Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Concluded]

[Kagemusha]

It occurs to me that resurrecting a townie person and giving them all sorts of items to make them nigh-on invincible might be game breaking (a la Kagemusha).

ATPG is a very good host, which makes me think he wouldn't do something that could lead to a game breaking situation. Which means Kage is killable or there's the potential he won't always be townie after resurrection.

CR

It is not impossible to kill me, just rather hard. Nothing is impossible.

[Askthepizzaguy]

The Summary and Information Thread's Table of Contents has been fully updated.

The Game Events list has been fully updated.

[Diamondeye]

Why are you yappin' and yappin' about Visorslash if you don't think he's chaotic?

Why am I even arguing with you when I should know better? You're such a distraction.

I think you should focus on correcting Earthling whenever he's wrong or deliberately misinterpreting things. You have 85 pages to sort through, just pick an end and get started.

Romanic, obey!

[Visor]

86 pages.

How much you wanna bet on the town winning Diamondeye? They seem to be doing pretty well.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Renata, the townie, has already won. :P

[Visor]

Okay then. How much are you willing to bet that us mad bastards will beat you even more mad bastards?

[Seon]

[Chaotix]

Dude, you guys don't realize it, but we already won, and now we're just playing around to see how long it takes for you to figure it out.

See, we Chaotics were all really Townies in disguise, so when Renata won, we got our victory. She just left us behind and said, "Do me a favor, kill the rest of them."

It's pretty cool. That's why we keep letting you catch us. It's all just a big joke.

[thefluffyone93]

Oh, by the way, I won't be able to get to a computer for an entire week starting on Tuesday.
I be heading down to New Orleans, eating jambalaya and craw-fish, all while developing a severe case of skin cancer.
W00t.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Gentlemen.

Sorry for the delay, the .org was down. Now it is back up. I shall begin....

[Askthepizzaguy]

NIGHT NINE

Estuans interius
Ira vehementi.
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi.
Sephiroth!
Sephiroth!

Estuans interius
Ira vehementi.
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi.
Sephiroth!
Sephiroth!

Sors immanis-
Et inanis.
Sors immanis-
Et inanis.
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi.
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi.
Sephiroth!
Sephiroth!

Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias.
Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias.
Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias.
Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias.

Gloriosa Generosa...
Gloriosa Generosa...
Gloriosa Generosa...
Gloriosa Generosa...

SEPHIROTH!

-- Nobuo Uematsu

Link was sitting in his mansion, enjoying a fine glass of Cold Duck, when a terrifying figure burst through the window, and proceeded to tear the old man limb from limb.

There was nothing left of Mister Burns....

______________________________

shlin28 was keeping a watchful eye out for danger, and sure enough, danger approached. It was none other than the green-eyed angel with one wing.

The Angel towered over shlin28, and drew a long, shimmering blade. shlin28 tried to hide inside his shell, but the blade cleaved the tiny one in half.

______________________________

Subotan was sitting in a taxi. It was no ordinary taxi... it was in the possession of the Cosa Nostra. Subotan was no ordinary cab driver... he was a ruthless, dangerous criminal. He was the leader of the Valerio Family.


Suddenly, a powerful figure approached, and summoned demonic creatures.... evil, evil creatures with glowing red eyes and sharp teeth. The creatures surrounded the cab, and chewed through the glass windows.


When they were done ripping Subotan to shreds, there was nothing left of him.

______________________________

Skooma Addict was running as fast as his little legs could carry him, being chased by a chainsaw-wielding maniac in a mask.


From the other side, his passage was blocked by another strange figure.


Skooma Addict tried to get away, but even his cuteness wouldn't save him this time. The chainsaw buzzed through his body, tossing his fur in every direction. As if that weren't bad enough, the remains were smashed into bits by the other figure.


And the cute little bunny was no more.

______________________________

TheFluffyOne listened to the awesome song.

Love your neighbor; sleep with his wife
Grab a pencil; show yourself a magic trick
It's terrible to be alive
If you drink bleach you'll live forever
Go to jail and make new friends
If you eat nails you'll die a winner




Advice Dog
You found God
For better
You'll live forever if you
Kill God
Be a Good dog
Your power
Will let you die a winner




Play warcraft and die alone
Eat 20 big macs; don't work out
Move to Florida; drill for oil
You should totally; a coca cola bottle
Gasoline tastes like happiness
Trust Al Gore and Drive a Hybrid





It's terrible to be alive
If you drink bleach you'll live forever
Go to jail and make new friends
If you eat nails you'll die a winner




Live forever
Die a Winner
Live forever.
Die a winner.
Live Forever.
Die a winner.

A challenger approaches!


Advice Dog says it's time to Die A Winner.


But first you must follow Advice Dog's advice.


Avoid being disemboweled by twin blades.


Try not to get mauled by vampires.


You should totally a medieval spiked mace.


Try not to die, it hurts a lot.


Even if you fail, you're still a winner.


Advice Dog, you're a good dog. But you got killed by a vampire.


With black wings.


You died a winner. Now live forever.

Advice Dog's final form.



ADVICE DOG HAS SPOKEN

______________________________




Summary of events:






Link has been murdered!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Link was Monty Burns, of the Springfield Mafia Faction!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Link was Evil!



King of Spades

shlin28 has been murdered!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

shlin28 was Boomerang Brother, of the Evil Mafia Faction!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

shlin28 was Evil!



7 of Diamonds

Subotan has been murdered!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Subotan was Anthony Valerio, of the Cosa Nostra Faction!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Subotan was Evil!



9 of Clubs

Skooma Addict has been murdered!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Skooma Addict was Fluffy Bunny, of the Bizarro Mafia Faction!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Skooma Addict was Evil!



4 of Hearts

TheFluffyOne93 has been murdered!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

TheFluffyOne93 was Advice Dog, of the Bizarro Mafia Faction!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

TheFluffyOne93 was Evil!



5 of Hearts

Escaped- (VICTORIOUS)

Renata- Mace Windu [Good] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia IV- Star Wars: The Fallen) 7 of Spades
-------------Night Six


Alive Players- (12/50)

A completely inoffensive name
ArpeggiateTHIS2
Backwards Logic
Beefy187
Earthling
Greyblades
Kagemusha
Psychonaut
Romanic
Visorslash
Winston Hughes
Yaseikhaan

Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero
Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One
TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) Queen of Clubs
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) King of Clubs
-------------Night One
YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two
Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland) Ace of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two
civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three
choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang) 6 of Spades
Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three
Major Robert Dump- Rudolph [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy) 2 of Diamonds
-------------Day Four
Beskar- Detective Psycho Andy [Neutral] Psychotic Mafia (Psycho Mafia I) 5 of Diamonds
Jolt- Supreme Grandmaster Bane Anded [Neutral] Space Mafia (Star Wars: Fall of the Order) Ace of Clubs
Captain Blackadder2- Claire Raval [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls) 5 of Spades
-------------Night Four
(No one)
-------------Day Five
B_Ray2- Squirrely the Squirrel [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland) 3 of Hearts
Autolycus- Android Lore [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia VII- Star Trek TNG) 4 of Diamonds
Ironside- Kansas C. Smith [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Resident Evil: Omega) Queen of Diamonds
-------------Night Five
(revived)
-------------Day Six
Robbiecon- Askthepizzaguy [Evil] Cosa Nostra (The Golden Rule) King of Diamonds
Death is yonder- Darth Kojiro, Dark Lord of the Sith [Evil] Space Mafia (Star Wars- Fall of the Order) Ace of Diamonds
-------------Night Six
Diamondeye- White_Eyes:D/CRAZED RABBIT [CHAOTIC] Cosa Nostra(CAPO DI TUTTI CAPI III) 10 of Spades
-------------Day Seven
Believer- Waylon Smithers [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Mini Simpsons Mafia) Queen of Spades
landlubber- Salvatore Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia) 6 of Diamonds
Bow-wow-wow- Beary the Bear [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland) 5 of Clubs
-------------Night Seven
Chaotix- Satan/KING DODONGO [CHAOTIC] South Park Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE) 2 of Hearts
Chaotix- King Dodongo/KAFEI [ANJU'S LOVER] South Park Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE) King of Hearts
-------------Day Eight
Warman- Zapp Brannigan [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama) Jack of Hearts
Crazed Rabbit- Vincenzo Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia) 6 of Clubs
dcmort93- Arnold "Colmillo" Grande [Evil]Dark Falls Mafia(Resident Evil: Dark Falls) Jack of Spades
Red_Spy- Alyssa Martin[Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls) 2 of Spades
Red_Spy- Alyssa Martin/ANJU[KAFEI'S LOVER] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls) Queen of Hearts
-------------Night Eight
God Emperor- YLC/REENKIS ROINKIS [CHAOTIC] Psychotic Mafia (SWORDS AND D20s) 10 of Diamonds
-------------Day Nine
Link- Monty Burns [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Mini Simpsons Mafia) King of Spades
shlin28- Boomerang Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness) 7 of Diamonds
Subotan- Anthony Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia) 9 of Clubs
Skooma Addict- Fluffy Bunny [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (Speed Mafia!?!) 4 of Hearts
TheFluffyOne93- Advice Dog [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (Speed Mafia!) 5 of Hearts
-------------Night Nine







Vote now on the following items:

• FACTION SCANNING + 10% investigatory (EXTRA-THICK GLASSES)
• 10% bulletproof chance. (Gorilla Vest, made of real gorilla chest)
• 40% bus driver chance. (transporter pad)
• 10% roleblock chance. (Cute little bunny, causes someone to awwwww instead of their intended action).
• 10% roleblock chance. (Cement shoes, can be used to stop someone from acting)
• 10% roleblock chance. (Torn shirt, allows you to engage in an uneccessary and cheesy brawl with someone, possibly preventing them from taking any action)

BEGIN DAY TEN.

The Cosa Nostra have been eliminated!
The Bizarro Mafia have been eliminated!


Max wager for this round is 100 credits.

[Visor]

Fluffy? Fluffy? FLUFFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vote: All roleblock and bulletproof items to Visorslash.

I got a roleblock bonus. Let's finish this thing.

Bet 5 credits on Psychonaut

[ArpeggiateTHIS]

Bet 40 credits: Beefy

[Kagemusha]

[Earthling]

Wow. Firstly I have to say that was an amazing writeup, my favorite so far. Partly it's the suspense and shocking events and revelations at this point of the game, but it was a really good writeup regardless. From the music to the change of pace, with everything being shorter than previous writeups, and humor at the end, really great.h

Moving on though, obviously some things went wrong for the Innocents last night. I'd like to know who some of these vigilantes are if they were vigilantes, particularly the "rip people apart guy" who keeps on killing inactives, is this person not coordinating at all with BL or anyone? I might guess Subotan was somehow struck down by the chaotics because the kill method isn't familiar and Reenkis Roinkis or something like that could have gotten an extra kill in via some special power, but also curious there.

Also, it's absolutely unexcusable that we don't have everyone's faction known right now. Anyone who is Innocent and hasn't revealed your faction and its rivals/goal must do so right now. I'd say we kinda want to know everybody's role in public too but it's really only the same unknown people whose roles we don't know either.

I refuse to believe that any faction has 7 players in some way. Something is very wrong with the math though, in particular between ACIN, Greyblades, and Psychonaut it's impossible (taking into account the above) for them to be anything more than one remaining player on 2 factions. But that's three players. Cover roles and scum abound.

So

Bet: 100 Credits on ACIN

Need a full role reveal. Nothing particularly personal. If you reveal that you're the last remaining member of the Space mafia and no one contradicts that claim it's likely you are not chaotic as I've said before, the remaining Space Mafia shouldn't be a chaotic, and I move onto Greyblades or Psychonaut. I'm starting here because I doubt you are Space given your views on Renata before and because someone like fluffy could have lied and you have another faction's cover role you are working with. But I haven't heard scan info or similar stuff from others yet either so we'll see.

[Diamondeye]

I think I can live (or, you know...) with the Cosa Nostra dying out if the nights are going to be like this...

Also - I think I saw a mention of a Black-winged killer in that update. Wonder who that is

[Kagemusha]

[Seon]

I know who Black Wing is. If you revive me, I will tell you.

[thefluffyone93]

Fluffy? Fluffy? FLUFFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its ok.....
I still got a kick-ass song.
AND MEMES.



edit: scratch the revive, as I stated before I was leaving for a week.
Was that the reason I was killed off now?

[Chaotix]

BET: 100 CREDITS ON ROMANIC

I GOT A GUILTY SCAN RESULT ON HIM. EVERYBODY VOTE ROMANIC!

[Seon]

Hey mafia! Since you guys are all so quiet now, can we dead people run the show? It's getting boring here, you know, crushed under this fell beast. If you could revive either me or ByzKnight, that would be appreciated.

[Kagemusha]

Hey mafia! Since you guys are all so quiet now, can we dead people run the show? It's getting boring here, you know, crushed under this fell beast. If you could revive either me or ByzKnight, that would be appreciated.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I bet by now it's really stinky underneath that carcass.

[Diamondeye]

What with the who now?

[Kagemusha]

What with the who now?

[shlin28]

And now for something completely different...

Regarding Yaseikhaan - the thing is in what you quoted he had just joined as a replacement, mythmonster struck me as strongly Innocent and Renata stole that character's item proving he did have a vigilante item. mythmonster obviously was antagonistic with Renata; Yaseikhaan might not have had all the private communications or same thoughts mythmonster had and ended up changing his mind. I can't take that alone as good evidence of scumminess. What I do question is why there were two vigilantes (both him and Beefy) on the Psychotic Mafia and while mythmonster refused to it would be nice if Yaseikhaan talked a little bit more about his role or faction.

This is an Earthling post from ages ago, suggesting that Khaan is a Psychotic. If Backwards Logic (or someone who knows the implications of this) could comment on this it would be great

If only I am not dead..

EDIT : Actually, this could just be a big mistake on my part But I'll leave the post here in the off-chance that I didn't misread something.

[Earthling]

mythmonster, who Yaseikhaan replaced but that have to have the same character role, openly stated multiple times he's Psychotic Mafia. We all know about Beefy as well, his character was revealed in thread by Diamondeye to start. Winston mentioned in passing that he is Psychotic and no one has contradicted that so I'm assuming it's true, and together they would all be the remaining Psychotic Mafia (and we already caught a chaotic and a neutral in that faction). If anyone could use elaboration, that we don't really know about, it's Winston (who replaced GamezRule) but I don't know what you're getting at.

[shlin28]

Yeah.... I thought I figured out something brilliant, but it was just me misinterpreting something I guess it is true that you shouldn't listen to dead people...

[Romanic]

BET: 100 CREDITS ON ROMANIC

I GOT A GUILTY SCAN RESULT ON HIM. EVERYBODY VOTE ROMANIC!

I had a hesitation when I saw your post, until I realized that you were dead.

[Romanic]

Abput the last night kills:

Black Wings (he's probably a serial killer) killed Fluffy.
Sephiroth (chaotic) killed shlin.
Romanic killed Subotan.
Beefy killed Skooma.

And I'm not entirely sure who killed Link, but it could have been Skooma.