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  1. 03-31-2009, 05:20 #38
    Feanaro
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    Default Re: You have two cows...

    Metallica, back when they had Newstead: You had a cow. It died in a crash. Even though the cow's milk wasn't that good, you'll never shut up about him. Also, the cow you got to replace the dead one is shit to you and your customers forevermore.

    Metallica now: You have one living cow. You kick him out. The next one crab walks.

    Marriage: you had two cows. They are hers now.
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