Give it to Populus Romanus.
If the implication is, Pizza, Memnon, Johhog, and Populus are all mafia, that's an interesting one since I just self-pwned.
If you toss out that implication, then Populus should get the shirt since he's scanned town.
Give it to Populus Romanus.
If the implication is, Pizza, Memnon, Johhog, and Populus are all mafia, that's an interesting one since I just self-pwned.
If you toss out that implication, then Populus should get the shirt since he's scanned town.
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
I want that shirt too, brother.
Vote: Montmoremcy
Perhaps we can make an arrangement? I get the shirt today, and I'll vote it to you tomorrow.
Vitiate Man.
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The glib replies, the same defeats
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It could work. The three kill you, you scan one of them, and they clear three for the price of one.
Vitiate Man.
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OKAY
Vote: Montmorency
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Vitiate Man.
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Vote: Montmorency
Same reasoning.
Vote: Populus Romanus
Believer says (11:06):
Can I have the 3 last replies as a signature?
ATPG says (11:06):
No.
Believer says (11:06):
Why?
ATPG says (11:06):
not org-appropriate
Believer says (11:07):
Nothing we say is org-appropriate
Bollox, the first vote was invalid.
If I Vote: ATPG, I won't have to unvote when I place a real vote later.
Anyway, have it your way. Unvote; Vote: Populus Romanus.
If the guy he scans turns up Mafia, then will you consider it?
Vitiate Man.
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Vote: Populus Romanus seems safe enough. I don't think he'd have done something quite as scummy as changing his name if he were actually scum.
Vote: Yaropolk for lurking. Will you flinch for me?
Vote: Warman
Isn't he usually active?
Vitiate Man.
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I'll do my usual, which is Vote:WarmanCrazyName, and I'll also point out that I am town! Yippee! Although unfortunate that the one who stirred up the game and made it more interesting is dead... Requiescat in Pace, Pizza.(4 years of Latin!)
I'll also Vote: Populus Romanus, because that just makes sense
Just so you know, I'm fine (and would actually prefer) just calling [insert his ridiculous name here] "Warman".
In my first game, I was a vig, and NK'd 2/3 of the mafia by D3. If Pizza weren't so dead sexy, I would have gotten him on N3.
Three words. Scum!
Revive me!
Alternatively, since Pizza didn't die till he took the shirt off, maybe yall could vote it to stick it on me, I'd come back alive for a night, investigate jht, and then keel back over. I would be avenging my own death! (probably) (maybe) (kinda) (not really)
Isn't that like a textbook scumtell?
Vitiate Man.
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Probably - you should give me the Shirt as a consolation prize.
What is a year, really?
Vitiate Man.
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vote: Populus Romanus I missed my chance at the shirt cause I was gone, now I want it back!
I just thought of something.
Your mileage may vary, but my murder proves I'm townie, and my scan proves three people are townies.
Which means I managed to not get lynched based on nonsense this time. Just barely, and it was mind-numbing how close it was.
Now let's see:
bestrfcplayer- probably gonna be replaced and stuff
Johhog -- Scanned Town (N1)
Memnon -- Scanned Town (N3)
Populus Romanus -- Scanned Town (N2)
So who does that leave....
B_Ray
Believer
Ishmael
johnhughthom
Montmorency
Seamus Fermanagh
Tratorix
Yaropolk
Warman
And what do I see:
Ishmael- voted for me to die, and also gave me the shirt. Makes no sense.TALLY:
Johhog: 2 (JHT, Tratorix)
ATPG: 2 (B_Ray, Ishmael)
Memnon: 1 (ATPG)
Montmorency: 1 (Believer)
Warman: 1 (Memnon)
Abstain: 0
Not Voting: 6 (bestrfcplayer, Montmorency, Populus Romanus, Seamus Fermanagh, Yaropolk, Warman)
bestrfcplayer will be replaced if he doesn't vote next Day Phase.
SHIRT TALLY:
ATPG: 7 (ATPG, Believer, Ishmael, Johhog, JHT, Montmorency, Tratorix)
Seamus: 1 (B_Ray)
Montmorency: 1 (Memnon)
Not Voting: 5 (bestrfcplayer, Populus Romanus, Seamus Fermanagh, Yaropolk, Warman)
Montmorency- Late on the shirt wagon.
Tratorix- Late on the shirt wagon.
B_Ray- Voted for me to die
Believer- Usual Believer.
johnhughthom- went for Johhog and gave me the shirt rather easily yesterday.
Seamus Fermanagh- Hasn't been posting much.
Yaropolk- Hasn't been posting much.
Warman- Hasn't been posting much.
Now which of these is the scummiest. That's the big question for me anyway.
We have Montmorency and Tratorix openly questioning the results, but not acting upon it, and then voting me the shirt. Then I died. Both now also want the shirt.
Yaropolk wants the shirt and is voting for himself, rather uncharacteristically. Definitely not adding much to the discussion.
Ishmael's move makes no sense whatsoever. But it also makes no sense whatsoever from a scumbag, I think.... it neither clears him nor condemns him.
Johnhughthom feels a bit conciliatory towards me.
But really, I think I know which one takes the cake.
Voted to lynch someone, I'll assume they're townie for now, just because our luck isn't that good.
Second one to vote me the shirt, possible snuggling attempt. Actually seems to flinch when he gets a vote, and downplays his abilities.
Goes along with the shirt wagon, votes for someone who just got scanned as townie, and is second on the Populus wagon.
Arguing against the No Lynch, and using not-present "legendary" Sasaki Kojiro's arguments, if they were indeed his arguments, to bolster his point.
No Lynch late in the game reduces the chances of hitting scum, and early lynches increases the chances of lynching townies. It's entirely backward, actually.
That Seamus would go so far as to cite Sasaki to make this argument means he realizes without a credible source other than himself, arguing this point will look extra-scummy.
That means Seamus is worried about looking scummy. Which means he's scum.
This plan relies far too heavily on investigation results we can't even trust, sacrificing our best-odds random lynches in the endgame to make it happen.
I don't trust it, and I don't trust Seamus would make this argument as a townie in this game.
Snrubbing me with the "I agree", then smeared some suspicion onto Memnon, who is now cleared.
Of course, Seamus also knew that I'd be scanning Memnon last night, which would make him look like an uninformed townie in the morning when the results came back townie.
This is all very good stuff.
Seamus is interested in early lynches, on townies, without much thought or effort put into those lynches, and is arguing for us to rely on the detective results we can't trust, in the endgame which is going to be approaching soon, and we haven't lynched any scums yet unless they're TheLastDays, and his response to me pointing out the deviously untrustworthy nature of the detective results is to go "interesting argument".
Now, I'd argue here that he hasn't taken much of a stand on anything, but that's wrong. He's taken a very firm stand on early lynches followed by relying on late detective results. And his argument was so scummy, he needed to cite Sasaki Kojiro to make it even sound like a townie would ever advocate such a thing.
Maybe Sasaki would, but he's also the type to insist someone is guilty for no reason after he's dead and demand someone's death. Which isn't particularly pro-town because there's no way to argue with a dead proven townie with no argument. Sasaki tested out many avant garde ideas, not all of them were particularly good, and I think they are especially wrong here.
If I were alive, I'd be voting for Seamus Fermanagh. He's no townie.
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
But I'm not finished, oh no no no. You see, I can't just give you one name. There's bunches of scums, and I don't want to leave any turns unstoned.
Yeah, it's funny.... it's the exact thing I said yesterday about how you couldn't necessarily trust my results because if I were indeed scum, and memnon was scum, and johhog was scum, then we've cleared us.
Thing is, I'm dead.
If Memnon and Johhog continue to survive, and they don't get scanned by others to confirm, don't you think it's gonna be a teensy-weensy bit suspicious? And then that takes down at least two of us. Could it be done? Yes. Could I do it? Yes. Would I kill myself to do it?
Nah.... and if the chain continues, populus Romanus scans another townie, then what? that person scans Memnon or Johhog.
There's not enough mafia scumbags to complete the chain.
It means if player Populus scans goes ahead and scans Memnon or Johhog, and it turns out that player is mafia, then there is no debate, there is no discussion. It means I was mafia for the false scan on memnon, and Memnon was mafia for falsely scanning Johhog.
That means 3 of us die, and I'm already dead, and I just told you how to unravel our evil plans.
Why? Because I have great big giant diamonds, or is it because it's WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG?
Then that means everyone who was scanned was townie, because I just told you how to confirm Memnon and myself and Johhog.
All you have to do is scan Memnon or Johhog with whoever Populus Romanus scans. It's impossible for the scums to keep up the charade at that point, because A townie would have had to scan A mafia before then, or else Populus Romanus' scanee is going to find mafia for reals, and that scanee is going to be townie as well, since there's not enough scums to complete the chain.
So, you're smearing my good name after I'm dead, by insisting I followed a plan that is extremely absurd and I just destroyed with my own words.
Mmm mmm mmm. I DONT THINK SO...
Oooh scummy.
In the words of Fleetwood Mac, never break the chain.
Say that a little louder so they can hear you.
Love it. This guy is townie.
Naw.
This quote, on the other hand, is a textbook scumtell.
Montmorency or Seamus Fermanagh today. Really, either one will do.....
1. Montmorency
2. Seamus Fermanagh
Who else? Come on, I wanna hit em all.
Last edited by Askthepizzaguy; 08-30-2011 at 09:41.
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
Dare I bring out the dreaded OMGUS case?Not to mention, you were in the writeup too, my friend.
Snuggling Memnon, and voting for someone I find very townie right at the moment. That's three strikes so far. Let's go for some more.
You have done well, my young apprentice. Your hate has made you powerful.
Yes.... it was a good choice. What happened then? Did you get lynched? Hmm?
Right, Seamus drops in and votes for you. Uh-huh.... and he's not in any way scummy.
Maybe because you voted for johnny boy? Hmm?
Batting a thousand, my fellow zombie. Batting a thousand.
GOSH WHAT HAPPENED TO DOUBLE A?
Who stoled the batteries? Why would Double A die, he's such a harmless bloke!
Now, Johhog is townie, but what happens when votes pile up on TheLastDays?
Oh squirmy.
No, TheLastDays. You should not have rushed to face Vader.... incomplete was your training.
Fallen, the shroud of the dark side, has.
LOOKIE WHO IT IS!
Guess Seamus and Montmorency dinn't want Johnny to die, eh? eh? EH???
And so it ends.
Believer, Johhog, Memnon, Populus Romanus, myself, and Double A be townies.TALLY:
TLD: 6 (Johhog, JHT, Montmorency, Seamus, TLD, Warman)
JHT: 2 (Believer, Double A)
Ishmael: 1 (ATPG)
Seamus: 1 (B_Ray)
ATPG: 1 (Ishmael)
Warman: 1 (Populus Romanus)
B_Ray: 1 (Tratorix)
Abstain: 1 (Memnon)
Not Voting: 3 (bestrfcplayer, Seon, Yaropolk)
Monty, Seamus, and Johnhughthom be guilty.
1. Montmorency
2. Johnhughthom
3. Seamus Fermanagh
Moar boar wants moar!
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
Well, seeing as I suggested him earlier I may as well honour the wishes of the dead and
vote: Seamus Fermanagh
And because it's the logical choice:
vote: Populus Romanus
EDIT: Pizza, now I see how you got that obscenely high post count. On a completely unrelated tangent, the Org really needs a 'chuckling gently' smiley as well as the 'laughing maniacally' one - there's no middle ground between that and the one I used here, which means I have to convey my tone by writing intelligibly instead of spamming emoticons; obviously a terrible scenario.
Last edited by Ishmael; 08-30-2011 at 10:15.
Is there a number four candidate? Help me looks.
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
Sorry guys, but I'm tired and won't give any reasoning until tonight. I pretty much agree with ATPG however.
VOTE: Seamus Fermanagh
VOTE: PopulusRomanus
Investigate Montmorency tonight, please.
"Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it." ~Andre Gide
Vote: Seamus
Vote: PoopyRoman
Yes Pizza, you need to get that fourth candidate. That will be half the players you'll have said are mafia, you've a great chance at being right with some of them and saying "See, see everybody, I was right. I'm Askthepizzaguy and I'm awesome." And stuff.
So, would WIFOM be an acceptable defence to you right now? Kinda, I wouldn't kill you if mafia and stuff like that. No? Okay.
Why are you so focused on four mafia?
Askthepizzaguy: I know there is much we can learn from each other if we can negotiate a truce. We can find a way to coexist. Can there be a peace between us?
Montmorency: Peeeeeacccce....... No peeeeeeaccce....
Askthepizzaguy: What is it you want us to do?
Montmorency: Dieeeeee....... Di-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-eeeeee.......
Congrats on not hitting me N1. Funny, I even asked for it this time.
That's a very lame case.
I think you're scum!
Ooh hold the telly. What's all this then?
What did I say in Swords and D20's III. Anyone here remember? What did I say?
And was I scum for saying it? Yeeeep.
No lynches are lame. Wanna know why?
- Nearly killed John D1
- Nearly killed Montmorency D2
That's why.
Here we go, call some bluffs.
Monty wagon!!!
Seems completely uninterested in the pressure on Monty.
Me likey.
Interesting. And Seon was murdered promptly thereafter?
Maybe to frame Ishmael?After all, we already killed guy voting for Johnhughthom. Now we can't keep killing folks that vote for us, that would be rather obvious.
And what happens next? Vote was tied. By whom?
But but but but what happened to No Lynch?
Oh yeah, tying the vote makes it a No Lynch.
So, no consistent policy except to self-save. And he's voting to lynch a person who got scanned as a townie.
AND he's panicking! Oh I love it.
Do I detect the sweet smell of perfect information syndrome and distancing, the heady mix of herbs and spices that leads me to believe you're both scum?
Yes, yes I do.
Snuggling the dude you tried to kill? Feeling rather exposed, aren't ya?
So Johhog thinks that it is Populus Romanus who was scum in that equation.
Well, close. But I'm not the one who's so far away.
Johhog scans Populus Romanus and finds him townie.
He nearly had Montmorency, and John's distancing would have made him look good. Not to me, but you know, to like people who would believe it and junk.
GREAT IDEA.
ROFLCOPTER!!!
WASN'T SERIOUS ABOUT THE NO LYNCH CAMPAIGN???? You argued harder for that than anything else this whole game.
LYNCH THIS SCUMBAG.
A chance to discredit Memnon, Johhog, and Populus Romanus?
Sign me up, says scum John.
Or you could lynch THIS scumbag.
You REALLY want that shirt, dontcha?
Don't you wish your buddies had a shirt like this?
Oh, B_ray.... you were doing so well.
Tsk tsk tsk.
You like the bad idea I had, but HATE the good idea I had? Such a shame.
Holy poop, Believer is ON FIRE!!!
Monty HATES me scanning Memnon.I love his unrealistic scare tactic "This would end in the town wasting 3 lynches" because obviously townies never change their minds over the course of three rounds?
Can't even keep their minds in one spot on ONE round.
What happens next? My unvote of Johhog actually spares Johhog
You're welcome, Joh!Johhog: 2 (JHT, Tratorix)
ATPG: 2 (B_Ray, Ishmael)
Memnon: 1 (ATPG)
Montmorency: 1 (Believer)
Warman: 1 (Memnon)
Abstain: 0
Not Voting: 6 (bestrfcplayer, Montmorency, Populus Romanus, Seamus Fermanagh, Yaropolk, Warman)
Sadly, I should have followed Believer.
Look who was voting for you, Johhog. Johnhughthom and Tratorix. At least one of those is a dirty scumbag.
So no lynch, and what happens next?
Re-he-he-he-he-he-eeeally?
Really Seamus?
Monty looks scummier than Memnon during that exchange.
So anyways.
1. Montmorency
2. Johnhughthom
3. Seamus Fermanagh or B_Ray
How about we lynch Montmorency before Seamus Fermanagh? I'm more sure on him, or Johnhughthom.Originally Posted by johnhughthom
Seamus could just be my coincidentally looks like a scumbag townie in between two scumbags.
And John, this is possibly the single scummiest post I've ever seen, anywhere, ever, ever, ever, ever.
I bet you 1,000 pizzaguy points that John is scum with Montmorency.
Less sure on Seamus.
Last edited by Askthepizzaguy; 08-30-2011 at 10:55. Reason: tie for third
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
Just to reiterate, I'm much much more sure on John and Monty than I am on Seamus.
Scan Seamus, kill Monty or John.
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
I do buy your logic, although it obviously isn't 100% conclusive, but I'm also voting Seamus for selfish reasons - if he turns out to be scum and I'm talked out of lynching him, I'll feel terribly embarrassed after the game is over (I'm looking at you, Visorslash).
Oh well, I'll blindly follow ATPG just to stand there like an idiot if he's wrong.
UNVOTE: Seamus Fermanagh
VOTE: Montmorency
Scan Seamus then and if all goes as planned we lynch JHT tomorrow?
"Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it." ~Andre Gide
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