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  1. 10-06-2010, 09:23 #15
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    Default Re: I'm having my little swimmers counted

    Quote Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah View Post
    Hmm, I met this cute cougar over last christmas holiday bar-hopping...
    Thnx for your written statement that you're the real father. Can I have your address please, I have some bills I'd like to send you.

    I can assure you that I'll happily raise your child on your expenses.

    At the moment we are in dire need of a BMW, a playstation 3, an Xbox 360, a plasma tv and a villa with swimming pool; the latter being the most urgent. Please send us 500.000,00 € to cover the first expenses. I'm sure this won't be a problem, since I assume you, just like us, wish the best for your child.
    Last edited by Andres; 10-06-2010 at 09:45.
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