is there any hope for me in the job market?
Well, I've been making a living at it for the last 15 years or so. Its an OK life, if you like wall to wall hookers and making corporate lawyers cry like babies.

Men don't cry before a court if they want their constitution explained according to the latest fad. Real men simply make amendments. And really real men change the constitution altogether.

Of course, really hardy men don't even lower themselves to such lowly tasks as rewriting constitutions. They simply forge themselves a new Republic. Fifth amendment? Pft. We discuss Fifth Republics
Pft. REAL men don't even write their constitution down....