You're a bunch of cowards!

[Strike For The South]

I know, but does it make your mouth water. Are you thinking of how many ways to cook a catfish that large, and how to get rid of the muddy sewage taste the meat's gonna have?


Do you have a giant iron pot waiting to make the court bouillon (saying it coo-B-aun).


It's not how you get the fish, here, my friend. It's what you do with it after.

I'll Fry that sucker!

How are you going to steal our women with that attitude?

You think you're the only Texian who strolls in to these here parts, good buddy?

No, I'm just continuing a long tradition of The Texan coming in his white pick up and saving the Cajun dansel. I think Jim Bowie started it.