[League] The Return of Askvaard Von Pizzaguy [CONCLUDED]

[Beefy187]

Sounds fun/terrifying (the best kind of fun). Vote: Skooma Addict, we all know what will happen if his supply runs out...

I think it has more to do with the fact that you voted for him with no explanation.

Vote: Beefy

Vote: Beefy187, scum wants us to waste votes.

You managed to get your votes in every round.
First night is ok. Random vote.

You've got on a nice bandwagon for the second and third day with not much to add to the discussion.
In my eyes Memnon is much more scummy than the inactives

Vote: Memnon

Feel free to keep your votes on me Zaccino san.
I'm sure you can find a good excuse to keep voting for me :D

[edse]

I actually agree with you on that.

Unbote: Vote: Memnon

[BSmith]

vote: BSmith

The facts as I see them are not in his favour

The facts as I know them are not in your favor. No matter. The prophecy shall be realized.

[El Barto]

I'm not suspicious of you because you changed your vote, I'm suspicious of you because of the timing of your vote change.

For the record, I didn't even know when the exact cutoff time established by Pizzaman was. Now, what's this again about my vote change?

classical_hero, ANSWER ME! It's not enought with these Ivanovic pictures, though they do contribute to the thread in some undefinable way.

The facts as I know them are not in your favor. No matter. The prophecy shall be realized.

What facts?

[Montmorency]

No it didn't. His was the fourth vote while you and beefy had three votes apiece. The tally is right after The Kings vote.

I missed Diana's vote. Fair enough.

Had you been mistaken here, I would have put you over the edge. Watch yourself.

Vote: Arjos

You should elaborate at some point.

[Zack]

That's it. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Unvote, Vote: NinjaCow64

I have had it up to here with your obnoxious, self-righteous crusade in size 7 font. It's the difference between asking someone "Why are you doing that?" and screaming at someone at the top of your lungs, spittle flying from your mouth and into the victim's face, while simultaneously strumming an amped-up electric guitar with the volume turned up to 11.

[Ironside]

Vote: Bsmith

Agreeing with Ismael here.

In case I am killed tonight (or even just 'killed') remember Montmorency.

Care to elaborate? You probably saved Monty by unvoting and going for Chaotix, so the comment doesn't make sense.

[Diana Abnoba]

[Arjos]

I'm still more suspicious of TK, with his tiebreaker.
BSmith being defensive happens in pretty much every game, especially when he's townie, same goes for bandwagony Memnon...

Unvote; Vote: Beefy187

[El Barto]

Care to elaborate? You probably saved Monty by unvoting and going for Chaotix, so the comment doesn't make sense.

I was WIFOMing so as not to get nightkilled, if Montmorency was mafia. btw why do so few people seem to mind his nearly claiming mafia on-thread?

And no I didn't 'save' him, nobody else was voting anyway.

[Choxorn]

Alright, fair enough. Unvote: El Barto

Vote: NinjaCow64 for still doing this crap.

[Montmorency]

btw why do so few people seem to mind his nearly claiming mafia on-thread?

To beat the Mafia, one must become the Mafia.

[NinjaCow64]

Unvote, Vote: NinjaCow64

I have had it up to here with your obnoxious, self-righteous crusade in size 7 font. It's the difference between asking someone "Why are you doing that?" and screaming at someone at the top of your lungs, spittle flying from your mouth and into the victim's face, while simultaneously strumming an amped-up electric guitar with the volume turned up to 11.

I do it because it's the only thing that works against those people. As I have said before, they are almost as bad as inactives.

[NinjaCow64]

But I'll stop. It isn't really that effective and it's starting to really piss people off. I can see that I have taken this way too far so yeah. Sorry.

[Askthepizzaguy]

BSmith: NinjaCow, TheKing, Tiaexz, Ishmael, MRD, Ironside
TheKing: BSmith,
Beefy: Csargo, Memnon, DaveShack, Arjos,
classical_hero: El Barto
Abstain: Double A,
NinjaCow: classical_hero, Zucchini, Choxorn
Memnon: Beefy187, Edse,
Arjos: Montmorency,

5 hours remain.

[El Barto]

To beat the Mafia, one must become the Mafia.

I beg your pardon?

Alright, fair enough. Unvote: El Barto

Vote: NinjaCow64 for still doing this crap.

I do it because it's the only thing that works against those people. As I have said before, they are almost as bad as inactives.

But I'll stop. It isn't really that effective and it's starting to really piss people off. I can see that I have taken this way too far so yeah. Sorry.

The only thing that works against what, exactly?

[El Barto]

Pizzaman, what's this about the vegetables voting? It should be that the vegetables remain in my soup, n'est ce pas?

[Beefy187]

I'm still more suspicious of TK, with his tiebreaker.
BSmith being defensive happens in pretty much every game, especially when he's townie, same goes for bandwagony Memnon...

Unvote; Vote: Beefy187

If thats Memnons usual style of play and if thats recognized by some players than he would be very scary mafia.
Theres not much he can do to get scummier than bandwagoning, posting without a reason, not speaking much.

I suggest lynching these types quickly before having to lynch them late game

[Memnon]

Eh, I haven't really played enough to have a regular style of play, it was either in this game or the cornflakes one where I explained that I don't really have the time to lengthen my posts due to moving in to college recently.

[Beefy187]

Hopefully you are enjoying mafia. Its a fun game

Well, your comment just backfired on Arjos who claimed that bandwagon is Memnons style of the game.
I understand having RL issue along with mafia game is tough. I always forget voting and sending in night orders.
So your doing really well in that matter.

Problem is, for one you are not really contributing in discussion. Instead doing bandwagons and appearing off the radar.
Also Arjos backing you up looks like mafia buddy trying to provide you supporting fire.

[NinjaCow64]

The only thing that works against what, exactly?

People who post post consiting of Vote: Mr. Blahhead or something like that. It annoys the pants off me. But it doesn't really work. I did it more often because people got annoyed, so they WOULD answer the question so I would stop, whereas often people wouldn't when I asked normally. But now it is not working, they keep derping about doing their thing and it just causes everyone else to get pissed off I am a stopping.

Unvote; Vote: BSmith in case Mr. Blahhead was a valid vote.

[Choxorn]

Unvote, Vote: Beefy187

[NinjaCow64]

Unvote, Vote: Beefy187

Why did you do that Choxorn?

[Askthepizzaguy]

BSmith: NinjaCow, TheKing, Tiaexz, Ishmael, MRD, Ironside
TheKing: BSmith,
Beefy: Csargo, Memnon, DaveShack, Arjos, Choxorn
classical_hero: El Barto
Abstain: Double A,
NinjaCow: classical_hero, Zucchini,
Memnon: Beefy187, Edse,
Arjos: Montmorency,

[Askthepizzaguy]

DAY FOUR




Professor Askvaard took note of the discussion, and saw that the Beefy one had nearly been slain by Askvaard, simply because he kept trying to kill Askvaard.


While the Professor noted the irony, he also saw that BSmith was in the lead. He took a break from hosting and continued playing his Medieval war game.


"Professor, the round is over. Time for the execution." said a voice.


Professor Askvaard: "Later. Conquering Muslims."


The masquerade party guests waited impatiently, wondering what was taking so long. Even BSmith got tired of waiting.


BSmith: "Am I gonna die sometime tonight, or do I have to die of old age first?"


Professor Askvaard: "Jihad armies at the gates of Constantinople. Must slay. Back later."


BSmith: "Fine, allow me to do this myself. I am not actually BSmith. I am..... Mgsmuhammed!" *ululating*


Beefy187: "Who's that?"


Mgsmuhammed: "Some guy from the previous game. Now, foolish infidel, I shall cut off your head and feed it to my dogs!"


Muhammed unsheathed his curved scimitar, and began charging the Professor, who didn't even look up from his computer. He simply slid his mouse to one side, and clicked on "fire at will".


A flurry of flaming arrows impaled the charging Jihadi, who promptly fell to the tiled floor and began screaming as the flames enveloped his body.


Professor Askvaard was so engrossed in the game, that he didn't bother to put out the flames. It seems that task was left up to poor Beefy187, who continued muttering something about slaying the Professor, while trying to work the fire extinguisher.


Professor Askvaard: "Joecoolyo.... you will die. Right after this. One... more... turn....."







"Alive" - (26/33)

a completely inoffensive name
Arjos
atheotes
Beefy187
Choxorn
Classical_hero
Csargo
DaveShack
Double A
edse
El Barto
Ironside
Ishmael
King Jan III Sobieski
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
Montmorency
NinjaCow64
Seon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
thefluffyone93
The King
Tiaexz
Visorslash Zaccino
Xenoneb


"Dead" - (0/33)

Nobody!


OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (7/33)

wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego]
Chaotix- Seon "Likes to choke" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Diana Abnoba- "We miss you, come back and play with us" Renata - SOUP [vanilla townie]
BSmith- mgsmuhammed "cooked well done" - BEEF [vanilla townie]






BEGIN NIGHT FOUR.

24 hours remain.

[El Barto]

Pizza, are you playing the byzantines in MTW?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Pizza, are you playing the byzantines in MTW?

See signature line.

M2TW, Byzantine greeks, house rules challenge. Rules specifically designed by me to prevent blitzing, and to pose a serious challenge to the player even when the game progresses to the point where you have a large empire, where you would otherwise basically win unopposed. Also encourages the player to focus on managing the defense and development of his nation, not just siege/sack/siege/sack recruit until victory.

As this is off-topic, I'll take further comments/questions in that thread. Clickity the linkity.

[El Barto]

Signatures enabled. :)

[Askthepizzaguy]

Busy today, expect writeup to be delayed for at least 12 hours.

[Askthepizzaguy]

NIGHT FOUR






Professor Askvaard takes out a shotgun and opens fire on Montmorency.


*BLAM*


*BLAM*


*BLAM*



Professor Askvaard: "DID YOU HEAR ME, MONTY!?!? I AM NOT AN ELK!!! DON'T EVER CALL ME AN ELK!!! I HATE THAT!!!"


Montmorency stumbled backwards, tripping over the body of classical_hero.


The head of classical_hero, however, was stuffed and mounted on the wall.


Like an elk.






"Alive" - (24/33)

a completely inoffensive name
Arjos
atheotes
Beefy187
Choxorn
Csargo
DaveShack
Double A
edse
El Barto
Ironside
Ishmael
King Jan III Sobieski
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
NinjaCow64
Seon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
thefluffyone93
The King
Tiaexz
Visorslash Zaccino
Xenoneb


"Dead" - (0/33)

Nobody!


OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (9/33)

wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego]
Chaotix- Seon "Likes to choke" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Diana Abnoba- "We miss you, come back and play with us" Renata - SOUP [vanilla townie]
BSmith- mgsmuhammed "cooked well done" - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Montmorency- "Not really" Arakhor - BEEF Jarrema - SOUP "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Classical_hero- "Not an elk either" Civgeneral - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]




BEGIN DAY FIVE.

48 hours remain.