BuffyVerse Mafia: Apocalypse Now [Concluded]

[Romanic]

Hey you! Stay dead!

Don't go making up bad stories on innocent people!

[Greyblades]

Any reason you have avoided voting for the main suspect every time, Greyblades?

Going against the crowd?

[gibsonsg91921]

EDIT!!! SCUM SCUM SCUM @Greyblades

[Greyblades]

Is there any response that you dont find scummy?

[autolycus]

Feeling a bit under the weather. Update will be edited in. For now, know that Cecil XIX was Luke and was lynched, and phase ends in 22.5 hours.






Vote tally:
Cecil:18-atpg, Captain Blackadder, csargo, DiY, Diamondeye, gibson, ironside, link, reenk, robbiecon, romanic, secura, skooma, sprig, TinCow, Winston, Yaropolk
Zack
Secura:1-johnhughthom
skooma:1-greyblades
Not voting:3-Cecil, nictel, pevergreen

[thefluffyone93]

Huh.
Not like anything was gonna turn that bandwagon around anyways.
Pizza's word is law.
And....who is Luke anyway?

[Captain Blackadder]

Bad guy servant to the master the big bad of the first season of Buffy.

[thefluffyone93]

Ah, ok then.
Guess it was a good bandwagon, then, if such a thing could be said.
Even though I just said it.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Though it should be noted, the only reason I think that such a description = guilty is because classical_hero lied about his role and then complained of a lack of cover roles; which indicates something to hide. Therefore I also assume some servant of The Master would also be guilty.

As I understand the premise of the game, there should be some "bad" guys who are interested in preventing the Apocalypse. Which leads me to wonder, which if any "good" guys would be interested in starting one. Probably converts, but that means it could be practically anyone.

As good as we think we're doing, we don't know for sure how close or how far away victory is. It should be noted, no faction has been defeated yet as announced by Autolycus, which I believe he promised would happen.

[Reenk Roink]

I would like to issue a retraction.

Earlier, in the course of a conversation with someone about a facet of the game, I casually remarked that Faith was hotter than Buffy, in an attempt to make some small talk and personalize the conversation to mask the boring rote of pro town network discourse.

Since then however, photos of the subjects in question have been brought to my attention, and it has become clear that Faith, while sexually attractive, is not as sexually attractive as Buffy.

Thank you, and sorry for the inconvenience to all affected parties.

[robbiecon]

I'm in the Faith camp personally, unless you can convince me otherwise similarly. PM's will suffice, no point spamming the thread.

[pevergreen]

Post pics and let me decide.

[autolycus]

Angel Season 1, Episode 6: The higher they rise.

Dark and Stormy night in L.A. A woman, Skooma Addict, is sitting in a bathtub at a motel, reading a book. The lightning flashes, illuminating a figure climbing onto her balcony. Cue opening credits.

Just as the figure is about to smash her balcony door, the door bell rings. Skooma walks towards the door in her bath-robe. She opens it and a figure dressed to the nines is at the door.

Well dressed figure: Sorry to bother you, ma'am, but I was wondering if I could interest you in a very good book. Some might call it The Good Book.

Skooma: Sorry, I'm not interested in your Bible chit-chat. I've already got a copy.

Well-dressed figure: Oh, but that's not the book I was talking about. This is.

He holds up the book. It's a large tome entitled "How to open a Hell Portal Without Even Trying. Skooma tries to close the door, as the figure hurls himself against it. She succeeds in closing the door, but lets out a gasp as a crossbow bolt enters her shoulder from behind. The other figure has arrived. She pulls the crossbow bolt out of her shoulder and turns.

Skooma: Alright, now I'm angry

Balcony Figure: Yeah, well I'm your dead sexy doom. It even says so on the bolts.

Skooma looks. It does.

Skooma: Now that's just arrogant.

Skooma runs across the room and punches the figure in the gut, following it up with a knee to the face. The door swings open, and the Well-dressed Figure is there again, reading from a different book, chanting in something that might be Latin, but isn't. A large demon appears and starts bearing down on Skooma.

Skooma: You call that a demon? Where I come from, we have demons like that for breakfast.

Skooma begins to grapple with the demon, when two bolts hit her in the back of the head, opposite where her eyes would be. She lets out a gasp, and falls.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Skooma Addict was Glorificus!!!!

The demon vanishes, and the crossbowman takes out a knife and starts sawing Skooma's head-off

Well-dressed figure: Is that really necessary?

Balcony Figure: You're one to talk, demon summoner.

Cut to Angel's suites in his new residence.

Angel: Man, I'd hate to be out in this weather.

Doyle: No kidding.

A bolt of lightning strikes the building and it catches fire.

Angel: Not again...

But this time, the fire trucks are in time to save the place.

Begin Buffy Phase
Phase ends in 23.5 hours
Results will be out shortly.

Living:
Atpg
Captain Blackadder
Csargo
Death Is Yonder2
Diamondeye
Gibson
Greyblades
Ironside
johnhughthom
Link
Nictel
pevergreen
Reenk
Robbiecon
Romanic
Secura
Sprig
TinCow
Winston
Yaropolk
Zack

Dead:
DiY1: Clem-lynched--day 1
acin:Lindsey-murdered night 1
Warman88:Riley-murdered night 1
Seon: Vanessa-lynched day 2
fluffy:Xander-murdered night 2
Sasaki:Collin-murdered night 2
dcmort:Darla-lynched day 3
classical_hero:The Master-murdered night 3
Chaotix: Fred-lynched day 4
Lord Winter: Marcus-WoPed day 4
Khazaar: Dr. Meltzer-murdered night 4
Renata:Holland Manners lynched day 5
Cecil XIX: Luke-lynched day 6
Skooma Addict: Glory-murdered night 6

[Askthepizzaguy]

Got your nose.... got your nose..... got your.... head.

[Greyblades]

...did one of the mafia just do our work for us?

[Askthepizzaguy]

...did one of the mafia just do our work for us?

We know who the demon guy is.

Like I mentioned earlier, we have a dizzying array of powers seemingly at our disposal. I was only slightly under-exaggerating when I said we would use flying monkeys on people.

That said, "we" is infiltrated. None of the scum teams are dead, and all the obvious candidates are nice and dead. Unless I hear otherwise from our scanner, it's about time we start accusing our close friends.

*waits for the obvious votes to pile up on pizzaguy*

[Captain Blackadder]

Indeed I think we need to look through who is left and who could be evil and who is a relatively safe bet. For example I find it incredible unlikely that Buffy is scum.

[TinCow]

*waits for the obvious votes to pile up on pizzaguy*

Eventually, yes, but I think you've earned a few more phases before that is required.

[Renata]

Poor Skooma. Apologies once again for being a bonehead, and may we some day be mafia together under better circumstances (I seem to be saying that to a lot of people lately.)

[Death is yonder]

Am sick, well behind on sleep, and in need to place a vote.

Vote: Csargo

First name that came to mind

[Reenk Roink]

Poor Skooma. Apologies once again for being a bonehead, and may we some day be mafia together under better circumstances (I seem to be saying that to a lot of people lately.)

If you only realized the circumstances in which Skooma was killed.

I'll change the names out because I don't want another 5 PMs from Buffy asking me why I'm helping the Mafia...

"Send Mister Rogers after him, Caillou can protect"
"Mister Rogers will probably be butchered alone though, but I have done as you said"
"If that's the case nevermind than, we'll just send everything we have at him next time"
"I already sent the first set order changes, but Caillou isn't online, I'll go ahead and tell Mister Rogers not to kill also"

time up

Mister Rogers and Caillou went ahead and attacked together.

[Renata]

LOL.

Also, to our new recruit: don't you dare not follow my orders. Yes, I'm talking to YOU.

[Reenk Roink]

Also, to our new recruit: don't you dare not follow my orders. Yes, I'm talking to YOU.

Yes ma'am!

[Romanic]

Poor Skooma. Apologies once again for being a bonehead, and may we some day be mafia together under better circumstances (I seem to be saying that to a lot of people lately.)

Glorificus into Wolfram & Hart doesn't make sense. Nice try

Also, I want to vote someone... I search, I look for possible suspects...

ohhhh, I see something.

vote: Csargo

[Secura]

That's an absolutely awful vote; where's the reasoning for it?

It's getting to be too late in the day for random bandwagons, and this is quite unlike you, Romanic.

[Reenk Roink]

Why is Romanic still alive? Vote: Romanic (pm me if you can kill though, and you were lying before, we can work something out)

[Renata]

You tried that already, sweet-cheeks.

[Greyblades]

Why is Romanic still alive? Vote: Romanic (pm me if you can kill though, and you were lying before, we can work something out)

You're... voting him and will only let him live if he can't kill... I realy dont get how that works.

[Romanic]

Apparently my vote is bad, based on information that I don't have, so here, let's make you happy`

unvote: Csargo

Reenk- I cannot kill. Give it up.

[Renata]

Nah, Mr Vampire, he's saying he will let Romanic live if he CAN kill.