need help...

[Prussian to the Iron]

ummm.....ok....im sorry, whats 4-H?

[HoreTore]

ummm.....ok....im sorry, whats 4-H?

A nerd club for hillbillies.

[Yoyoma1910]

A nerd club for hillbillies.

Yes, exactly.

4-H
It's a youth program, usually focused on agriculture.


My older brother was in it, so I got dragged along, like everything else.

But, it did prove a good way to "explore nature, " and it did help me start my first business: a rabbit farm, where my brother and I raised, bred, and then slaughter the animals for market. It was nice, until a pack of wild dogs broke into the pin area one night, and killed most of our stock. I was pretty gruesome. I didn't want anymore rabbits after that.

[Prussian to the Iron]

oh i get it.....4-Hillbillies. gotcha

ok so i still have the matter of how can i find a way to talk to her?

[Yoyoma1910]

oh i get it.....4-Hillbillies. gotcha

ok so i still have the matter of how can i find a way to talk to her?

Get her to join 4-H with you.

[Prussian to the Iron]

Get her to join 4-H with you.

what? im no hillbilly. i dont even know if there is one around here, plus it looks boring as all hell.

[pevergreen]

Just show her what ub3r mirc0 you have. Knock on the door, then play a game of C&C Generals in your mind, acting out the keyboard and mouse. Show her how smooth your mouse grip is, how fast your fingers are on the keyboard.

Once she sees the micro, shes yours.


Yes, thats actually gotten me a girl. A hot one too, that doesnt play games.

[Yoyoma1910]

what? im no hillbilly. i dont even know if there is one around here, plus it looks boring as all hell.

Yes, well, I'm no hillbilly either. In fact, there aren't any hills at all where I'm from. Just mud and swamps.

As far as boring... well, what's your definition of boring? It's no more boring than some of the twaddle you'll have to listen to when you start dating girls.

My advice is not to date your neighbors. If things go south, or you just want to get away from them, everyday will be awkward. It'd be kind of like being married.

[KukriKhan]

oh i get it.....4-Hillbillies. gotcha

ok so i still have the matter of how can i find a way to talk to her?

Mow her lawn.

-edit-
If she's worthwhile (or well-brought up) she'll come out and offer you water.

Talk.

Then you're on your own.

[Strike For The South]

Mow her lawn.

And get dirty? Pishhhhshaaawwww

[KukriKhan]

And get dirty? Pishhhhshaaawwww

Heh. Young people.

Want attention? Do something.

Preferably, something constructive, not just cartwheels down the sidewalk.

"Hey, what are you doing?'

"Aww, I got bored doing our lawn for my Dad, and I still have half a tank of gas, so I figured..."

"It's kinda, like, dirty work, huh?"

"A little. But I don't mind. Water cleans it all away."

"Hey. Want some water?"

"OK"

Ten years and 3 babies later, they'll still talk about the 'Lawn Mower Day' with affection. And the kids will hate hearing it again for the 400th time.

Or:

She'll watch from behind the curtains and never come out, much less offer water. In which case: don't waste your time. She's not ready yet, and may have issues bigger than you wanna handle.

[Ice]

oh i get it.....4-Hillbillies. gotcha

ok so i still have the matter of how can i find a way to talk to her?

No need to be a dick.

As for the girl, why don't you tell your mom to invite her family over for dinner? It worked for a friend of mine back in the day.

[Strike For The South]

Just be outside. Flash a smile.

Have your mum invite them over for some food.

No need to be a dick.

As for the girl, why don't you tell your mom to invite her family over for dinner? It worked for a friend of mine back in the day.

How's it going amigo?

[Ice]

How's it going amigo?

Great minds think alike.