Giraffe Conspiracy [Concluded]

[Beefy187]

me thinks its.. Im not allowed to say it am I?

[Beefy187]

Night 2 summury

Pevergreen was a decent bloke. He knew what is right is what is wrong. For instance he knew it for fact that Zebras are Zebras and nothing more or nothing less than Zebras; which he learnt from his encyclopedia of Wikipedia. He had every confident to make everything right by confronting this bloke who speaks of nonsense and arguing one on one. Luckily today was his day.
‘Hi there’
Pevergreen looked around. The boy in front of him is someone he wasn’t familiar with but he was able to identify that the boy is in his class.
‘Hi mate’ Pever replied. His instinct told him instantly that he is the reason of all the mess and he was confident that the boy is no match for him.
‘Your smiling’ the boy said. ‘I’ve been picking one kid each night to do some little chitty chatty but ive never seen anyone so happy to see me. I guess you know what im about to tell you’
‘Yes. Yes I do indeed’ Pever replied.
‘What you going to do? Turn me in?’
‘If I must then that is what I will do’
‘Perhaps I could bribe you..’
‘No im an honest man. I never lie or hide evil deeds. ‘
‘So you are not going to walk away and pretend that nothing happened?’
‘No. I will take you to the teacher right now. That is what is right.’
‘Then what? Ask for candy or something to that’
‘Yes that will be nice’

The boy looked like as if he have given up. After a heavy sigh and a long silence he finally spoke.

‘Pever.Do you have a family?’
‘Yea. My parents and a sister’
‘They healthy?’
‘Yes’
By this stage Pevergreen was little bit concerned about the amount of questions the boy is asking but he did not mind it.
‘Hey do you like that show called CSI?’
‘Yea!’
‘What about 24?’
‘Yea love that t….’
‘Im guessing you like Jack Bower’
‘N..’
‘Perhaps Tony Armada?’
‘Yes’
‘Blokes like you always like Simpsons. You like simpson don’t you?’
‘Yes’
‘Hey today’s a full moon hey?’
‘yea’

And by this stage Pevergreen was fully unguarded. Boy didn’t miss this opportunity. Pever suspecting a trap was about to run away.

‘Uh I have to g..’
‘Back home?’
‘Yes’
‘Say hi to your family will you?’
‘yea sure’
‘hey come here for second. Do you like that rock band called Gorillaz?’
‘Yea’
‘Hey you don’t believe that teacher do you? Z is for Ziraffes ey?’
‘Yes… ah wait!!’
‘Did you say Z is for Ziraffe? You did didn’t you?’
‘No I didn’t’
‘I thought you don’t lie my friend’
As the sun rose up it was obvious. It was Pever who had to accept the defeat.
‘Do I have any other way?’
‘No you don’t.’
‘Okay’ pever sighed. ‘From now on I will believe that the Zebras are Giraffes. Happy?’
‘No you must not say that Z word. Ever. You must wipe it out of your brain and replace it with Giraffes.’
‘But what will I call the real Giraffes?’ Pever asked.
‘Lord above will soon create a man who will invent a name for them. Until then forget about it.’
‘Fair enough. I guess I got Giraffed’ Pever smiled.
‘Yes you did my friend. You got Giraffed’

As the sun rose it was obvious. It was another beautiful day in this town.

Alive Players 6/10
FactionHeir
woad&Fangs
Sarathos
Andres
Caius
Quintus.J.Cicero

Expelled (Lynched)
anelious phyros
LittleGrizzly

Giraffed! (Killed)
Shlin
pevergreen

I wrote a different version but I thought ill save that one for later. This one is just using the phycology technique of repeated yesses. I know its not that great but ah well.. Expect a better one next time

I am considering to allow mafia to kill 2 at once, when they are only 3 player(including the mafia) since this game is little unfair for the mafia. So just keep that mind and have a happy mafia hunt

[pevergreen]

Would Vote Sarathos.

I have not been playing normally for a few games, I'm just not getting lynched for it. I count Capo 2, Netherworld and Fimbulwinter as normal.

[Sarathos]

Would Vote Sarathos.

That is pathetic pevergreen, I am not responsible for all your deaths. So you can kick and scream all you want but the truth is I never do it. But hey, I heard of this crazy new thing called evidence, might you care to share some?

Vote:Andres, i think he is doing that 'life' thing again.

[Andres]

What 'life' thing?

[pevergreen]

I think Sarathos is accusing you of being inactive and falsely claiming to have a life that impedes it.

That is pathetic pevergreen, I am not responsible for all your deaths.

I do not automatically assume you are Sarathos. I go on a case-by-case basis.

I make no pretense of being a great mafia catcher on forums. In Real Life, the story is different. However, I do occasionally get a feeling that rings true. I dont have one on you, but I genuinely suspect you are the mafia in this game. Please dont call my attempts at playing pathetic.

[Caius]

Please dont call my attempts at playing pathetic.

Pathetic :P. Joke, dont take it bad, pever.

I'd like to hear from FH, so I will vote him. Vote:FH

[woad&fangs]

That is pathetic pevergreen, I am not responsible for all your deaths. So you can kick and scream all you want but the truth is I never do it. But hey, I heard of this crazy new thing called evidence, might you care to share some?

Vote:Andres, i think he is doing that 'life' thing again.

Without a detective we don't have any evidence. Andres' activity level and posting style appears normal to me. Overall, this posts seems really defensive to me.

vote: sarathos

[Sarathos]

I think Sarathos is accusing you of being inactive and falsely claiming to have a life that impedes it.

I never suggested that I have a life that impedes Andres's. I just seem to have a little more spare time.

Overall, this posts seems really defensive to me.

Of course I am being defensive, I am being accused. Isn't it rather natural to defend yourself when threatened, especially when I am innocent. What else would I do, falsely admit...?

[FactionHeir]

vote:Caius Because he is voting me, the confirmed townie (check my post right before beefy started phase 1, and note my post time is earlier than beefy's edit time)

[anelious phyros]

Sarathos is acting very noobish and odd.... You guys might want to watch this guy. (not to mention lynch him!)

[pevergreen]

[QUOTE=Sarathos;1970256]I never suggested that I have a life that impedes Andres's. I just seem to have a little more spare time.QUOTE]

Andres' gives up him time to moderate this wonderful forum, where as you dont always stay active.

Your life does not impede his, his life may impede the time he has free to spend here. We don't have full time jobs.

[Andres]

Vote : Quintus

Where are you?

[Quintus.JC]

Vote : Quintus

Where are you?

I got lynched, but that was in a different game...

I'm trying not to do anything stupid, it got me lynched before, so I'll try to keep quieter this time.

[Quintus.JC]

Vote: Caius

He's not speaking much, and when he does it doesn't really make sense.

[anelious phyros]

Vote: Caius

He's not speaking much, and when he does it doesn't really make sense.

That's normal for him.

[FactionHeir]

And since when does normal mean innocent?

[anelious phyros]

And since when does normal mean innocent?

Never said he was innocent just saying he's usally like that.

[Quintus.JC]

Sarathos is acting very noobish and odd.... You guys might want to watch this guy. (not to mention lynch him!)

Sarathos always seems so ultra-defensive, this is attracting alot of attention on him and I don't think a smart mafia would do that, but is he a daring mafia?

[pevergreen]

He is always like that, mafia or not. Problem is it always makes him look like mafia.

[Beefy187]

Caius is lynched. Right? Right? Good (really need a tally next time...)

At the end of the day, it was Caius who are to be expelled.

‘Caius do you realise the seriousness of this crime that you commited?’

Caius didn’t answer. He kept staring at his desk ignoring the teacher.

‘Caius. Im asking you. For your sake its best to confess’

Caius suddenly seemed to have reacted to this question. Teacher saw his two round eyes sparkling, he even smiled warmly at the teacher.

‘Sir. How much do you earn each year?’ he finally said. Leaving the teacher very confused.

‘Well I’m not sure, to be honest.’
‘You do know that law states that you have to pay up the income taxes to the government yes?’
‘Uh huh’
‘Well I work for the Financial department in our government and I discovered that you haven’t payed the tax for almost 7 year…’
‘Get out’

Alive Players 5/10
FactionHeir
woad&Fangs
Sarathos
Andres
Quintus.J.Cicero

Expelled (Lynched)
anelious phyros
LittleGrizzly
Caius

Giraffed! (Killed)
Shlin
pevergreen

[Caius]

Better Expelled than Giraffed.

[Beefy187]

Night 3

Factionheirwas walking on the street with his groceries in his hands. The wallet that his mother gave to buy Bacons, Breads, Eggs and Roast Chicken for dinner is now emptied and his bag which should be occupied by those stuff was occupied by Barbeque flavour, Chicken flavour, Sour cream onion flavour, Cheese flavoured chips. Factionheir had no idea what was about to happen to him. He didnt think that his mommy will spank him (FH didnt know that child care exist) and ofcause he had no idea that Giraffe boy would pop up right in front of him.

'Hey' Said the boy who randomly popped out of nowhere.
'Hey' replied Factionheir. He noticed that the boy look somewhat familiar. 'arent you that boy from the school.. wait what was your name again? Ummm'
'Factionheir' the boy said. His voice had some which stopped Factionheir from saying anything. 'I need you to decide in haste. This is a life or death situation. My life. Your families life and this planets life depends on your shoulder'

Factionheir didnt know what to say. He lived his life in shadows not bothering anyone and not getting bothered. He just couldnt believe what the boy just told him.

'Factionheir. You must decide. Either live your life as the destroyer of the earth. Or join us and save this earth from evil. Who are you Factionheir? Are you a demon who can turn everything to fire and ashes or hero who could lend us a hand?'

Factionheir being a submissive but nice guy had no other option but to answer 'if there is anything I could do to help you and my family... I guess ill do it...'
'Great Factionheir! Now listen carefully. Here is what I want you to do.'
'Yes. Tell me now'
'Factionheir. You have powers. And this incarnation only, YES only you could chant this incarnation with magical powers. You are the chosen boy. One in every hundred years.'
'Yes. I see.'
'You must chant this no matter what happens. If you get spanked by your mum, if you get expelled from school, if that teacher treats you like a freak. You must not stop whispering this incarnation.'
'Yes YES!!'
'Here it goes. ibilivdatzebra r jiraffe. z iz four ziraffe and ziraffe is good.'
'That it?'
'Yes now your mummy, your family and your teacher could stop you. BUt you must not listen to them because they are soldier of the evil side and they are being used. If you keep chanting they will become free of the evil spell.'
'Really?'
'Well what are you waiting for? CHANT!'

Factionheir didnt stop. Infact when he finally stopped chanting was when his daddy started spanking instead of his mummy

But at least he was able to cast the spell on to the evil teacher.

'ibilivdatzebra r jiraffe. z iz four ziraffe and ziraffe is good. I believe that zebra are giraffe. z is for giraffe and giraffe is good.'

Well if successful casting means making the teacher pale, it was a great success.

Alive Players 4/10
woad&Fangs
Sarathos
Andres
Quintus.J.Cicero

Expelled (Lynched)
anelious phyros
LittleGrizzly
Caius

Giraffed! (Killed)
Shlin
pevergreen
Factionheir

Important messege. This is the last chance for town because next night mafia gets 2 kills. Good luck!!

[Quintus.JC]

I just have a feeling that Sarathos is innocent, while Andres isn't giving anything away at the movement, so.......

Vote: Woad&Fangs

[Quintus.JC]

Actually I'm not sure about Sarathos anymore, he's ultra defensive tactics makes him look like a mafia evem when he's not. I've been wandering how I stayed alive for this long, possibily because I haven't accused the mafia yet. It could either be Sarathos or Woad.....

[woad&fangs]

That was a short night phase.

Does anyone know of a game where Sarathos was a mafioso? Andres seems perfectly normal to me.

Vote: QJC for now but I might change to sarathos after I give the game a readthrough.

[FactionHeir]

Sarathos hasn't been active during the 8 hours between day and night phase so he's obviously innocent. Andres is invisible so can't tell. So my guess its either woad or Quintus.

Considering the early kills were often trying to frame me (consider outcomes of drunken laywers and doctor mafia) and only when I made myself obviously innocent did I get killed, you guys make a decision.

[pevergreen]

Sarathos could have asked Beefy to kill FH earlier.

I would vote Woad/QJC.

[Sarathos]

Actually I'm not sure about Sarathos anymore, he's ultra defensive tactics makes him look like a mafia evem when he's not

There I have a bad habit of doing that, I allows seem to get myself lynched. But really how do you defend yourself when accused? I always post what I think is a dignified response but for some reason it never really holds up. Being ultra-defenisve is just me, I am always just a little too edgey.

I will Vote:Abstain, as I don't have a hard case of anyone and random voting won't really help at this point.

[woad&fangs]

Well my vote's going to stay where it is. Sarathos was inactive during the night phase and upon rereading the thread I don't really get any scummy vibes coming from Andres.