**Ibrahim** · 06-14-2008, 23:21

Originally Posted by Dutchhoplite

You guys are truly masters of love and seduction!

*takes notes*

those lines would only get mace sprayed on your face. its best to stay away from girls alltogether..t

**blank** · 06-15-2008, 11:46

Originally Posted by Ibrahim

those lines would only get mace sprayed on your face. its best to stay away from girls alltogether..t

"Is that a mace in your pocket or... oh it is."

**Matinius Brutus** · 06-15-2008, 12:08

My experience shows that girls do not respond to compliments comparing them to things they do not understand. I once said to a girl her eyes were beautiful as Raul's volley against Valladolid in 1999. Got no response:( And the volley was just magnificent... So my guess is you won't get positive response with words like kontos and sarissa :)

**polluxlm** · 06-15-2008, 12:55

Originally Posted by Matinius Brutus

My experience shows that girls do not respond to compliments comparing them to things they do not understand. I once said to a girl her eyes were beautiful as Raul's volley against Valladolid in 1999. Got no response:( And the volley was just magnificent... So my guess is you won't get positive response with words like kontos and sarissa :)

Hahahahaha!! What were you thinking man?

For the love of...go get this immediately:http://www.amazon.co.uk/Dating-Black...3530898&sr=8-2

**STuNTz2023** · 06-15-2008, 14:56

Originally Posted by Matinius Brutus

My experience shows that girls do not respond to compliments comparing them to things they do not understand. I once said to a girl her eyes were beautiful as Raul's volley against Valladolid in 1999. Got no response:( And the volley was just magnificent... So my guess is you won't get positive response with words like kontos and sarissa :)

really?..you said that?

**bovi** · 06-16-2008, 06:40

Originally Posted by polluxlm

"That guy might have 10 stars, but if you look inside my pants you'll see I got extremely confident troops"

I love this one.

**Lysimachos** · 06-16-2008, 12:47

Why would you even need pick-up lines? Just wait until you get a Hetaira Hyperkalles by chance...

**General Appo** · 06-16-2008, 12:53

Yes, but what if you´re out in the field, or even worse, what if your you´re not a Hellene or Roman?!?! Last I heard the Germanic peoples don´t get any kind of Hetairas.

**Hax** · 06-16-2008, 17:04

what if your you´re not a Hellene or Roman?!?!

How dare you even suggest that we have that kind of scum on this great (and purely Hellenic) forum?!?!

Makes me wonder. How do the Greeks call a forum? Just a forum..or an..agora?