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    40,000 Volts of Pure Nylon Jacket Power



    An Australian man built up so much static electricity in his clothes as he walked that he burned carpets, melted plastic and sparked a mass evacuation.
    Frank Clewer, of the western Victorian city of Warrnambool, was wearing a synthetic nylon jacket and a woollen shirt when he went for a job interview.

    As he walked into the building, the carpet ignited from the 40,000 volts of static electricity that had built up.

    "It sounded almost like a firecracker or something like that," he said.

    "Within about five minutes, the carpet started to erupt," he told Australian radio.

    Considerable current

    Perplexed firemen evacuated the building and cut its electricity supply, thinking the burns could have been caused by a power surge.

    "There were several scorch marks in the carpet, and we could hear a cracking noise - a bit like a whip - both inside and outside the building," said fire official Henry Barton.

    Mr Clewer said that after leaving the building, he scorched a piece of plastic in his car.

    His clothes were measured by firemen as carrying an electrical charge of 40,000 volts, the Reuters news agency quoted Mr Barton as saying.

    The fire official added that the charge was close to being high enough to cause the items to spontaneously combust.

    "I've been firefighting for over 35 years and I've never come across anything like this," he said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    40,000 Volts of Pure Nylon Jacket Power

    An Australian man built up so much static electricity in his clothes as he walked that he burned carpets, melted plastic and sparked a mass evacuation.
    Frank Clewer, of the western Victorian city of Warrnambool, was wearing a synthetic nylon jacket and a woollen shirt when he went for a job interview...
    The firemen said his clothing were revolting.

    An aside: I had dinner in Warrnambool. Nice town.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregoshi View Post
    The firemen said his clothing were revolting.

    An aside: I had dinner in Warrnambool. Nice town.
    Watt?
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    Watt?


    I said "Clewer was not charged with arson."
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    I'm going to have to amp up my replies to spark more interest.
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    These puns are real joules. Gotta love current events.
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    Ohm my God Greg.


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    Shocking news


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    One of the top headlines of all time:


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    People watch Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn?


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    Quote Originally Posted by rajpoot View Post
    People watch Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn?
    I guess they like it because it's ******* RAW!
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    The porn dwarf had great improv skills, the industry has suffered a tiny blow
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    Oh, a real person died in a badger den. I thought they just meant he needed Viagra. Certainly explain his grumpy moods.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregoshi View Post
    Robert Cummings lmfao. You couldnt make it up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    So if you do it with aliens it's not cheating....


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    May I refer you to the female thread?

    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”

    To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.

    "The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    I still haven't recovered from the demise of Ramsay's little porn double and now you send me this? Mind blown.


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    Indian court says: unmarried couple of legal age having sex? you're married then.

    well...that shouldn´t cause any complications...

    this is just ridiculous, who is the court to decide if 2 people must be married? that's the parents job.
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    Does this apply to
    oral agreements?


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    In addition, should either of the two wish to register the ‘marriage’ they can have their marital status declared by a Family Court as long as they can supply proof of a sexual relationship.
    There's a clever way to get free porn.
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    It's more of a defacto = married status.

    But the potential for abuse is massive if only one person signs the documents.

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    And all this over Rs. 500 pm.


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    I.R.S. Has Nuclear Armageddon Plans



    It will take something more than a nuclear attack to wipe out taxpayers' obligations to the Internal Revenue Service.

    An addition to the Internal Revenue Manual, which is supposed to guide the conduct of all I.R.S. employees, declares that if the bomb is dropped, ''operations will be concentrated on collecting the taxes which will produce the greater revenue yield.''

    An I.R.S. spokesman, Johnell Hunter, said today that the new section -titled ''National Emergency Operations'' - had been added to the manual in response to a directive to Government departments from the Federal Emergency Management Agency.

    Within 30 days of an attack emergency, the agency would expect to resume assessing and collecting taxes. At that time, the manual states, many employees might find themselves reassigned to carry out essential functions ''regardless of and without any effect on the current positions or grades of the employee.''

    ''On the premise that the collection of delinquent accounts would be most adversely affected, and in many cases would be impossible in a disaster area, the service will concentrate on the collection of current taxes,'' the manual says.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    AKA "What To Due In Case Of Nuclear A Tax".
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    Quick recovery from a nuclear attack and keeping all systems operating as normal is a smart thing.

    It might be better to have a different tax law set for a country that has just been hit with nuclear attack. I would assume it would go into war mode, have martial law installed and a new money issued. I'd also assume taxes would be changed to be about simplifying and optimizing a country at war and dealing with a nuclear war.

    Of course forward planning like that may exist, after some people build bunkers and med kits.
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    Tire-slashing man caught on camera having sex with bicycle

    Swedish police hunting man who loves bikes a bit too much



    Annoyed at someone interfering with his bike, a Swedish man has caught a bizarre bike fetishist red-handed.

    Per Edstrom got fed up that someone kept puncturing his tyres and set up a CCTV camera to try and catch the culprit.

    What he got was footage of a hooded man holding a piece of paper, getting intimate with the bike. The miscreant stands over the rear wheel of the bike, punctures the tyre and then masturbates as it deflates.

    Police in Osterlund are looking for the velophile and believe there may be a link to a series of crimes in the area in 2007. A 35-year-old man was arrested back then for allegedly slashing the tyres of 20 bikes, before masturbating over their saddles.

    Mr Edstrom says he is willing to forgive the man, but just wants him to leave his bike alone. “I am not scared of him, just irritated over all the punctures I have had to fix,” said Edstrom. “This man is probably completely harmless, bicycles are just his thing.”

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    I'd heard about people being bi-curious, but bicycle-curious....

    And slashing the tires....he should probably just remove the seat if he likes a rough ride.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rajpoot View Post
    I'd heard about people being bi-curious, but bicycle-curious....

    And slashing the tires....he should probably just remove the seat if he likes a rough ride.
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    I've heard of taking a slash. But that has to be one of the weirder than make believe articles I've read.
    Our genes maybe in the basement but it does not stop us chosing our point of view from the top.
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