EB-related pick-up lines.

[polluxlm]

These are in the "I don't want to get laid" category, right? ;)

"Even Alexander would have a hard time flanking you"

"With a pair like that you could breach the walls of Carthage"

"By the grace of Athena wouldn't you make a nice fit for my faction heir"

"Wanna see my siege equipment?"

"Ever seen an armored elephant?"

"If you're going to be all Testudo with me, I'll might as well throw my pillum at somebody else"

"I'll pop you like a 1 talent stone projector."

"Back to your place? I'm sorry, I might be pug nosed, broke and bald, but that just wouldn't be in my interest."

"You'll be amazed how much I've conquered just with my finger"

"Alright, if you promise to not go all CTD on me once we reach the battlefield"

"How many? I've seen the elephant alright"

"That guy might have 10 stars, but if you look inside my pants you'll see I got extremely confident troops"