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    ummm.....ok....im sorry, whats 4-H?
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    Quote Originally Posted by John-117 View Post
    ummm.....ok....im sorry, whats 4-H?
    A nerd club for hillbillies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore View Post
    A nerd club for hillbillies.
    Yes, exactly.

    4-H
    It's a youth program, usually focused on agriculture.


    My older brother was in it, so I got dragged along, like everything else.

    But, it did prove a good way to "explore nature, " and it did help me start my first business: a rabbit farm, where my brother and I raised, bred, and then slaughter the animals for market. It was nice, until a pack of wild dogs broke into the pin area one night, and killed most of our stock. I was pretty gruesome. I didn't want anymore rabbits after that.
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    oh i get it.....4-Hillbillies. gotcha

    ok so i still have the matter of how can i find a way to talk to her?
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    Quote Originally Posted by John-117 View Post
    oh i get it.....4-Hillbillies. gotcha

    ok so i still have the matter of how can i find a way to talk to her?
    Get her to join 4-H with you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yoyoma1910 View Post
    Get her to join 4-H with you.
    what? im no hillbilly. i dont even know if there is one around here, plus it looks boring as all hell.
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    Just show her what ub3r mirc0 you have. Knock on the door, then play a game of C&C Generals in your mind, acting out the keyboard and mouse. Show her how smooth your mouse grip is, how fast your fingers are on the keyboard.

    Once she sees the micro, shes yours.


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    Quote Originally Posted by John-117 View Post
    what? im no hillbilly. i dont even know if there is one around here, plus it looks boring as all hell.
    Yes, well, I'm no hillbilly either. In fact, there aren't any hills at all where I'm from. Just mud and swamps.

    As far as boring... well, what's your definition of boring? It's no more boring than some of the twaddle you'll have to listen to when you start dating girls.

    My advice is not to date your neighbors. If things go south, or you just want to get away from them, everyday will be awkward. It'd be kind of like being married.
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    Quote Originally Posted by John-117 View Post
    oh i get it.....4-Hillbillies. gotcha

    ok so i still have the matter of how can i find a way to talk to her?
    Mow her lawn.

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    If she's worthwhile (or well-brought up) she'll come out and offer you water.

    Talk.

    Then you're on your own.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan View Post
    Mow her lawn.
    And get dirty? Pishhhhshaaawwww
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    And get dirty? Pishhhhshaaawwww
    Heh. Young people.

    Want attention? Do something.

    Preferably, something constructive, not just cartwheels down the sidewalk.

    "Hey, what are you doing?'

    "Aww, I got bored doing our lawn for my Dad, and I still have half a tank of gas, so I figured..."

    "It's kinda, like, dirty work, huh?"

    "A little. But I don't mind. Water cleans it all away."

    "Hey. Want some water?"

    "OK"

    Ten years and 3 babies later, they'll still talk about the 'Lawn Mower Day' with affection. And the kids will hate hearing it again for the 400th time.

    Or:

    She'll watch from behind the curtains and never come out, much less offer water. In which case: don't waste your time. She's not ready yet, and may have issues bigger than you wanna handle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by John-117 View Post
    oh i get it.....4-Hillbillies. gotcha

    ok so i still have the matter of how can i find a way to talk to her?
    No need to be a dick.

    As for the girl, why don't you tell your mom to invite her family over for dinner? It worked for a friend of mine back in the day.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Just be outside. Flash a smile.

    Have your mum invite them over for some food.
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    No need to be a dick.

    As for the girl, why don't you tell your mom to invite her family over for dinner? It worked for a friend of mine back in the day.
    How's it going amigo?
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    How's it going amigo?
    Great minds think alike.
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