Questions accepted in ego stroking format. Answers may be condescending
Dear Texan
Questions accepted in ego stroking format. Answers may be condescending
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Re: Dear Texan
Dear Great Lord Sex-God of the Texans with a Beer Bottle,Originally Posted by Strike For The South
Why does Texas hate America so much?
Left Wing Berkeley Liberal
Koga no Goshi
I give my Nihon Maru to TosaInu in tribute.
Re: Dear Texan
Dear Texan, I want a good recipe for a real authentic texan chili con carne.
Re: Dear Texan
Dear LWBL,
Texas does not hate America. Hate implies a strong showing of emotion. We merely tolerate the pitful 49. Its like when a cousin you dont like comes into town and you have to show him around and let him hang out with you. We dont let it bother us to much, we just continue to drink with Canada and Mexico and bully America
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Re: Dear Texan
Dear Fragtastic
Beef or venison?
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Re: Dear Texan
Don't they have possum and roadkill too?
Koga no Goshi
I give my Nihon Maru to TosaInu in tribute.
Re: Dear Texan
No its to stringy for a good chili
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Re: Dear Texan
Dear Texan,
Why do you tolerate the heathen metropolis of Austin? The entire city is dominated by the tech industry. Surely all good Texans are aware that this industry is replete with Dirty Liberals. This creates a horrible splotch of blue amidst your wondrous fields of red. Austin is clearly Messing With Texas, which I believe the State Constitution prohibits. Why have you not dealt with this matter?
Sincerely,
Born in Texas
Re: Dear Texan
deers are hard to find here sometimes I have to drive around for a week. Will have to be beef.
Re: Dear Texan
Dear BIT,
Texas is a big place and at times even our fathers and brothers fall victim to the blue scourge however being the geniuses we are we decided to let them make money for us on there colony not to mention All the other UNIs in Texas need someone to hate collectively and all the other counties need to be able to point to one county that is screwing everything up. Austin provides that. Austin may think its messing with Texas when in fact Texas is messing with Austin....Does that not blow your mind?
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Re: Dear Texan
Dear Texan,
How do I become a Texan?
Re: Dear Texan
There are more deer in Texas than there are people in Norway. Did you know that? As to your question. Chili is like Texas each one is highly indidulastic and different no two chilis are alike. Many people say how a man makes a chili will tell you allot about him. That being said you must have
Beef
Chili Peppers
Anaheim pepers
White onions
Garlic
cumin
Thats is really your base. Now personally I like to add tomatoes and colby jack, my father likes to add beans and my neighbor likes to use big chunks of steak with a sauce that has a much more pinto bean flavor than beef. You really must experiment
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Re: Dear Texan
Dear Joe,
Whiskey
Beer
Freebird
Football
Women
BBQ
Sweet Tea
Last edited by Strike For The South; 10-20-2008 at 19:05.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Re : Dear Texan
Dear hick,
Whale...ah hayr duh bayust bare cumfrum Taxes. Awl havun, yont wun too?
Then ah wunna goduh bayud wid yew sistuh, shay shore is bodacious! Can ah bah her frum ya fer muh blayuck pikumup?
Sincerly,
Louis 'ahm the bayust Taxan round 'ere' The Fat.
[Dear sir,
Well, I hear the best beer comes from Texas. I'll have one, would you like one as well?
Then I want to go to Bayud [place in South Texas] with your sister. She sure is swell looking! Can I convince you with my black pick-up?]
Re: Dear Texan
Dear Texan He-God,
How can other states in the U.S. be more like Texas? What fundamental changes should they make to their government or lifestyles to emulate your greatness?
LWBL
Koga no Goshi
I give my Nihon Maru to TosaInu in tribute.
Re: Dear Texan
And Skynyrd, obviously.
Edit: wôôt? Not Texan? What a pity.....
Last edited by Tristuskhan; 10-20-2008 at 20:45.
"Les Cons ça ose tout, c'est même à ça qu'on les reconnait"
Kentoc'h Mervel Eget Bezañ Saotret - Death feels better than stain, motto of the Breton People. Emgann!
Re: Re : Dear Texan
Dear Sweetie Pie,
Yes I will have a beer with you and you can date my sister if you like however she can kick some serious arse. So watch yourself.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Re: Dear Texan
Dear LWBL
There is, unfortunately only one Texas. Drinking more alcohol always helps as does an appreciation for our music and food. Being polite always helps as well. Texans are always appalled at the lack of manners the pitiful 49 have.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Re: Dear Texan
hence freebird my frog friend
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Re: Dear Texan
Dear Texan (no extra flattery required; that label alone is enough to stand proud):
Is it really fair for people to call pulled-meat "barbecue?"
Signed,
Meat Matters.
"The only way that has ever been discovered to have a lot of people cooperate together voluntarily is through the free market. And that's why it's so essential to preserving individual freedom.” -- Milton Friedman
"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." -- H. L. Mencken
Re: Dear Texan
Dear MM,
If it is in a sandwich than its acceptable. Otherwise the bone should be attached.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Re: Dear Texan
Dear Texan,
I am a proud southerner from Arkansas married to my first cousin Cindy Lou.
If we move to your proud state of Texas, will our marriage still be legal?
Signed,
Concerned about the family tree.
Koga no Goshi
I give my Nihon Maru to TosaInu in tribute.
Re: Dear Texan
Dear Hillbilly
No. Texans are not Southerners. Southerners are Yankees with heat stroke. Texans are like Jesus but funnier at parties.
Last edited by Strike For The South; 10-20-2008 at 21:58.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Re: Re : Dear Texan
Dear Texass;
Can you give us an updated ETA on the entire state sinking into the Gulf of Mexico? We really wish that'd hurry up and happen very soon.
Sincerely,
The rest of the US
Lastly,
Nominated for post of the year.
"Justice is the firm and continuous desire to render to everyone
that which is his due." - Justinian I
Re: Dear Texan
Dear Texan
Is it true that Texas is the only place in the world where Chuck Norris fears to tread?
Lowly worm begging for your attention
Last edited by Sarmatian; 10-20-2008 at 22:22.
Re: Dear Texan
Now thats just silly.
You need some sense roundhouse-kicked into you!
At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.
Re: Dear Texan
Dear Texan,
Who would have more foreign policy experience, a Governor of your state or of Alaska?
Trig
Chretien Saisset, Chevalier in the King of the Franks PBM
Re: Dear Texan
Dear Trig,
Alaskans are wanna be Texans. They imitate us in every possible way but we do it better. So Governor Good Hair knows more than I can see Russia Palin.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Re: Dear Texan
Dear Texan,
Can I rub my head on you to recieve your awesome?
From,
A fan.
HOW ABOUT 'DEM VIKINGS
-Martok
Re: Dear Texan
Lonesome Dove;
Does the yellow rose of Texas really beat the belles of Tennessee?
Lonesome Bulldog.
.
Modern civilization is a vast conspiracy against silence
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