Quote Originally Posted by Garden Gnome View Post
talk more about my upcoming demise?
And my obituary?
What do you plan on putting in that?
Please be kind.
I am inept but sweet.
The scumminess that you see dripping from me is an illusion.
A mirage.
My death might not bring you the happiness for which you dream.
Lol, if you want this obituary to be nice, or better yet, stave it off, bring us a wolf, then, please and thank. Softing is going to do nothing for you at this point.