First of all, you guys are as boring as hell.

Night 6

Day breaks over the Presence. All is quiet.

Despite Visorslash's loud protests, Quartermaster TinCow had thrown him in the brig the entire night as a way of deterring any last-minute bids for the Captaincy. Naturally, this worked, and the only thing Visorslash was left to do was engage TinCow in a long conversation about his personal history, what he had given up on in France to come here, and why the Presence was so important to him. He talked about his now-departed Consort, Arjos.

TinCow listened to all of it, perhaps more understanding than most men, almost as if he had gone through the same thing three years before. There was clearly sympathy in his eyes, but it didn't change the fact that he was keeping Visor in the brig all night no matter what.


Lyra heard rummaging noises in his bunk twice overnight, but was in too deep of a sleep to think much upon it - instead simply incorporating the noises into his dream that involved five women, two men, fourteen cases of rum, a hat, and one muddy pig.

Naturally, when Lyra awoke out of this fantastical dreamland, he screamed in horror: his bag of treasure was significantly lighter than it had been the previous night!

Lyra marched straight up to the Officers' Cabin to lodge an official complaint with Captain Zaccino and had gotten through his opening monologue when everyone was interrupted by a voice shouting down from the crow's nest.

"LAND HO!!!"

Nassau was in sight.

OOC: And that's all, folks! Thanks for playing, I hope you guys had as much fun as I did. Epilogue/other postgame stuff is forthcoming, I hope to get to it all by today.

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Attacked: TinCow (n1), Makrell (n2), issaikhaan (n2), Visorslash (n4, 2x), Lyra (n4), Zaccinio (n4)

Killed: Arjos (The Frenchman's Consort) (n2), Xenoneb (n2), Choxorn (n2), DaveShack (n3), Thermal (n4), Askthepizzaguy (n4), Double A (Spanish Special Officer) (n5), Tiaexz (n5), Jolt (Guardacosta Lieutenant) (n5)

Wrath of God: Kagemusha (d5)

Committed suicide: Chaotix (n5), Diana Abnoba (n5) (Guardacosta Converts)

Walked the plank: Montmorency (d2), Makrell (Guardacosta Lieutenant) (d3), Memnon (d4), Buddhafish (d5)

Survived: 19
a completely inoffensive name
Andres
autolycus
BSmith
Captain Blackadder
edse - Drunken pirate
El Barto
God Emperor
Ironside
Ishmael
issaikhaan
JoanK
johnhughthom
Kaiser Friedrich III
Lyra
NinjaCow64
TinCow
Visorslash - The Frenchman
Zaccino