OK you American folks...

[Strike For The South]

They only pretend they can't.


Look what I have here:



Proof that even the most Texan and manly of men upon the green earth has a secret envy and desire of Franco culture... Albeit the swamp kind.

This specimen is obsessed with food, animal conflict, and women... And where does he Idealize? Not his beloved Texas, but Southern Louisiana.

(And, though I hesitate... from his stated desire I believe the land he seeks is not "Nawlins," but *agast* French Louisiana! The Acadiana parishes! Where 20% of some areas still speak French (of sorts) as their first language.

LIBEL!!!!!! LIBEL!!!!!!

I will point out that it is merely a secret WASP breeding program to delude your french jeans and convert yall to Protestantism. Yall should be lucky. The masons wanted to send over the Mississipans but we Texans couldn't allow that culture of suck to pervade even a Frenchman that'd be straight up genocide.

I'll just go to law school in Tulane and get all the my cajun fantasies out then.

Also Cajuns born in Texas seem to rise to more fame. Coincidence? I think not.

[Fisherking]

LIBEL!!!!!! LIBEL!!!!!!

I will point out that it is merely a secret WASP breeding program to delude your french jeans and convert yall to Protestantism. Yall should be lucky. The masons wanted to send over the Mississipans but we Texans couldn't allow that culture of suck to pervade even a Frenchman that'd be straight up genocide.

I'll just go to law school in Tulane and get all the my cajun fantasies out then.

Also Cajuns born in Texas seem to rise to more fame. Coincidence? I think not.

What! Tulane!
That’s kinda high up on the hogs back for you anint it boy? You gota know sumpum to go to Tulane!

Besides, a lawyer? I thought you could find a more honest line o’work then dat!

You betta lay off that Lone Star for a while and get yo head clear! Take up smuggling or somethin'!

I swan! The flower of Southern Manhood done withered on the vine!
You so Yankeefied I bet you eat grits with a spoon!

[Strike For The South]

What! Tulane!
That’s kinda high up on the hogs back for you anint it boy? You gota know sumpum to go to Tulane!

Besides, a lawyer? I thought you could find a more honest line o’work then dat!

You betta lay off that Lone Star for a while and get yo head clear! Take up smuggling or somethin'!

I swan! The flower of Southern Manhood done withered on the vine!
You so Yankeefied I bet you eat grits with a spoon!

I suspect you come from somewhere in Europe? Us Texans are capable of having calloused hands and Einstein like brains. Hence why we are Gods chosen people.

Ask anyone here I am the most intelligent, funniest, and best looking member. I also suspect I am the most humble. For 3 years In have destroyed red herrings, strawmen and trolls with ruthless like force.

I'm doing enough blue collar work now, eventually I want a storefront legal practice next to a gym. And after that I will open a brewery with my cajun wife and we will live happily ever after.

Withered? PAH! If anything I'm becoming more virile.

[Fisherking]

I suspect you come from somewhere in Europe? Us Texans are capable of having calloused hands and Einstein like brains. Hence why we are Gods chosen people.

Ask anyone here I am the most intelligent, funniest, and best looking member. I also suspect I am the most humble. For 3 years In have destroyed red herrings, strawmen and trolls with ruthless like force.

I'm doing enough blue collar work now, eventually I want a storefront legal practice next to a gym. And after that I will open a brewery with my cajun wife and we will live happily ever after.

Withered? PAH! If anything I'm becoming more virile.

I just can’t believe I am wasting my 1000 post on you, instead of starting a thread to celebrate it like D-Dave did.

Anyway, no matter what else, you are obviously suffering from TDS (Texacan Delusionary Syndrome).

Now this syndrome gives the sufferer the illusion that they are in possession of god-like powers for the simple reason that they were borne in Texas.

The causes are still not clearly understood but it seems to affect those borne in the dryer scrub regions much more than those borne in the well watered piney woods. It is thought that mesquite and bad water my play a part.

The bad news is that it seems to be incurable.

The good news is that you will hardly notice it. It is usually the people you communicate with that do most of the suffering.


And as to your last remark! While I may be temporarily living in Europe, I was borne in the American Birth Place of Texas!

That would be Tennessee.

[Strike For The South]

I just can’t believe I am wasting my 1000 post on you, instead of starting a thread to celebrate it like D-Dave did.

Anyway, no matter what else, you are obviously suffering from TDS (Texacan Delusionary Syndrome).

Now this syndrome gives the sufferer the illusion that they are in possession of god-like powers for the simple reason that they were borne in Texas.

The causes are still not clearly understood but it seems to affect those borne in the dryer scrub regions much more than those borne in the well watered piney woods. It is thought that mesquite and bad water my play a part.

The bad news is that it seems to be incurable.

The good news is that you will hardly notice it. It is usually the people you communicate with that do most of the suffering.


And as to your last remark! While I may be temporarily living in Europe, I was borne in the American Birth Place of Texas!

That would be Tennessee.

The best thing to come out of your state is a womens basketball coach.