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Wait, you get a number and the zombies attacked? What's the problem with that dream? The only thing I can think of is the fact that you woke up.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
I now how this feels, i think mine was even worse....
Back when i was about 15 and still yet to lose my virginity. There i am having sex with the hottest girl in the school, the one everyone fancied that was well out of my league. Briefly after i woke up it was as if it had happened the day before or somethng, I woke up in the best mood... life was great, i had a new found confidence and life was going to be great from here on out, I had sex and with the hottest girl in school!!
and then the horrible realisation dawned on me.... it was all a dream... Gah!
I do kinda miss dreaming these days... or at least i barely ever wake up remembering a dream... the last one i remember was just a bit stressful...
In remembrance of our great Admin Tosa Inu, A tireless worker with the patience of a saint. As long as I live I will not forget you. Thank you for everything!
You GO BACK IN THERE AND YOU FIND HER
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
I think the problem is that you blew your chance. There is no quicker way to bond with a woman than to endure a zombie attack with her. Instead of running for your life, you should have taken her with you, found some weapons, holed up in a shack together and waited for sweet nature to run its course.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
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If I werent playing games Id be killing small animals at a higher rate than I am now - SFTS
Si je n'étais pas jouer à des jeux que je serais mort de petits animaux à un taux plus élevé que je suis maintenant - Louis VI The Fat
"Why do you hate the extremely limited Spartan version of freedom?" - Lemur
It's a trap!!!!!!!!!!!!
A trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
Burn the number! Run away! Run away!
My kingdom for a
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There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
well, aside from busted dreams (my condolences), I myself had a mood breaker just now:
I have just now developed a craving for childhood game (do not ask why), called return to Jurasic, or something like that. It was a game from 1995-97, made by a company called Ednovation, and featured tthis little shrimp whose name is Harold Peabody. His job is to find a missing professor and save the park from certain destruction by a corporate p****. Its a puzzle game for kids(in theory), and I wan to actually finish solving the game (hence the craving).
but now i cannot find it anywhere
does anyone know where I can buy the game; any stores, websites, etc?
I was once alive, but then a girl came and took out my ticker.
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GARCIN: I "dreamt," you say. It was no dream. When I chose the hardest path, I made my choice deliberately. A man is what he wills himself to be.
INEZ: Prove it. Prove it was no dream. It's what one does, and nothing else, that shows the stuff one's made of.
GARCIN: I died too soon. I wasn't allowed time to - to do my deeds.
INEZ: One always dies too soon - or too late. And yet one's whole life is complete at that moment, with a line drawn neatly under it, ready for the summing up. You are - your life, and nothing else.
Jean Paul Sartre - No Exit 1944
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