Honorary Texans: Now Accepting Applications

**Reverend Joe** · 04-18-2009, 22:34

I would apply, but I suspect that my love of genuine North Carolina chopped BBQ would disqualify me.

**Fragony** · 04-18-2009, 22:53

Originally Posted by Reverend Joe

I would apply, but I suspect that my love of genuine North Carolina chopped BBQ would disqualify me.

I really cannot think of a state that is better at being north of Texas, it is quite something indeed.

oh gimme

**Csargo** · 04-18-2009, 23:17

I'd like to apply.

**pevergreen** · 04-19-2009, 00:12

I am offended that I am not already there.

**Samurai Waki** · 04-19-2009, 00:45

I'll stick with Montana.

Its like Texas, except with colder weather, higher mountains, Terrible Barbecue, Less People, and Way More Nukes.

**Lemur** · 04-19-2009, 01:32

Wisconsin's working out fine for me. You may have the attitude, but we have the cheese. How you gonna make your Tejas-style nachos without cheese, hmmmmm? Face it, we've got you by the short and curlies.

**Veho Nex** · 04-19-2009, 01:42

Hey SFTS can I be a Texan?! I belong to a long line of cattle ranchers and I know how to hunt, also BBQ ing is a family specialty. See I'm a perfect Texan, without the accent.

**Strike For The South** · 04-19-2009, 22:20

Originally Posted by pevergreen

I am offended that I am not already there.

This was before our time sweetums.

As for the rest of you. Your applications are pending

**Legosoldier** · 04-19-2009, 22:41

I'd like to apply then.

**Fragony** · 04-20-2009, 09:30

Originally Posted by Strike For The South

As for the rest of you. Your applications are pending

Would it help my case if we made you honorary dutchman? There really isn't anything cooler then being dutch, we are bigger bolder and better, save being a texan of course but that shouldn't even be mentioned.

**Strike For The South** · 04-20-2009, 19:16

Originally Posted by Fragony

Would it help my case if we made you honorary dutchman? There really isn't anything cooler then being dutch, we are bigger bolder and better, save being a texan of course but that shouldn't even be mentioned.

Deal.