Thnx for your written statement that you're the real father. Can I have your address please, I have some bills I'd like to send you.
I can assure you that I'll happily raise your child on your expenses.
At the moment we are in dire need of a BMW, a playstation 3, an Xbox 360, a plasma tv and a villa with swimming pool; the latter being the most urgent. Please send us 500.000,00 € to cover the first expenses. I'm sure this won't be a problem, since I assume you, just like us, wish the best for your child.
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