The EB Tavern

[Hooahguy]

you'd better believe it......
obey the BOOST!!!!
lol

[Privateerkev]

you'd better believe it......
obey the BOOST!!!!
lol

So, I need to obey you rubbing up against me?

[||Lz3||]

is some strange word that hoah invented to refer a hug...

or so I understand

[Privateerkev]

I more picture it being two guys puffing out their chests and bouncing off of each other.

[Hooahguy]

nono, you see, there is an "order of the boost"- like a cult......
look, if you dont get it dont bother....

[Privateerkev]

boosting sounds more to me like a "weapon". I think it should be banned.

Your whip should be banned too.

Rules are rules.

[Hooahguy]

um, well, in the 3rd clause of the 1st rule, it says that bodily contact is ok, as long as its not..... suggestive.....

[Privateerkev]

If you bodily contact me, I will feel "weaponed".

[Che Roriniho]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!

[Privateerkev]

"Help Help! I being weaponed!"

[Che Roriniho]

Since no-one else is, I will start a conversation. The minogue sisters: one atr a time, or both at once?

[General Appo]

ok, i request a moment of silence for those who died in the September 11th attacks, 7 years ago today.....

Not until you hold a moment of silence for the much more numerous civilians killed by the US with 9/11 as an excuse.
Okay, don´t do that. ´Cause I still won´t have a moment of silence for anyone. Dead people are dead, no point in honoring them anymore. If you really care so fricking much about them you should´ve have honored them while they were still alive and could apprecaite it. Therefore I propse we hold a moment of silence for all living human beings on this blue earth.
Seriously, mankinds annoying tendency to overly fret about dead people is, well, annoying. I mean, geez, they´re dead aren´t they? Who cares if you dump their bodies in a ditch our bury them in a 24 carat gold casket on national TV, they´re still gonna be just as dead.
If all the money spent on funerals would instead go to something like fighting AIDS the world would be a much happier place. That´s why I have demanded that when I die I will simply be desposed of in the cheapest way available.

[Hosakawa Tito]

Let us not dabble in Back Room politics please.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Let us not dabble in Back Room politics please.

Ok new topic:

Toast: Butter or jam/jelly? Go.

[Hooahguy]

um, appo......
heck i wont say aything- the consequences would be too great......

back on topic: i prefer jam......

[Legosoldier]

What about peanut butter?

If peanut butter is not a choice, then I prefer jam...

[Megas Methuselah]

Remember, we are all entitled to our own beliefs.

Now, despite my drunken nature, I sometimes tend to have my own rare moments of wisdom. These most usually occur in very surprising circumstances. In most cases, it leaves the guys saluting me in a sort of hero-worship admiration, while the girls stare on in unhidden lust.


Anyways, next month I will further improve my public image by grasping a great achievemant in a very heroic manner. I will get a haircut. A good one, too! My hair is of medium length, but I will get the sides and back cut short, and leave the hair longer on top. If succesful, I will get many slaps-on-the-back from the guys, as well as get laid many times over by the girls.


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!

EDIT: Heh heh. Appo once said it was very typical of myself to barge in on a conversation and completely ignore the topic at hand. I'll try changing that right now:

I utterly despise peanut butter! Legosoldier, I condemn you for your horrid prostitution with that poison! For my part, I very much prefer jam. Saskatoon berries are really good for jam. Most definitely good.

[Lemur]

You are asking for a lot from a haircut. Mostly I require that mine reveal the tops of my ears and keep the follicles out of my eyes. But hey, maybe you're in the right on this one, maybe I should demand that my haircuts force women to want me and men want to be me. It's possible.

[||Lz3||]

not this butter or jelly again!


It's turning me crazy!!

[Megas Methuselah]

That's the primary reason which drove me to prematurely ignore the subject.

But hey, maybe you're in the right on this one...

I'm always right. It's in my blood. Y'know, denying that I'm right is like denying that Kirsten Dunst has a hot body but weird face. It's simply undeniable. It can't be done.

[||Lz3||]

me would likes to see picture of meth after hair cut


(and yes... there's someting weird with Kirsten Dunst xD)

[Megas Methuselah]

I'll be sure to post it in a month or so. Maybe more. ONLY THEN WILL YOU SEE THE MEASURE OF MY SOLDIERS' COURAGE!!!!

[Hooahguy]

meh- i like it medium, with a longish front.... you see, i havea cow-lick in the front and it makes me look like elvis, a bit....

[Ferret]

Is EB just another word for spam or something?

[Hooahguy]

*sigh* do we have to go through this again? please people, read the first post....
it clears up everything.....

[Hooahguy]

o man, so today in chemistry (which i HATE!!!!) my teacher (who cant teach) gave us some practice problems in unit conversions. so a classmate asked if we had to write the questions down, and she said yes. but then i said absentmindedly,- "i dont want to."
the entire class erupted in laughter, and my teacher made it funnier by saying "was that a tourettes outbreak of something?!" (i dont actually have it though)

i couldnt stop laughing.....

but anyhow, chemistry IS SO ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Privateerkev]

Is EB just another word for spam or something?

No, but I think tavern is another word for spam.

[General Appo]

You can´t spam in a spam-thread. Since the thread is designed to be spammed in, spamming in it will only be on-topic. Therefore completely random nonsense posts about nothing at all are actually on-topic. The only way to spam in a spam-thread would be to stay on topic, but since the topic is spamming, that´s very hard, since you´d have to spam without spamming, since if you were to spam you´d be on-topic, and therefore no longer spamming.
Some have argued that making up a topic (say, discussing toast) and only discussing that could be counted as spam, as in a way you wouldn´t be spamming then, and therefore it´s spam, but since toast isn´t what the thread is actually about and since most moderators will agree that making up a topic and discussing that in a thread designed for another topic is spam, it´s actually not spa at all, and only desperate spammers will claim so, but they are wrong, neither spam nor non-spam is spam in a spam thread, since its about spam in the first place.'
You get it?

If you don´t, just listen to this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NEE...eature=related
It won´t explain anything, but it´s extremely good anyway, and contains a very important message (not as important as my message of impossibility to spam in a spam thread though).

[Privateerkev]

You can´t spam in a spam-thread. Since the thread is designed to be spammed in, spamming in it will only be on-topic. Therefore completely random nonsense posts about nothing at all are actually on-topic. The only way to spam in a spam-thread would be to stay on topic, but since the topic is spamming, that´s very hard, since you´d have to spam without spamming, since if you were to spam you´d be on-topic, and therefore no longer spamming.

Here! Here!

[satalexton]

DEATH TO HUMANITY!!!!!!!!! KILL MAIM BURN KILL MAIM BURN!!!!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!