Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Concluded]

[Visor]

I want you to die for putting me in this position, Visorslash.

Can I sig that?

What does your item do exactly?

[Death is yonder]

I would like to tell you this:

I been leaving clues and messages throughout the entire game, revealing who all the chaotics were so I could reveal them without breaking the rules, also so you know, that since the very start, I sussed out the entire game.


Edit: You can tell why I always end up getting lynched/killed/investigated straight away, I am far too dangerous.

I don't recommend listening to Beskar, he typically twists whatever he has said to fit the convenient truth. Most of the time anyway.

And Chaotix should be lynched immediately, the only reason not to lynch Chaotix would be if you believe what he is saying and trust him. For emphasis, lets say it again, the only reason not to lynch Chaotix the Chaotic would be if you trust him, a chaotic.

[Chaotix]

Way to start a post where you propose a deal.



I'll take option #1. No deal with confirmed scums.

I'm pretty confident in my team's ability to find who the remaining Chaotics are.


I bet you don't have that many credits. I stole all you had on Night 5. Nice bluff, heehee.

Really?

How many has your team personally caught so far, Romanic?

Sure, you and Renata teamed up and caught Diamondeye, but it doesn't mean much when she made off with your items and stole first place victory. I don't see you being very successful in the near future, especially considering it's getting down to the wire and your town will start turning on its side going for factional victories instead of the team win. After all, they are worth just as much now.

[Chaotix]

I don't recommend listening to Beskar, he typically twists whatever he has said to fit the convenient truth. Most of the time anyway.

And Chaotix should be lynched immediately, the only reason not to lynch Chaotix would be if you believe what he is saying and trust him. For emphasis, lets say it again, the only reason not to lynch Chaotix the Chaotic would be if you trust him, a chaotic.

Blah blah blah.

You say that as if it means something.

I am a legendary double-crosser. You think I have any qualms about betraying my team if it brings me closer to winning? I've already told you I can change my alignment upon completion of my personal goal. I'll be a townie just like the rest of you, with knowledge of my partners in crime to sell, and night-kill immunity from them to boot.

You're gonna need me. Kills aren't going to reduce if I die.

[Beskar]

I don't recommend listening to Beskar

You shouldn't give out your alignment so readily, or you should consider renaming yourself "Death is over the Yonder"

You must really hate that I been striking nails on the head, I know why you been telling people not to listen to me, it is in my reply to Romanic. I am far too dangerous and if there is even the slightest remote chance I am scum, you would then kick yourself to losing to me again. So you go to the default position of "Beskar = Scum" which makes mafia games very boring for me, as I might as well just randomly post from memegenerator since no one would listen to what I have to say anyway, even if I am getting everything right and proven myself ten fold.

Infact, in this game, I did both randomly posting joke posts and telling you who the scum were. Next time, I just won't bother adding the part about who scum are, since it gets ignored anyway.

caught Diamondeye

I beat them to that too, just ended up a little dead before I could cash in on that information.

[Visor]

I want you to die for putting me in this position, Visorslash.

Can I sig that?

What does your item do exactly?

Well?

[Chaotix]

Can I sig that?

What does your item do exactly?

The Pendant of Memories, when transferred to Anju, gives us both a personal victory point. I can use it to scan for her, but once it's transferred its use has been fulfilled. No other special abilities attached.

[Visor]

You sure? No secret conversion to chaoticism? I'd rather stay a townie...

[Beskar]

You sure? No secret conversion to chaoticism? I'd rather stay a townie...

and Beskar beat punchline already, another +1 to Beskar.

I saw this coming a mile away, how many posts did you take you, dear reader?

[Chaotix]

You sure? No secret conversion to chaoticism? I'd rather stay a townie...

Positive.

And I already know you're not Anju, Visorslash, I've scanned you already. Nice try.

[Bow-wow-wow]

I would like to also point out that during the Renata phase, when I said "You should give items to bow-wow-wow", it was a hint to his alignment because I knew who he was.

Also, I am still not happy with you, bow-wow-wow, you didn't live up to your side of our bargain because I told you a few things in my last pm with you and you totally blanked them in-thread, including who a couple of chaotics were. So if you lived up to it, you would have jumped on the Renata bandwagon and could have done a couple of more!

You never told me anything else. You were about to when you died. It was my fault for talking up but I was afraid that one of the townies would vig me. I hoped the chaotics would just overlook me.

[Visor]

Positive.

And I already know you're not Anju, Visorslash, I've scanned you already. Nice try.

Proof?

[Bow-wow-wow]

If I were town, I would revive either me or Beskar. We happen to have figured out important information but neither of us can reveal anything while we are dead.

[Visor]

You're more humble. Let's go with you.

[Chaotix]

Proof?

On which count?

Look, it doesn't say anything in the item description about converting Anju to chaotic.

But even if it did, it would not serve either of us to do that. The only way I am going to find Anju anytime soon is if she reveals in the thread. And if she does... you KNOW who she is. If I am lying she is right in plain sight for you to kill.

[Visor]

On whether I am Anju or not. Cause my role pm kinda says that I am.

Yay for role reveals.

[Beskar]

You never told me anything else. You were about to when you died. It was my fault for talking up but I was afraid that one of the townies would vig me. I hoped the chaotics would just overlook me.

What was my last message to you, just before the round ended on my death? Re-read it since I can't really reveal it as it would be against the rules. That's where my disappointment lies.

[Chaotix]

On whether I am Anju or not. Cause my role pm kinda says that I am.

Yay for role reveals.

Yeah I totally believe you.

Especially after you tried to have me killed, had me investigated and outed to the town, and are now the cause of me being lynched. Because THAT is what my secret lover would do. Yep.

Anyway, I don't need to prove it to you. This is one of those things where you and I both know you are lying.

[Beskar]

I am tempted to turn leaf and going to start rooting for the Chaotics. The town are not even smart enough to revive their greatest asset which I would have gladly worked for to end up getting a victory.

So Chaotix, tell your masters for them to consider reviving me and I will work for them, I can greatly aid them, plus the town will keep wasting credits on lynching me giving them a free bus pass to victory.

[Visor]

I didn't believe you were Kafei, I thought you were using that as a means to trick someone. Now I do, and I regret it. It's not too late for the one point.

[Chaotix]

I didn't believe you were Kafei, I thought you were using that as a means to trick someone. Now I do, and I regret it. It's not too late for the one point.

Well isn't that a pity, because the only way I can give that Pendant of Memories to you is if I survive the day phase and transfer it to you tonight.

Decisions, decisions...

[Visor]

You can only transfer by night? Really? Damn. There goes my personal victory. :(

[Romanic]

Really?

How many has your team personally caught so far, Romanic?

Sure, you and Renata teamed up and caught Diamondeye, but it doesn't mean much when she made off with your items and stole first place victory. I don't see you being very successful in the near future, especially considering it's getting down to the wire and your town will start turning on its side going for factional victories instead of the team win. After all, they are worth just as much now.

We only lynched three Evil players in the first seven, soon eight, days. I don't see what the problem is with Evil Team. In my opinion we're doing just fine.

About who precisely caught who, I don't really care. My Team is the Evil/Town team, and as far as I'm concerned, we caught three chaotics: Seon, Diamondeye and now you. Yay us!

As for players turning to meet the Factional goal instead of Team goal, why would they? Both are worth the same amount of points (3), but one goal involves beating the crap out of the bad guys who've been killing us since the beginning. My priority is clear, and I certainly hope the other players see it this way.

[thefluffyone93]

PHEH I SAY.

PHEH.

LOOK UPON MY FACE OF DISAPPROVAL.



Fold

I could care less for a team victory right now, as the town is so inept.
I can win my personal victory whether I'm alive or dead, so I DON'T CARE.

[Beskar]

Seon, Diamondeye and now you.

Wouldn't that be:
"No you didn't, he died to random chance"
"Renata took a lucky gambit at survival and it paid off, and she got first place because of your team and your team now lost the game"
and "Chaotix was revealed two weeks ago by Beskar, but only just got around to him"

Which brings your total to: Zero.

[Chaotix]

We only lynched three Evil players in the first seven, soon eight, days. I don't see what the problem is with Evil Team. In my opinion we're doing just fine.

About who precisely caught who, I don't really care. My Team is the Evil/Town team, and as far as I'm concerned, we caught three chaotics: Seon, Diamondeye and now you. Yay us!

As for players turning to meet the Factional goal instead of Team goal, why would they? Both are worth the same amount of points (3), but one goal involves beating the crap out of the bad guys who've been killing us since the beginning. My priority is clear, and I certainly hope the other players see it this way.

You don't care who catches them, but when I offer them to you on a silver platter you turn me down?

Something is not adding up here.

Sure, I am untrustworthy. But look at it from my perspective: my personal goal is yet unfulfilled, my faction is dying out very quickly, and I have a choice between which team I want to win with. I just want to survive long enough to get my personal goal, switch my alignment, and be on the winning team.

And I am ready to betray my chaotic buddies to do it.

Because let's face it: I am the REAL Chaotic One here. It's even in my name.

[Askthepizzaguy]

[Visor]

You CAN transfer items by day. Just got confirmation Chaotix.

[Chaotix]

You CAN transfer items by day. Just got confirmation Chaotix.

Oh. Goody.

Then hopefully the real Anju shows up. I'm calling she's definitely a lurker. Probably Red_Spy or something. In which case I am screwed.

I never believed you for a second, Visorslash.

[Romanic]

Wouldn't that be:
"No you didn't, he died to random chance"
"Renata took a lucky gambit at survival and it paid off, and she got first place because of your team and your team now lost the game"
and "Chaotix was revealed two weeks ago by Beskar, but only just got around to him"

Which brings your total to: Zero.

Nope it's 3 for us. And I don't feel like arguing this with you.