Am I the only one who misses it when the History Channel had a WWII fetish? It seems now that every single program MUST mention, somewhere, Freemasonry, and its massive and ill-defined conspiracy. In fact, the only definite information they seem to give on the Freemasons is that all major US leaders are Freemasons, and that they're engaged in some kind of implied sinister conspiracy.

Exactly what this conspiracy is to accomplish, nobody seems to know. Even the 'Freemason Experts' they bring on. They just say "THERE IS A CONSPIRACY." They don't even bother to add "THEY WILL EAT OUR SOULS." It's just a CONSPIRACY for the sake of being a conspiracy. Religion figures into it somewhere too, although whether they're pagans, Protestant zealots or agnostics doesn't seem important. There's also some stuff about the constitution, but frankly I can't see how evil encouraging free thought is unless you're Louis XVI.

As far as I can figure out, it's something like this:

Knights Templar = Freemasons = US leadership

Therefore,

Jews and Catholics = Illuminati = Everybody else

So the secret alliance of Catholics and Jews known as the Illuminati battle the protestant (possibly) Freemasons. The History Channel unaccountably fails to mention this.


At least when they had a Hitler fetish we got to see cool videos of tanks shooting things. Now all we get is people in wigs sitting around tables in smokey rooms and OHMIGODWASHINGTONDCISAGIANTPENTAGRAM.

I wish I got History International. It seems they've moved all their good programming over there.