Men - biological sex machines

[Strike For The South]

"Men are biologically programmed to inseminate as many pretty women as possible."

Men are biologically programmed to breathe air as often as possible.

Men are biologically programmed to drink as many pretty fluids as possible.

Men are biologically programmed to eat as much pretty food as possible.

Are we slaves to our programming, or masters of it?

I like to think we co-exist.

[Kadagar_AV]

I never said I am not sluty :)

I dont mean slut in a bad way... just that, I found, girls have wayyyy more sluty tendencies than most men give them credit for.

A note to people with reading disorders: I wrote that all girls are pretty much sluts, not that all girls are prostitutes.

Or in the words of... I forgot: "most girls would never dream about doing the things they dream about doing".

so on topic: YES men are biological sex machines, but so are girls.

That's why we as a race can have such a great sex-life :D

[drone]

Giggity, giggity, giggity!

[Strike For The South]

To qoute Jim Jeffries.

It's easy to be a slut, It's :daisy; hard to be a stud.

There's truth in that.

[Seamus Fermanagh]

O.P.E. for the win!











*Balloon for the first to identify the director of the above referenced film!

[Rhyfelwyr]

To qoute Jim Jeffries.

I presume I am thinking of another Jim Jeffries...

[Kadagar_AV]

As for the OP... My girlfriend claims i am a sex machine, at least she said so last night, or to be more precise, this morning...

tehe he he

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

I never said I am not sluty :)

I dont mean slut in a bad way... just that, I found, girls have wayyyy more sluty tendencies than most men give them credit for.

A note to people with reading disorders: I wrote that all girls are pretty much sluts, not that all girls are prostitutes.

Or in the words of... I forgot: "most girls would never dream about doing the things they dream about doing".

so on topic: YES men are biological sex machines, but so are girls.

That's why we as a race can have such a great sex-life :D

Ok, so you're saying girls are secretly more kinky than they would admit to in polite conversation? Same as men?

That's a no brainer, "slut" however means promiscuous, unfaithful, not all women are, some are, but plenty aren't.

Same as men.

[Papewaio]

I guess he meant he was too attracted to her, and set her on some mental piedestal...

It's common among people with little or no sexual experience. Once you reach a 2 digit number you realise all girls are pretty much sluts, so no need to treat them like some divine being... in fact, if you do, you will lose out on that girl.

You do realise of course that certain environments will be more attractive to creating these kind of relationships.

While other environments will create a different set of outcomes.

Yes, I do realise that women are as sexual or more so then guys are. Guys are at a constant high hum, women tend to be far more cyclical.

Once a guy gets selected by a woman the guys are little more then deers in headlights. What most guys fail to do is put themselves in the light and spend the time as wallflowers.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

You do realise of course that certain environments will be more attractive to creating these kind of relationships.

While other environments will create a different set of outcomes.

Yes, I do realise that women are as sexual or more so then guys are. Guys are at a constant high hum, women tend to be far more cyclical.

Once a guy gets selected by a woman the guys are little more then deers in headlights. What most guys fail to do is put themselves in the light and spend the time as wallflowers.

All true, especially the last bit.

[Major Robert Dump]

Of all the things I hunt and eat, I don't hunt geese.....because they are monogomous for life and that makes me feel sorry for them.

Of course, if there were some way to ensure that I was only shooting the crabby, whiney, ruin-your-life-ryhmes-with-PUNT female then I would hunt them because it would make the poor, victimized male goose happy when he suddenly had his new-found freedom even if it meant never getting laid again because, hey, he's free oh nevermind

[Kadagar_AV]

Once a guy gets selected by a woman the guys are little more then deers in headlights. What most guys fail to do is put themselves in the light and spend the time as wallflowers.

Uh... If she is ugly, dumb or just generally uninteresting most guys don't care if she selected him or not.

This winter I said no to very many girls trying their outmost, some of them very cute even. It's not like women have some super power, they just have boobs.

Now, a girl with beer-flavoured nipples... THAT would be irresistible

[Papewaio]

Yes and that is a key difference between boys/guys and men. The reservoir of self-respect in ones own ability, respect for others and the ability to say no.

Once you know who you are and don't feel the need to prove oneself, a guy generally stops trying to get his leg over everything that moves.

Its not that you can't, its that you know you can. No challenge, no game. And other challenges await... like monogamy for some.

[Lemur]

And other challenges await... like monogamy for some.

Yup, and long-term monogamy is much more challenging than seduction. More rewarding, too. Funny how that works out.

[LittleGrizzly]

Yup, and long-term monogamy is much more challenging than seduction.

If we were a bunch of jocks this wouldn't be questioned...

But on a computer games forum im sure you'll find plenty of people who find seduction far more challenging than monogamy...

For one monogamy just requires not doing something... seduction requires at the very least confidence and personality... then looks and money are the real hitters...

I have successfully practiced monogamy over quite a few months.... never quite managed seduction...

[Papewaio]

For one monogamy just requires not doing something..

I suggest you reverse course on that opinion before you get married.

To maintain monogamy means you have to be consistently on your game.

[Beskar]

I suggest you reverse course on that opinion before you get married.

To maintain monogamy means you have to be consistently on your game.

I agree, if you wake up next to the same face, the arguing, the time you get married and your wife forgot what love making is, especially once they have kids for 50 years, you must be good.

[pevergreen]

As for the OP... My girlfriend claims i am a sex machine,

GET UP, GET ON UP, GET UP, STAY ON THE SCENE etc

I guess he meant he was too attracted to her, and set her on some mental piedestal...

It's common among people with little or no sexual experience. Once you reach a 2 digit number you realise all girls are pretty much sluts, so no need to treat them like some divine being... in fact, if you do, you will lose out on that girl.

Very true, to the first, as to the second paragraph, I disagree. There is a very good chance that out of my friends (lets say 20) I'm still the only one to have had sex, however, I attribute that to the girl.

FYI I was 15 1/2 when I was on that date, legal age is 16, so wouldnt have been that much difference, plus she was a bit older than me.

[Meneldil]

I think what Kadagar is trying to say is that women enjoy sex just as much as men do, look for it as much as men do, contrary to the popular belief that all men are pervs and all women are pretty flowers.

I'd agree with that. Love/sexual relations are still widely regarded through traditional glasses: the man has to flirt to get 'his' girl, and said girl will wait for the man because she doesn't 'need' to have sex like a man does.
ie. The man is driven by his sexual instincts, contrary to the woman. This is, according to my personal experience, a whole lot of BS.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

Past experience indicates Kadagar thinks all women are unfaithful, promiscuous, based on his anecdotes.

[Kadagar_AV]

I'd say Meneldil speaks Kadagarian better than Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla

[Seamus Fermanagh]

I'd say Meneldil speaks Kadagarian better than Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla

Or he reads you more kindly. I didn't get enough of a sense of "humor" in your earlier posts, so I found them rude. Perhaps more smilies as an indicator of intent?

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

I'd say Meneldil speaks Kadagarian better than Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla

I just remember the topic you posted a while back, where you said you'd rather spit in a woman's mouth during sex than kiss her, because you had so little respect for women in general.

Now though, you're in love and it seems to have infected and lessened your cynicism.

[Kadagar_AV]

Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla>>> You got me wrong. I always had the deepest respect for anyone, however, I dont respect monogomy (sp?) very much.

Regarding spitting in a girls mouth, that's more like a trick in the "multiple orgasms" category. Don't take what I write too seriosly when I want to upset frigid americans ;)

Yes I have a GF now... That however does not make me less cynical, given she previosly should have married another guy about now... However, after a ski tripp to the alps she changed her mind about the wedding :)

[Kagemusha]

Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla>>> You got me wrong. I always had the deepest respect for anyone, however, I dont respect monogomy (sp?) very much.

Regarding spitting in a girls mouth, that's more like a trick in the "multiple orgasms" category. Don't take what I write too seriosly when I want to upset frigid americans ;)

Yes I have a GF now... That however does not make me less cynical, given she previosly should have married another guy about now... However, after a ski tripp to the alps she changed her mind about the wedding :)

I wonder Kadagar. Have you ever been in a relationship where you were being cheated upon and if you have, how you felt about that?

[Kadagar_AV]

I wonder Kadagar. Have you ever been in a relationship where you were being cheated upon and if you have, how you felt about that?

Yes I have, it was a real eye-opener :)

BTW, my current GF didnt cheat on her ex.... she just noticed he wasnt what she wanted after all. Then, quite a few months after, we became a couple. Didn't as much as kiss her while they were together :)

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla>>> You got me wrong. I always had the deepest respect for anyone, however, I dont respect monogomy (sp?) very much.

Regarding spitting in a girls mouth, that's more like a trick in the "multiple orgasms" category. Don't take what I write too seriosly when I want to upset frigid americans ;)

Yes I have a GF now... That however does not make me less cynical, given she previosly should have married another guy about now... However, after a ski tripp to the alps she changed her mind about the wedding :)

Well, that's not how it read at the time. What disturbs me is that you seem to have no problem breaking up relationships, granted it takes two to Tango, but still... Seems to me you don't like people who are monogomous and you have actively worked to break up relationships in the past. The priests wife and the newlywed you mentioned before both spring to mind.

Oh, and I did get the reference about the spitting thing, but you still said it was because you didn't respect women any more.

[Kadagar_AV]

Well, if a girl falls for her ski instructor... was it really a good relationship to begin with?

From my point of view I just save time... I think it's better people realise their relationship is wrong as soon as possible, rather than after having kids and stuff.

[Lemur]

Well, if a girl falls for her ski instructor... was it really a good relationship to begin with?

From my point of view I just save time... I think it's better people realise their relationship is wrong as soon as possible, rather than after having kids and stuff.

Sung to the tune of "Hallelujah":

Rationalization! Rationalization! Rationalization!
Rationalization! Rationalization!
For Kadgar rationalizes daily!
Rationalization! Rationalization! Rationalization! Rationalization!
For Kadgar Rationalizes daily!
Rationalization! Rationalization! Rationalization! Rationalization!

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

Well, if a girl falls for her ski instructor... was it really a good relationship to begin with?

From my point of view I just save time... I think it's better people realise their relationship is wrong as soon as possible, rather than after having kids and stuff.

I just think you're not giving people enough credit. You're obviously quite good at propositioning women. Have you ever considered that they were just going through a rough patch and you were the wrong temptation at the wrong time?

Lots of people consider cheating on someone they love for a whole lot of really bad reasons. When presented with the temptation some of them do it, and feel auful afterwards.