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    Default Re: The closing arguments of Askthepizzaguy's defense.

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    It's 8-0, and thats not even counting those who abandoned their campaigns. Those should count as losses as well.

    If so, that would be another loss for Ichigo, Monk, and losses for Ignoramus, Elite Ferret, and some others as well.

    More like 12-0, plus a draw because I couldn't get the epic pizzaguy versus Grog (blitzmaster v blitzmaster) duel to the death working, and maybe another draw because Chaotix didn't drop on me, my computer died, and now I cant get any save files to work that werent generated by my own computer for some odd reason.
    What so when the other person can no longer play you win but if you can no longer play it's a draw? That sounds fair...

    I'm guessing you knew you couldn't beat Grog and so pretended the save broke and then thought you would lose the rest and the hotseats and so claimed that BC doesn't work on your new computer. I've got you sussed out...

    Besides I am willing to continue our duel now that I have more time, but you haven't been able to play for months now.

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    Default Re: The closing arguments of Askthepizzaguy's defense.

    Quote Originally Posted by Elite Ferret View Post
    What so when the other person can no longer play you win but if you can no longer play it's a draw? That sounds fair...

    I'm guessing you knew you couldn't beat Grog and so pretended the save broke and then thought you would lose the rest and the hotseats and so claimed that BC doesn't work on your new computer. I've got you sussed out...

    Besides I am willing to continue our duel now that I have more time, but you haven't been able to play for months now.

    I thought you were simply unwilling to play?

    You didn't mention any reason. Just put it off.

    And yes, none of my hotseats work, and I havent been able to get duels to work either. And since the rest of y'all never conceded defeat, I couldn't add those to my total. not that it matters anyway, since I don't really get anything for winning.

    I'd be delighted to duel again, if I could figure out how. I'm guessing I'd have to start a new save file using my current version and settings. My own save files should be compatible, I can't imagine why they wouldn't be. I can't imagine why I can't play the old saves either, but I'm no computer expert.

    Apologies however, if I worded it in such a way to suggest the rest of you conceded if you didn't, but I haven't gotten the save from you in months, so I just assumed you didn't want to play anymore.



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    Default Re: The closing arguments of Askthepizzaguy's defense.

    I'm just lazy

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    Default Re: Why Turtle

    Waiting for the two important events; Discovery of Gunpowder and that world is round (Copernicus thingy)

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    Turtling and Blitzing are related to personality types. Some people eat fast while others take an hour to eat a hot dog. Some micromanage every aspect of the game whilst others automanage everything. Some go to DisneyWorld or on cruises whereas the sane go skiing and backpacking or kayaking or bowling.

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    Default Re: Why Turtle

    I personally enjoy both, altho naturally a turtle I've had great fun adopting ATPG's guides to my playstyle.

    It's about what YOU enjoy, nothing more.

    Given the EZmode of the singleplayer game even on VH/VH, argueing over which is "superior" or "efficient" is hardly worth the debate.

    It's like debating on why you shoul eat a pizza with your hands or forks. Maybe we should ask ATPG


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    Default Re: Why Turtle

    The answer is obvious. You must cook the pizza over a bonfire, fuelled by the carcass of the infidel, you must cut the pizza with your ceremonial assassin's blade, which you just used to kill the Pope, and you must season the pizza with the blood of weeping women and the eyes of little peasant children.

    Then, you have a full-fledged pizza my friends.



    EDIT: Eat the pizza with your blood-soaked hands, of course.
    Last edited by Askthepizzaguy; 08-21-2008 at 16:48.
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