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    Urinals should come standard. They're environmentally friendly.

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    I shall build a computer so powerful that it will never become obsolete
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    I will buy a time machine and travel back in time to when I didn't have any money, and take my past self to the moment when I actually got the time machine meeting up with the third me that was present when I got the time machine and all three of us travel back in time at random periods and have crazy shenanigans just like BIll and Ted, before we rip open a worm hole in time and space destroying our galaxy and taking us into another dimension where I never got the time machine, and after all three of us decide to take him along and show him what it would be like if he (me) actually got the time machine, we discover the time machine is broken, because obviously in a dimension where I never got the time machine, space and time screw me over by breaking our time machine stranding me and my two other me's with the other dimension me in a scary universe forever.


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    I will buy the .Org and make it mine!
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    I will buy legosoldier and make him mine!........................


    Ill have the Org. too


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    I'll finally go on the motorcycle trip I've dreamed of doing. Lisbon to Vladivostok over the course of a year!

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    Get married, have kids..............Die?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro View Post
    Urinals should come standard. They're environmentally friendly.
    NoOB.



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    Nice idea - I think Urinals are great, but I would much rather getting the full trough installed. There is a lot less splash-back and it is easier to aim at when drunk.
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    I shall amass my great stockpile of money and proceed to swim through it!

    I will then start using 20's to a pass a flame round for lighting cigars rather than using a lighter, so common using a lighter

    Me and Ms. Alba shall spent hours in a melted choclate swimming pool...

    incase your noticing the trend.. yes water is a bit boring to swim in... so unoriginal...

    I'd quite like a urinal, save the effort of ever having to lift the seat... or put it back down... more hygenic i guess...
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    ...I'm going to have you all killed. Nothing personal, the population of the world is just about ten times higher than I'd like it for my kids. I figure reducing the world's male population by about 75% along with a strict euthanasia program for the elderly would do it.

    If you ask really nicely once I'm super rich I'll allow you to die in a manly way, like pit fighting a never-ending horde of elderly euthanasia selectees.


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    im going to buy one of these:
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    yay! im going to buy the number 4 and make chinese people think im satan

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    Quote Originally Posted by hooahguy View Post
    im going to buy one of these:
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    Pfft.. Too much 2142 for you. Go back to good old BF2! I can sort of play that against the computers with graphic lag kicking in every minute or so


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ramses II CP View Post
    ...I'm going to have you all killed. Nothing personal, the population of the world is just about ten times higher than I'd like it for my kids. I figure reducing the world's male population by about 75% along with a strict euthanasia program for the elderly would do it.

    If you ask really nicely once I'm super rich I'll allow you to die in a manly way, like pit fighting a never-ending horde of elderly euthanasia selectees.

    Why don't you just take up smoking and drive a hummer?

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    I'm going to buy a ****ing New BMW... or Porche... I don't know...

    I'm serious... I'll tell ya how it goes in 25 years tough (my estimated time)
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