proxy+fake mail, what could go wrong?Lolwut?
and if she finds out the truth? she'd give him the Montana territory treatment. which is to say: she'll corner him in a shed, shoot at it, and if that fails, used a cannon on the shed (blowing the house up), then emptyig her pistol into what's left of him, hang him to a tree, shoot at him some more, then burn his body, and let prostitutes fall on the ashes to collect any gold he had when alive.*
*all this is based on a known incident in Montana, 1864-hence the name.
"When the candles are out all women are fair."
-Plutarch, Coniugia Praecepta 46
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