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    Quote Originally Posted by Fixiwee View Post
    I use duck tape to get rid of the dirt and germs. Talk about real men.
    I use pure hydrochloric acid to get rid of the dirt and germs, none of that diluted crap. Talk about real men.


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    The Celts were manly,

    The Celts used soap,

    Ergo, soap is manly.

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    @Lemur: I'm sure it's all in good fun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reverend Joe View Post
    @Lemur: I'm sure it's all in good fun.
    Of this I have no doubt, but we must consider the feelings of any gay Orgahs who stumble on the thread. "Gay" as an insult should be phased out somewhere around the age of twelve.

    Getting back on topic, I sneer mightily at you wimpy "soap" and "body wash" users. Give me a bottle of peppermint detergent to scour my pores and burn my skin. I'm clean in a way you losers will never understand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    Of this I have no doubt, but we must consider the feelings of any gay Orgahs who stumble on the thread. "Gay" as an insult should be phased out somewhere around the age of twelve.
    Women should be offended too, because woman was used in the same context. :P I don't think anyone (me included) is saying there is anything wrong with women or gays, simply that a guy is not either and does not want to thought of as either (much as a woman does not want to be thought of as a guy). Just wanted to point out that being gay was not being attacked, we were just playing on 'macho' feelings. :P Respect
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    @ ACIN
    18 M concentrated sulfuric acid is a fuming oily liquid which dissolved even the slightest of inert base.... and you'll have your BONE dissolved...

    .................................................................................................... .......and real men use:

    Nothing... Didn't take a bath at all and stay healthy prove your immune system are very ok!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cute Wolf View Post
    @ ACIN
    18 M concentrated sulfuric acid is a fuming oily liquid which dissolved even the slightest of inert base.... and you'll have your BONE dissolved...

    .................................................................................................... .......and real men use:
    Real men overcome such obstacles with their indestructable manliness.
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    In a racial conflict I'd have no problem popping off some negroes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cute Wolf View Post
    @ ACIN
    18 M concentrated sulfuric acid is a fuming oily liquid which dissolved even the slightest of inert base.... and you'll have your BONE dissolved...
    Maybe for you. Just man up and show chemistry that you aint gonna take any **** from it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    Getting back on topic, I sneer mightily at you wimpy "soap" and "body wash" users. Give me a bottle of peppermint detergent to scour my pores and burn my skin. I'm clean in a way you losers will never understand.
    I imagine you exit the daily shower screaming.
    Last edited by Monk; 05-14-2009 at 07:34.

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    Quote Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name View Post
    I use pure hydrochloric acid to get rid of the dirt and germs, none of that diluted crap. Talk about real men.
    "pure" hydrochloric acid is actually Hydrogen chloride, which is a gas.

    But seriously, there is absolutely no better cleaning product then gumption.

    There is quite simply nothing that stuff won't shift. Although I think this may be an aussie product so all you non-aussies will have to live in filthy ingnorance of a true clean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miotas View Post
    "pure" hydrochloric acid is actually Hydrogen chloride, which is a gas.

    But seriously, there is absolutely no better cleaning product then gumption.

    There is quite simply nothing that stuff won't shift. Although I think this may be an aussie product so all you non-aussies will have to live in filthy ingnorance of a true clean.
    Dang it, I was hoping there was no one interested enough in chemistry here to notice. Fine, I lied. I use an 18M concentration of Sulfuric Acid.
    Last edited by a completely inoffensive name; 05-14-2009 at 06:02.


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    Quote Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name View Post
    I use pure hydrochloric acid to get rid of the dirt and germs, none of that diluted crap. Talk about real men.
    Dirt and germs wouldn't even dare touching me, talk about real men.

    They do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    Dirt and germs wouldn't even dare touching me, talk about real men.

    They do.
    When I walk into a room, dirt and germs immediately run away. I am a mobile cleanroom with bids for my services from every electronics company in the world, talk about real men.


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    When I rub a bar of soap on my body, I clean the soap. Talk about a real man.
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    In a racial conflict I'd have no problem popping off some negroes.

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    Bar soap at the basin for a quick hands/face wash, body wash in the shower, lava soap after playing grease monkey, and Doc Bronner's when camping or backpacking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Masamune View Post
    lava soap after playing grease monkey
    At the risk of sounding repetitive, what you need there is gumption.



    This stuff lifts anything.

    I'm not sure if you can get it in America, but if you can't you should get it anyway.

    REAL men use gumption.

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    Quote Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name View Post
    When I walk into a room, dirt and germs immediately run away. I am a mobile cleanroom with bids for my services from every electronics company in the world, talk about real men.
    I don't walk into a room, I walk over it. They couldn't even touch me if they wanted to. Talk about real men.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    I don't walk into a room, I walk over it. They couldn't even touch me if they wanted to. Talk about real men.
    I don't walk over a room, the rooms themselves move when they are in my path. They are so scared of me, I can make them disassemble with just one look. Talk about real men.


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    Quote Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name View Post
    I don't walk over a room, the rooms themselves move when they are in my path. They are so scared of me, I can make them disassemble with just one look. Talk about real men.
    They aren't scared of you, you should have washed yourselve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    They aren't scared of you, you should have washed yourselve.
    False, they run away the fastest after I have just taken a Sulfuric Acid bath, something about burning a hole through their walls makes them run for the hills. I think I will switch to the more friendly hydrofluoric acid.


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