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  1. 09-10-2008, 04:50 #1
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    OMG, an EB tavern. I have lived to see something a man would never again dream of. This new tavern should live on into eternity and beyond. For it is only through the Tavern's history that I have found myself enlightened in many different ways beyond human comprehension. Moreover, I find myself constantly uttering nonesense, and so, as a result, it is best to accept my words with a grain of salt. Remember, just because someone sounds educated and uses many fancy words, it is often best to think of said person as you would would any other fool you may meet on your path of life.

    Anyways, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAN! OMG OMG OMG ZOMGZ!!!! A TAVERN!!! HOLY!!! ITS HOLY!!!! A TAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRN!!!!!!! BLAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!! BLAAAAAAAAH!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Methuselah View Post
    Remember, just because someone sounds educated and uses many fancy words, it is often best to think of said person as you would would any other fool you may meet on your path of life.
    The fact that you're talking that way demonstrates one thing and one thing only: You're not drinking enough. Landlord! Two pints of Guinness over here!
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    WHOAAAAA! ITS BACK?!?!?! This calls for a special order. Barkeep!!! 3 shots of Jack Daniels and TWO, count em, TWO 24 oz. cans of Sapporo plz. I'm gettin HAMMERED TONIGHT! oh, and is Weed okay in here???

    oh, and from now on Mike Hunt's name is ACNON.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexanderSextus View Post
    WHOAAAAA! ITS BACK?!?!?! This calls for a special order. Barkeep!!! 3 shots of Jack Daniels and TWO, count em, TWO 24 oz. cans of Sapporo plz. I'm gettin HAMMERED TONIGHT! oh, and is Weed okay in here???

    oh, and from now on Mike Hunt's name is ACNON.
    Actually, Lemur correected my grammar, it is now ACIN!
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    *drinks on second can of sapporo, 3 empty shot glasses taking up unnecessary space on the bar*

    whooooh...Dasssss sum gooood shtuffffff... *Drools on bar, then wipes it up with a napkin* whoops, sorry dude, you got any cleaner bakkk dere?

    i'm deeeeeeeeerunk right now! WHEEE! Tavern LIVEZZZ!!! can i smoke a blunt???
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    How long this time? What was it that Einstein said about insanity?
    quae res et cibi genere et cotidiana exercitatione et libertate vitae

    Herein events and rations daily birth the labors of freedom.
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    How long this time? What was it that Einstein said about insanity?
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    @Lemur & AS
    Here! Here!!!

    ACNON, HAHAHA!!!!

    FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW, FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW, FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOOOOOOOD FEEEEEEELLOW!!!!
    NOBODY CAN DENY!!!!! (excuse any mistakes in song)
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