The Royal Family - a soap opera

[Adrian II]

Sounds like an interesting idea, then why not make a soap opera of Jeremy Clarkson's life, after all, he pockets 4 pence a year from each taxpayer for making a show where he can insult lorry drivers, foreigners, homosexuals and environmentalists (then again, so does Prince Philip), and he is only one person, and does not fulfill any triffling tasks, such as oh, I don't know, constitutional duties expected of the Head of State.

Not that I mind Jeremy Clarkson for insulting foreigners, homosexuals, environmentalists and lorry drivers, people like him are sometimes needed, after all, it would be a dreadfully dreary place if everyone went about po-faced wingeing about people's feelings.

Spoken like a true royalist.

Personally I think Jeremy Clarkson earned his keep for all eternity with that one program where they tried their utmost to kill a Toyota pick-up truck - and failed.

Wait.

Here it is: Toyota Triumphant