News of the Weird

[InsaneApache]

ROFLMAO.

Priceless.

[Lemur]

To paraphrase the great Samuel L. Jackson, "I have had it with these ************ geese on this ************* street."

[Hosakawa Tito]

Hehehe, my area of Western New York has experienced a population explosion of Canada geese. One flock of about 100 like to spend the night on the blacktop of the basketball court in the recreation yard. The inmates have to shovel the goose poo into wheel barrows and hose off the residue to play.

I can imagine what the street and those lawns must be like. The patter of all those web feet means a tsunami wave of poo...

[Lemur]

University to investigate live sex demonstration

President Morton Schapiro of Northwestern University, which is of Chicago in Evanston, said he was "troubled and disappointed" after hearing about the use of a sex toy on a naked woman by her fiancé in front of more than 100 students.

The demonstration was performed as part of an after-class event for a popular human sexuality course, at the prestigious private university, according to The Daily Northwestern.

The February 21 incident took place in a session which students were not required to attend and they were advised in advance of the explicit nature of the activity.

"I feel it represented extremely poor judgment on the part of our faculty member," Schapiro said in a statement. "I simply do not believe this was appropriate, necessary, or in keeping with Northwestern University's academic mission." [...]

Psychology Prof. J. Michael Bailey, who teaches the class, could not be reached for comment.

In an email to his students, published in The Daily Northwestern, he wrote that he organizes optional after-class events which feature speakers addressing interesting aspects of sexuality.

Bailey wrote that "some experiences are educational and interesting in non-traditional ways" and that student feedback has been "uniformly positive."

[Samurai Waki]

Bailey wrote that "some experiences are educational and interesting in non-traditional ways" and that student feedback has been "uniformly positive."

Hahaha! I bet!

[Crazed Rabbit]

Multitasking at it's best:


CR

[Hosakawa Tito]

Hehehe, and he did it with his eyes closed too.

[Hosakawa Tito]

Dwarf pulling vacuum cleaner with his penis banned from Oxford University. So that's Devastatin' Dave's secret...

[Lemur]

Dwarf pulling vacuum cleaner with his penis banned from Oxford University. So that's Devastatin' Dave's secret...

Best bit: "The decision angered Demon Dan, otherwise known as Daniel Blackner, who said: ‘I have a brilliant resumé after featuring as an Ewok in a Star Wars film and various Muppet movies as a flying teddy bear.’ "

[Louis VI the Fat]

Oh, what genius these last two posts!


I fear clicking the link for the actual article, lest it will destroy the magic.

[Gregoshi]

I fear clicking the link for the actual article, lest it will destroy the magic.

But Louis, by not clicking on the link you missed that the dwarf was banned from a Ball at St. Peters College.

The planets aligned just right for this one.

[Tellos Athenaios]

So you walk into a bank with the intent of robbing it and as you make your demands from the cashier this cunning employee asks for your ID. Naturally, you hand it over, then walk out with $800.

[Hosakawa Tito]

Snake bite kills snake. Might not be work friendly. The snake bit her left breast and into her silicone implant. The snake paid a bigger price, while the model has a bite wound and required a tetanus shot, the snake died from silicone poisoning.
Bonus: Apparently the slang for breast in Spanish is the same in English.

[Banquo's Ghost]

Now if only Eve had thought of that, we wouldn't be in this mess.

[Ronin]

Kid brings cocaine to school.

and thus the age-old question must be posed...."Did you bring enough for the whole class?"

[Tellos Athenaios]

Now if only Eve had thought of that, we wouldn't be in this mess.

Yes, the Abrahamic religions would've been relegated to “banned by your friendly overlord/parent/ISP/Australia/China” section of the Internet. On the other hand, I'm not entirely sure that having half of the human population licking snakes instead of eating apples is the more preferable route.

[Veho Nex]

Regular highway robbery

[Samurai Waki]

Hooray Beer!

[Lemur]

[gaelic cowboy]

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/262...Stoner-System/

[InsaneApache]

Pervert with fetish for cow manure who terrorised farm family is jailed for two years

[InsaneApache]

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/262...Stoner-System/

[Rhyfelwyr]

Pervert with fetish for cow manure who terrorised farm family is jailed for two years

I like how when I hover over the link, the first thing that shows up is where it says "this is Devon".

[Gregoshi]

Pervert with fetish for cow manure who terrorised farm family is jailed for two years

David Truscott - putting the "man" in manure since 2004.

[InsaneApache]

Thieves have stolen an 18kg (40lb) frozen kebab from a takeaway outlet at Trowbridge railway station.

The massive block of meat, with a metal skewer running through the centre, was taken from La Capricciosa between 0230 GMT and 1400 GMT on Saturday.

The haul, valued at about £400, included bags of frozen chips and onion rings and 500 polystyrene kebab trays.

Anyone offered kebab meat in suspicious circumstances is asked to contact British Transport police.

Det Sgt Jon Rawson said: "If you are aware of anyone who has recently come into possession of kebab meat, or may perhaps be offering kebabs for sale when they are not usually in that line of business, we would appreciate your call."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-12860235

[Samurai Waki]

Anyone offered kebab meat in suspicious circumstances is asked to contact British Transport police.

I love it.

[drone]

In my experience, kebab meat is always suspicious. You just don't care at 3am with a belly full of beer.

[Gregoshi]

Anyone offered kebab meat in suspicious circumstances is asked to contact British Transport police.

They will send over some ke-Bobbies to investigate.

[InsaneApache]

Sheesh you got some sauce posting that!

[Gregoshi]

Sheesh you got some sauce posting that!

And you should be skewered for posting that...and grilled over hot coals.