Canadian beer is water, and american beer is watered piss.

And I'm not even overreacting. I've tried any kind of Canadian beer available in Ontario (because honestly, beer is the cheapest way to get drunk, if you can afford to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes later in the night), and believe me, I tried hard to think "okay, this one isn't that bad".

8 months later, I still long for Belgium, Irish or German beer.

And don't get me started on american beers. Deer holy molly, people have to wait 21 years to drink that ?