Mafia rules

[Askthepizzaguy]

Rule 90: Praise every former lurker who has given up the habit. More discussion from other players means a far less steady stream of constant pizza cheese.

[Andres]

Rule 91 : Expect the unexpected.
Rule 92: No matter how bad things are looking for your team, never give up.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Rule 91 : Expect the unexpected.
Rule 92: No matter how bad things are looking for your team, never give up.

[Greyblades]

Rule 93- The host should always be right and always should have a reason for his/her actions no matter how strange... usually.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Rule 94: Pizzaguy's games always have a twist.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Rule 95: Lynch the lurkers

[Chaotix]

Rule 96, because Greyblades missed one: Join Council of Villains.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Rule #97: Assume the worst in every possible situation.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Rule 98: Boudica is always mafia. She's mafia so often, that even when she is a townie, she's mafia.

Boudica is always guilty. Even when she is innocent... somehow. She just has that "who, me?" look on her avatar's face...

Posted on boudica's page three hours before it was proven Boudica was mafia YET AGAIN (Settlement game)

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Rule 99: The ending is always fake. If GeneralHankerchief is hosting, there is more than one fake ending. If the host complains about the trend of adding fake endings to their games, the ending to their game is fake fake fake!

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Rule 100: Have fun

[Andres]

Rule 99bis : If the host is GeneralHankerchief, the second ending is probably fake as well.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Rule #101: If you are assigned the "Mastermind" role, you must make GeneralHankerchief the Godfather out of tradition.

[seireikhaan]

Rule #102: If there is a Godfather in a game, always lynch GH. Regardless of if he's even playing.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Rule 103: Khaan is never neutral. He claims to be neutral, then he votes to kill people. More people than even the regular townies voted to kill.

[LittleGrizzly]

Rule 104: Ignore the dead scum, don't even answer them back they are only contributing to confuse you and make you lynch the wrong people... just don't listen to a word they say...

Rule 105: Try not to get distracted with stupid tangents in the conversation that lead to nowhere... if everyone else is getting distracted don't get sucked in yourself... but don't change the entire conversation to why the current conversation is useless... that is eqaully useless...

Rule 106: If pizza offers himself in the first round lynch him... if pizza offers himself any round... lynch him...

[Chaotix]

Rule 104: Ignore the dead scum, don't even answer them back they are only contributing to confuse you and make you lynch the wrong people... just don't listen to a word they say....

I would certainly know about this! See The Prometheus by CR.

Rule 107: Join Council of Villains

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[Askthepizzaguy]

Rule 106: If pizza offers himself in the first round lynch him... if pizza offers himself any round... lynch him...

Yes, there will be games where there are LOTS of pro-town roles, and if I don't have one, lynch me round one at my request.

Also, if I ever have a joker/actor role: I WILL NOT SABOTAGE THE GAME by pulling the "lynch me round one" schtick. I'll play along and give you guys a sporting chance and make it seem like I'm acting normally. I won't request to be lynched if I have a role which gives me a sudden unexpected win if I get lynched.

By the way, I appreciate the fact that you guys let me live more than halfway through a game. Pity it had to be that game.

[Beefy187]

Rule 107:If you get lynched with false logic, or with no reason on round one, don't whine but subtly suggest that you got lynched so the town won't do it again.

And make sure you post a so it looks like you don't mind it at all

[Askthepizzaguy]

Rule 108: Don't lynch Beefy.

[Greyblades]

Rule 109: Lynch beefy.

[Beefy187]

I think don't lynch beefy rule was already mentioned a few times

Rule 110: Only lynch Lord Winter on a revolutionally/ communist theme mafia.

[LittleGrizzly]

Rule 111: If for any reason a player who usually dies of early lives through a good portion of the game.... lynch him straight away he's probably scum...

[Askthepizzaguy]

Rule 111: If for any reason a player who usually dies of early lives through a good portion of the game.... lynch him straight away he's probably scum...

Bah that's not sporting. I like to remember who hasn't survived past the first few rounds A LOT and leave them alone. Tratorix for example is due to survive a game, if I recall.

[Greyblades]

Like I said: Lynch beefy

[LittleGrizzly]

Bah that's not sporting. I like to remember who hasn't survived past the first few rounds A LOT and leave them alone. Tratorix for example is due to survive a game, if I recall.

Well TBH i think thats half the reason some people left beefy alone in GF3, its half the reason i defended you in inishmore...

Maybe i should modify the rule

Rule 111: If a player usually dies of early in games for no apparent good reason that does not mean you have a good reason to defend them in thier latest game...

better...?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Rule 112: Don't defend anyone. You don't know if they are guilty or not. You'll be sorry...

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Rule 113: Don't accuse anyone. You don't know if they are guilty or not. You'll be sorry...

[Askthepizzaguy]

Rule 113a: I hate you, Sasaki!!!

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KIDDING.

[Captain Blackadder]

Rule 114

Always expect the unexpected for regardless of how many game you play something will always suprise you for example in Double A mafia two mafia families killing each others godfather in round one.