Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Concluded]

[Earthling]

That part at least has been in the rules the whole time since the start though, you can bet more than you have as long as it's under the "Day's maximum". Perhaps enough people didn't read them and realize why these max/near max bets continue to be totally against the town no matter who is bet on or who gets lynched, but I for one have said it over and over again. We'll have to actually see if dcmort or a couple of those others did really have all those credits available to wager too though, I'll be out no matter what happens and might have more to say.

edit - xpost

[Askthepizzaguy]

This is what I have for the tally. Spot an error, speak now.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

(SANTA'S VODKA)

Visorslash: Visorslash, DE, Believer

Greyblades: Greyblades

Backwards Logic: Renata, BL, Fluffy, Autolycus, DIY, shlin, Skooma, Earthling, Ironside

Renata: Mythmonster, Beefy

(GAG)

Renata: Renata, Mythmonster, Beefy, shlin28

Shlin: Earthling



(TANOOKI SUIT)

Visorslash: Visorslash

Greyblades: Greyblades, Diamondeye

shlin: Renata, Skooma, shlin, Ironside

Backwards Logic: BL, Fluffy, Autolycus, DIY, Earthling

Renata: Mythmonster, Beefy




(LUCKY BADGE)

Visorslash: Visorslash, Psychonaut, Greyblades

Renata: Renata, Myth, Believer, Beefy

Backwards Logic: BL, Fluffy, Autolycus, DIY, shlin, Skooma, Ironside

shlin: Earthling





(OMEGA VIRUS SAMPLE)

Psychonaut: Psychonaut, Visorslash, Diamondeye,

Backwards Logic: Renata, shlin, Skooma, DIY

Renata: Mythmonster, Beefy

Shlin: Earthling



(CUSTOM BERETTA)

DIY: DIY

Renata: Mythmonster, Beefy

Backwards Logic: Earthling, BL, shlin, Ironside



(JEDI HOLOCRON)

Diamondeye: DE, Visorslash, Renata, Psychonaut, shlin, Believer

BL: Earthling

Chaotix: Chaotix

Myth: Myth

Renata: Beefy


(KILLER RABBIT)

Renata: Mythmonster, Beefy

Backwards Logic: Earthling, BL, shlin, Ironside





(SECURITY FORCEFIELD)

Believer: Believer, Visorslash, DE, Renata

Visorslash: Psychonaut, Greyblades

Backwards Logic: BL, DIY, shlin, Skooma, Earthling, Ironside

Renata: Mythmonster, Beefy

B_Ray: B_Ray


LYNCH


Earthling: 120 (2 Visorslash, 40 dcmort, 39 Psychonaut, 19 CR, 20 Autolycus

Mythmonster: 87 (4 Renata, 10 GE, 1 Romanic, 4 DE, 5 Skooma, 15 ACIN, 5 Ironside
20 Greyblades, 5 Shlin, 13 Earthling) 3 DIY

Renata: (3 Chaotix)

Visorslash: (20 Link)

Skooma Addict: (50 Mythmonster,

Autolycus: (1 believer

[Romanic]

If you check the rules, such "bluff" wagers are in fact legal. They will simply not be counted as what they're written as, and the true amount will be revealed in the tally.

Okay, I missed that rule apparently.

[Askthepizzaguy]

DAY FIVE

And so it was, on the 18th hour of the fifth day since they traveled to The Purgatory, that the one known as Earthling would finally receive the justice he so richly deserved, or at least that is what most everyone thought. And spotteth twice they the camels before the third hour. And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots.



Angelic One: "Who is it you have determined through logic and reason to be guilty?"


And so the peasants pointed to the one known as Earthling that is called Earthling.


But Earthling was not amused, and he shouted out at them, and called them all silly Kniggits. This did not persuade the crowd to spare his life, and so they advanced. He stood his ground.



Angelic One: "Earthling, you have been judged to be a criminally psychotic chaotic, and also a witch. How do you plead?"


Earthling just stared back in silence.



Angelic One: "I said, how do you plead?"



More silence.



Angelic One: "You are indeed brave, sir Knight, but I must inform you that you're going to die."



Earthling stared off, not even acknowledging the Angelic One.



Angelic One: "Do you have any last words?"


Earthling: None shall pass.



Angelic One: "What?"



Earthling: None shall pass!



Angelic One: "Interesting. Very well, seize him."



And so the entire mob descended upon Earthling, bashing him with clubs, slashing him with claws, firing bullets at him, but nothing seemed to faze the Knight. Finally, the Angelic One unsheathed a gigantic blade, and prepared to cleave the Knight into pieces.


The Angel slashed at Earthling, cutting off his remaining arm. The Angel sheathed his sword again, and stood victorious. But Earthling kicked him in the head, sending him sprawling to the ground.


Angelic One: "The battle is mine. Stop this foolishness."


Earthling: "Ooooh, had enough eh?"


Angelic One: "Stop that."


Earthling: "Chicken! CHICKEN!!! BRAWWKKK BUCK BUCK BUCK BRAWWWK!"


Angelic One: "It's over, I've won."


Earthling: "No you haven't."


Angelic One: "Look you stupid idiot, you've got no arms left!"


Earthling: "Yes I have!"


Angelic One: "LOOK!!!"


Earthling: "It's just a flesh wound. Come on, ya pansy!"



And so the Angelic one unsheathed his sword and cleaved off Earthling's leg.


Angelic One: "There. Now, do you yield?"


Earthling: "I'M INVINCIBLE!!!"


Angelic One: "Right. I'll have your other leg."


And so the Angelic one cleaved off Earthling's other leg.

Earthling: "What do you say we call it a draw?"


The Angelic One just walked away, completely annoyed.

______________________________




Summary of events:





Earthling has been lynched!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Earthling is The Black Knight Who Always Triumphs, of the Python Mafia Faction!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Earthling is Evil!



10 of Hearts

Earthling has survived the lynch!

Alive Players- (32/50)

A completely inoffensive name
Autolycus
B_Ray2 (Replacing Methos)
Backwards Logic (revived)
Beefy187
Believer
Bow-wow-wow
Chaotix
classical_hero2 (Replacing El Barto)
Crazed Rabbit
dcmort93
Death is Yonder
Diamondeye
Earthling (Survived Lynch!)
Fluffyone
GamezRule
God Emperor
Greyblades
Ironside
landlubber
Link
Mythmonster2
Psychonaut
Red_Spy
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
shlin28
Skooma Addict
Subotan
Visorslash
Warman


Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero

Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One

TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) Queen of Clubs
Kagemusha- Itchy and Scratchy [Evil] Springfield Mafia (The Full Monty) 8 of Hearts
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) King of Clubs
-------------Night One

YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two

Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland) Ace of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two

civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three

choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang) 6 of Spades
Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three

Major Robert Dump- Rudolph [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy) 2 of Diamonds
-------------Day Four

Beskar- Detective Psycho Andy [Neutral] Psychotic Mafia (Psycho Mafia I) 5 of Diamonds
Jolt- Supreme Grandmaster Bane Anded [Neutral] Space Mafia (Star Wars: Fall of the Order) Ace of Clubs
Captain Blackadder2- Claire Raval [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls) 5 of Spades
-------------Night Four

(No one)
-------------Day Five




Earthling was successfully lynched, but was of Evil alignment. Everyone who wagered this round lost their wagers. Anyone who did not wager lost 1 credit.

Even if Earthling did not survive the lynch, you would have lost the credits anyway due to his alignment.


Begin Night Five.

[Earthling]

Hot dang, that's even better than I thought. This is madness though, I really didn't know my survival talent could apply to the lynch too before just tonight. However I still owe you all this, obviously some of it doesn't quite apply, willing to talk more on whatever later. I am honestly down to my last mans though.

All right, so here’s what I have to explain, and read closely or don’t bother to read and respond at all.
Apparently my overall survivability talent gives me a chance of surviving lynches as well. I literally didn’t think that was true at all till getting a message just before the end of this Day Five. Now I know lots of people won’t believe this and that’s fine, I realize the town is going to need me dead now too in all likelihood.

So there’s only two possible ways the town can possibly get out of this and move on, because lynching me tomorrow would be such a horrible waste of time that it can’t be allowed it to happen, and I realize that too. The first possibility is if we somehow have near universal agreement (like 15+ players giving their word) that you won’t try to lynch me tomorrow because you don’t believe I’m chaotic. That’d be great, I’m still quite clearly not a chaotic. Possibility two is also clear- someone kills me tonight.

I highly doubt the former is going to happen, obviously. So please, somebody manage to kill me tonight, I’m encouraging even any evil player to do so and the scum get a free shot at me now if they want to take it. As you can see I’m even out of credits and any dinky (hooves) little hope that the Python faction still has is not going to rest with me, there’s not been much good for a couple days when the scum have stolen my stuff and all I can do is self-defend myself. Then there’s far less good if this continues to be a distraction for the town and waste of credits. So we have to do what’s right for the anti-chaotic cause as the whole.

As such I’m not even going to use my active self-protection ability, and then anyone out there should have a very good chance of killing me. Scum can come at me too and I’ll soak up another of their nightkills just as I’ve been happy to do this whole time. (Unless the first option above becomes feasible for some reason and then of course I’d try to stay alive). If I die I will be an evil Python mafia, I’m not denying that as it’s been true this whole time, but that can happen at this point and it’s important to have that info verified for everyone, it has to be this way.

I especially encourage Renata & co. to try to be the one who kills me, prove they’re in it for the townie good and you know, because I move for no man.

Also, I don’t see a reason I should be saying anything more to random people with worthless vague statements tonight, so I won’t, except to people making reasonable responses to this post.

[Romanic]

I really didn't know my survival talent could apply to the lynch too before just tonight.

Implying the same talent is helping you survive lynches and night attacks (?).

As such I’m not even going to use my active self-protection ability

And now you're saying that a self-protection ability is helping you survive at night, clearly this cannot be the same talent that helped you survive the lynch.

Can you be clear on your talents? And don't lie this time, please

[Earthling]

I didn't even know how things worked myself, apparently.

[Romanic]

Is this your answer to my request to be clearer about your talents?

[Earthling]

No, that was more just I gotta go now (my planet needs me) and coincidentally found a funny image, and a bunch of other people may have honest stuff to ask later that I might as well manage it all later, let everyone respond. I can say two things to you though - one, as I explained way earlier, I spent credits on extra protection through the regular purchase abilities, see the opening page, and "levelled up" that skill too as you'll read in the rules. Secondly, the part about me not knowing anything about what would happen when I was lynched I'll reiterate, surprised me. Otherwise, obviously due to the writeup info there's a change of plans and I might as well try to protect myself and remain alive now, and won't be answering anything that helps the scum in that way if I can avoid it, just in general on that too since I think that addresses your question

[Askthepizzaguy]

an error in the item vote tally has been ID'ed.

Fixing.

EDIT: FIXED. Backwards Logic rightfully owns the Omega Virus Sample, not Psychonaut, due to a misplaced DIY vote.

[Believer]

I never thought I could be unhappy with a town surviving a lynch.

There is a time for everything.

[Visor]

I thought the writeup was hilarious. Kudos ATPG.

Lol @ Believer.

May I ask that I am not targeted by vigs tonight. And I ask whether someone could kindly hand me a bulletproof item?

[Visor]

Nice.

[shlin28]

Ooh, so asking for item works?

May I have a bulletproof item to augment my self-protect tonight? Pretty sure I am Target No. 2 for the chaotics now...

[God Emperor]

You are lying through your teeth Earthling.

[Visor]

Who cares. He's town ain't he?

[God Emperor]

No that is my point.. I really doubt now that he is town.. We lynch a guy, he survives, and we get his role.. This guy we apparently won't die from night attacks either. The obvious conclusion is that what we have been given is his cover role. Lynch him again, and we should have his real role.

[Death is yonder]

Earthling was successfully lynched, but was of Evil alignment. Everyone who wagered this round lost their wagers. Anyone who did not wager lost 1 credit.

Even if Earthling did not survive the lynch, you would have lost the credits anyway due to his alignment.

Major. Distraction.

[Death is yonder]

In any case, its time to move on and start hunting actual suspects rather than trying to clear up the fall out from previous rounds, which will just end up helping chaotic scums to blend in easily.

I mean like if the whole debate is MRD versus Earthling or something like that, how hard can it be to just come in and say "Oh I think that Earthling/MRD seems scummier than the other for so and so reason which was stated by [insert player who posted case]" and then just fade away

[shlin28]

Okay, some questions for Earthling, because frankly he needs to give some answers now.

1. If you are pro-town, why are you now trying to get yourself killed? Your survival ability sounds pretty powerful to me... and begging for death is not exactly a pro-town thing to do.

2. Again, your life has been on the line for many times now, how hard it is to reveal basically everything you know? IF you want to die, why are you not revealing anything now? At the very least, reveal what you did each night phase, what happened to you and exactly what abilities/items you have. Since you want to essentially commit suicide, there's no harm done is there?

3. Also, why have you dodged a lot of the questions I asked before? I tried to make them reasonable, but after 3 attempts even I am getting frustrated at you now.

You want to present an anti-chaotic front, now is your chance to really show that you are on the town's side.

Edit: DiY brings up a good point. Earthling is possibly innocent, but we need answers regardless!

[a completely inoffensive name]

So maybe we are all going to follow my advice that I posted waaaay back when to think beyond the 8 people that contribute a lot of posts as a source of chaotics?

[Renata]

READ THIS.

So please, somebody manage to kill me tonight, I’m encouraging even any evil player to do so and the scum get a free shot at me now if they want to take it. As you can see I’m even out of credits and any dinky (hooves) little hope that the Python faction still has is not going to rest with me, there’s not been much good for a couple days when the scum have stolen my stuff and all I can do is self-defend myself. Then there’s far less good if this continues to be a distraction for the town and waste of credits. So we have to do what’s right for the anti-chaotic cause as the whole.

As such I’m not even going to use my active self-protection ability, and then anyone out there should have a very good chance of killing me. Scum can come at me too and I’ll soak up another of their nightkills just as I’ve been happy to do this whole time. (Unless the first option above becomes feasible for some reason and then of course I’d try to stay alive). If I die I will be an evil Python mafia, I’m not denying that as it’s been true this whole time, but that can happen at this point and it’s important to have that info verified for everyone, it has to be this way.

I especially encourage Renata & co. to try to be the one who kills me, prove they’re in it for the townie good and you know, because I move for no man.

Do NOT kill Earthling tonight. There's something that needs to be discussed first. The original role of the Black Knight had to win by "dying" X number of times. Until Earthling survived the lynch it never occurred to me this role might possibly be the same, but it could be, and him asking for *both* vigs and hopefully scum to come after him tonight is more than just a little bit suggestive.

Hugely important question: Were any of the attacks on Earthling solicited by him? Did he tell anyone to attack him?

His comments post-attacks also need to be looked at.

[Visor]

Renata, still think I'm scum?

[Renata]

Ask me again tomorrow, right now my brain is not working.

Earthling needs a full detective scan done on him tonight, please. I think it's worth it the credits. If I'm right, he can be safely ignored. If I'm wrong and he's town he can be safely ignored. If I'm wrong and he's mafia, you can lynch him and then me next for being a lunatic. He's been attacked (or lynched) and survived three times now.

I'm busy again today, back tomorrow.

[Death is yonder]

The host himself confirmed that he is evil aligned anyway. At the very most your paranoia would be serving to possibly hinder his personal goal (if that is indeed how it came about)

No need to waste credits, enough has been spent on earthling.

[God Emperor]

Yes it is correct. What DiY points out in the writeup, should rule out the necessity for a scan.

[Beskar]

That's what you get for not listening to me, a bunch of wasted credits. Serves you all right.

[Seon]

That's what you get for not listening to me, a bunch of wasted credits. Serves you all right.

Hey hey Beskar. Don't worry about these stupid living people. Life is wasted on the living anyways. Death is where all the fun stuff begins.

Come, I know a good pancake shop named the El Gigante.

[Major Robert Dump]

Now I see why he has been so annoying, why he lies and gets people lynched, then lies about that as well: he wants to die. Would have been nice for him to mention his "ability" in his claim, but I guess thats what I get for not reading every game synopsis that the host provided, just like people didn't read the one for my character. Either way, well played Her Majesty

And yes, it is IMO too far into the game to suddenly allow item transfers, particularly in the manner being allowed. Would have been nice to have been doing this all along as it will have huge impacts on outcomes in both night phases and voting manipulation

[Jolt]

Now I see why he has been so annoying, why he lies and gets people lynched, then lies about that as well: he wants to die. Would have been nice for him to mention his "ability" in his claim, but I guess thats what I get for not reading every game synopsis that the host provided, just like people didn't read the one for my character. Either way, well played Her Majesty

And yes, it is IMO too far into the game to suddenly allow item transfers, particularly in the manner being allowed. Would have been nice to have been doing this all along as it will have huge impacts on outcomes in both night phases and voting manipulation

Yeap, but fortunately, now noone will listen to him. Leave Earthling egging around and making non-senseless comments and accusations until the end of the game. He shall be this game's village idiot. :P

I would seriously advocate the killing of Greyblades or autolycus. Very especially Greyblades.