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    War Story Recorder Senior Member Maltz's Avatar
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    Am I the only one who believes the existence of the secret senior member forum? (cry)

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    Liar and Trickster Senior Member Andres's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maltz View Post
    Am I the only one who believes the existence of the secret senior member forum? (cry)
    Ah, I see Secura forgot to tell you about the necessary ritual.

    You need to cover yourself from head to toe in mayonaise. Put Ketchup on the upper right corner of your screen. Run outside and yell "Humba! Wamba! Huhaha! Wabamamba!" for about 10 minutes. All of this needs to be filmed. Once you uploaded the video on youtube and posted a link to it here in the Watchtower, the secret forum will magically appear.

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    Grand Patron's Banner Bearer Senior Member Peasant Phill's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andres View Post
    Ah, I see Secura forgot to tell you about the necessary ritual.

    You need to cover yourself from head to toe in mayonaise. Put Ketchup on the upper right corner of your screen. Run outside and yell "Humba! Wamba! Huhaha! Wabamamba!" for about 10 minutes. All of this needs to be filmed. Once you uploaded the video on youtube and posted a link to it here in the Watchtower, the secret forum will magically appear.

    I'm at work, so I can't access you tube but Andres surely is willing to post his own ritual.
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    Urwendur Ûrîbêl Senior Member Mouzafphaerre's Avatar
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    Easy there! You bunch are merely Junior Senior Members yet. When you become Senior Senior Members -which, btw, involves an ancient initiation ceremony where you'll be asked to offer certain sacrifices- you'll have access to the Senior P0rn Stash, Senior Drinking Den and ... well, discover yourselves!

    Congrats!
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