Real Lives 2010

[Jolt]

http://www.educationalsimulations.com/

I just picked this up from Paradox's OT Forum! It's a simulator of a virtual lifeand you have to make decisions as a person throughout your life. Just played my first character. A chinese named Bai Chongxian. xD The game's pretty funny. Dropped out of school, emmigrated to Portugal, and amassed a sizeable wealth, a networth of 40.000 euros in investments by the time I died. All this while my character worked as shoemaker. >_>
Here's my character's entire life. xD

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0 years old
I was born a boy in the city of Beipiao in China's Liaoning Province.

My parents have named me Chong Xian. My surname is Bai. My mother, Tan Hung, is 26 and my father, Bu Wei, is 27. I have no brothers or sisters.

My mother is now working as a manufacturing laborer.

1 year old
Moved to a nicer place.

I suffered a case of food poisoning.

Heavy localized fighting in Guangdong province.

2 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 1.549 people have died and 14.000.000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

3 years old
Peace.

Brother Chun Mei born.

4 years old
5 years old
6 years old
Began school.

7 years old
Held back a year in school.

8 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 3 people have died and 41.000.000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My brother Chun Mei began school.

9 years old
10 years old
Widespread fighting in Hunan province.

11 years old
Moved to a nicer place.

12 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 32 people have died and 15.000.000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

13 years old
14 years old
Took up smoking.

15 years old
Removed from school.

Need to look for a job.

Began work as a metal worker.

16 years old
Lied to cover up another lie.

Avoided using drugs.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Chong Chin Chih.

Rejected by Chong Chin Chih.

17 years old
Avoided using drugs.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Eng Pao Pao.

We've begun seeing each other.

My brother Chun Mei's girlfriend Min is now working as a handicraft worker.

18 years old
Moved to a less expensive place.

Cleaned up someone else's mess.

Eng Pao Pao broke off our relationship.

Inducted into the military.

Moved away from home.

19 years old
Peace.

Told the truth at the risk of offending a friend..

20 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Refused to help a neighbor get out of trouble with the government.

My brother Chun Mei has graduated from secondary school.

My brother Chun Mei is now working as a blacksmith.

21 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Da Mei Kai.

We've begun seeing each other.

22 years old
My girlfriend Mei Kai is not ready for marriage.

23 years old
I was robbed.

My brother Chun Mei has moved out on his own.

My girlfriend Mei Kai has been cured of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

24 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 48 people have died and 27.000.000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 684 Chinese soldiers have been killed.

Helped out a beggar.

Left the military.

Began work as a construction worker.

Mei Kai and I are now engaged!.

25 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Peace.

Girlfriend pregnant.

Woo Chwun Yu and my brother Chun Mei are now engaged to be married.

Son Guan Xiu born.

26 years old
Avoided using drugs.

27 years old
Civil war in Nei Monggol province.

Da Mei Kai and I got married this year.

28 years old
Avoided using drugs.

My father has reduced vision from cataracts.

29 years old
Peace.

Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

Avoided using drugs.

Denied a raise.

30 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

My father has been cured of cataracts.

31 years old
Heavy localized fighting in Anhui province.

Tried to give up smoking.

Moved to Portugal.

Moved to Porto.

Began work as a garbage collector.

My father has become an alcoholic.

My son Guan Xiu began school.

My wife Mei Kai is now working as a part-time seamstress.

32 years old
33 years old
Decided to steal.

Stole goods worth 8.861 euros.

My father is now working as a part-time trader of used goods.

34 years old
My mother has diabetes.

My mother is now working as a part-time trader of used goods.

My father has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

My father is now doing temporary odd jobs.

35 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Denied a raise.

My mother is now working as a restaurant services worker.

36 years old
Decided to steal.

Stole goods worth 11.539 euros.

Denied a raise.

Quit my job.

Began work as a shoemaker.

37 years old
38 years old
Had an epileptic seizure.

Peace.

Son Yuan born.

My son Yuan has died of asphyxia in childbirth.

39 years old
My mother is now working as a part-time handicraft worker.

40 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Denied a raise.

Invested 7500 euros in bond fund.

My brother Chun Mei has become addicted to illicit drugs.

41 years old
Invested money blindly in a risky deal.

Lost money on a risky deal.

My mother has died at age 68 from diabetes.

My wife Mei Kai has been cured of depression.

42 years old
43 years old
Invested money blindly in a risky deal.

Lost money on a risky deal.

My son Guan Xiu has graduated from secondary school.

My son Guan Xiu began college.

My son Guan Xiu's girlfriend Zi has graduated from secondary school.

44 years old
Returned a wallet to a grateful owner.

My brother Chun Mei has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

45 years old
Decided to give some money to charity.

46 years old
Invested money blindly in a risky deal.

Lost money on a risky deal.

My father died from an infection at the age of 74.

My brother Chun Mei has given up drugs.

My wife Mei Kai has arthritis of the knee.

47 years old
Invested 5000 euros in high-risk stock.

My son Guan Xiu has graduated from college with a degree in Accounting.

My son Guan Xiu has failed the graduate school entrance examination.

My son Guan Xiu is now working as a mineral processing plant operator.

48 years old
49 years old
Saved mySelf some money with a "white lie".

Invested money blindly in a risky deal.

Lost money on a risky deal.

Cashed in 2500 euros from bond fund.

My brother Chun Mei has diabetes.

Peng Ya Ping and my brother Chun Mei are now engaged to be married.

My son Guan Xiu has moved out on his own.

My son Guan Xiu is now working as a special education teacher.

50 years old
Denied a raise.

Peng Ya Ping and my brother Chun Mei have married.

51 years old
Mi Shi Ting and my son Guan Xiu are now engaged to be married.

Mi Shi Ting and my son Guan Xiu have married.

52 years old
Invested 15000 euros in land.

53 years old
I have arthritis of the knee.

54 years old
Cashed in 5209 euros from bond fund.

Cashed in 3809 euros from high-risk stock.

Invested 20000 euros in land.

55 years old
Denied a raise.

56 years old
57 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

My son Guan Xiu has asthma.

58 years old
Cashed in 2000 euros from land.

59 years old
60 years old
I have ischemic heart disease.

61 years old
Lost my investment in land.

62 years old
Died at age 62 from a heart attack.

Have any of you guys ever played this?

[Mailman653]

29 years of avoiding drugs, interesting.

[Sheogorath]

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0 years old
I was born a girl in a village in the state of Bihar in India,
not far from the city of Bihar.

My parents have named me Parvani. My surname is Imani.
My mother, Mali, is 29 and my father, Anand, is 29. I have
a sister, Dharitri, age 3, a sister, Adhika, age 4 and a sister,
Arpana, who is 5.

My sister Arpana began school.

1 year old
Brother Amir born.

My sister Adhika began school.

2 years old
A major earthquake has hit India. 4,833 people have died
and 1,800,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My sister Dharitri began school.

My brother Amir has been hurt in an accident.

3 years old
My sister Adhika has had malaria.

4 years old
My father has been cured of syphilis.

My sister Arpana has suffered an epileptic seizure.

5 years old
6 years old
Began school.

My sister Arpana has been caught in a fire and suffered
minor burns over 10% of the body. Luckily there was no
permanent injury.

My brother Amir began school.

7 years old
8 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Delhi state.

9 years old
10 years old
My sister Dharitri has been caught in a fire and suffered
minor burns over 10% of the body. Luckily there was no
permanent injury.

11 years old
My sister Arpana's girlfriend Gopa has graduated from
secondary school.

12 years old
Cleaned up someone else's mess.

My sister Arpana has graduated from secondary school.

My sister Dharitri's boyfriend Devendra has graduated from
secondary school.

13 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Hari Prasad.

We've begun seeing each other.

My sister Arpana has moved out on her own.

My sister Adhika has graduated from secondary school.

My sister Adhika's boyfriend Ganhesa has graduated from
secondary school.

14 years old
Peace.

Ended relationship with Hari Prasad.

Ganhesa Srijoy and my sister Adhika have married.

My sister Adhika has moved out on her own.

My sister Dharitri has graduated from secondary school.

15 years old
My sister Adhika has been cured of depression.

16 years old
Ravi born to Adhika Srijoy

17 years old
Volunteered in a local humanitarian effort.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

My sister Dharitri has moved out on her own.

My brother Amir's girlfriend Lakshana has graduated from
secondary school.

18 years old
A major earthquake has hit India. 3,077 people have died
and 1,700,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Graduated from secondary school.

You have failed the college entrance examinations.

My sister Adhika's husband Ganhesa has died at age 23
from an epileptic seizure.

Devendra Mukherjee and my sister Dharitri have married.

My brother Amir has graduated from secondary school.

19 years old
Caught in a fire and suffered minor burns over 10% of the
body. Luckily there was no permanent injury.

Met a new boy I like very much, named Arvind Malini.

We've begun seeing each other.

Lakshana Darsha and my brother Amir are now engaged
to be married.

20 years old
Began work as a nursing aid.

Decided to look for a job.

Ended relationship with Arvind Malini.

Met a new man I like very much, named Sanjay Maqbool.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Sanjay Maqbool.

Kama born to Dharitri Mukherjee

Lakshana Darsha and my brother Amir have married.

21 years old
You have failed the college entrance examinations.

22 years old
You have failed the college entrance examinations.

Ramakrishna born to Dharitri Mukherjee

23 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Arjun Tagore.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Arjun Tagore.

You have failed the college entrance examinations.

Not accepted in vocational school.

My mother has reduced vision from cataracts.

24 years old
25 years old
Reported corrupt activities but nothing happened.

26 years old
27 years old
My sister Dharitri has diabetes.

28 years old
Ibha born to Dharitri Mukherjee

29 years old
My boyfriend Abhidyu has been cured of leishmaniasis.

Met a new man I like very much, named Abhidyu
Ramanuja.

We've begun seeing each other.

My sister Arpana has had malaria.

30 years old
My boyfriend Abhidyu and I are now engaged.

Abhidyu Ramanuja and I got married this year.

Son Adipa born.

You have failed the college entrance examinations.

Sujit born to Adhika Srijoy

My sister Dharitri's husband Devendra has been cured of
asthma.

31 years old
Daughter Amisha born.

Ayuta born to Adhika Srijoy

Ayuta born to Dharitri Mukherjee

My brother Amir has moved out on his own.

My son Adipa has had measles.

32 years old
Son Alok born.

My father has reduced vision from cataracts.

33 years old
My father has had malaria.

Kanchana born to Dharitri Mukherjee

34 years old
Eloksi born to Adhika Srijoy

35 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

My son Adipa began school.

36 years old
Caught in a fire and suffered minor burns over 10% of the
body. Luckily there was no permanent injury.

My daughter Amisha began school.

37 years old
My son Alok began school.

38 years old
Caught trying to sneak into the United Kingdom.

My sister Dharitri has died at age 42 from diabetes.

39 years old
A major earthquake has hit India. 45 people have died and
3,200,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

40 years old
Decided to give some money to charity.

Amaru born to Lakshana Darsha

41 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Madya Pradesh state.

My sister Arpana's girlfriend Durga has died at age 50 from
stomach cancer.

42 years old
Moved to Japan.

Moved to Yokohama.

You have failed the college entrance examinations.

Began work as a salesperson.

My mother has been cured of cataracts.

My father has been cured of cataracts.

My sister Adhika has been cured of depression.

43 years old
Peace.

44 years old
45 years old
Decided to give some money to charity.

My mother has asthma.

My daughter Amisha's boyfriend Yukio has graduated from
secondary school.

46 years old
My son Alok began trade school.

In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your son Alok
has been placed on academic probation.

47 years old
My father has a peptic ulcer.

My son Adipa has graduated from secondary school.

My son Adipa's girlfriend Hideko has graduated from
college with a degree in Pre-Med.

48 years old
My sister Adhika has been cured of obsessive-compulsive
disorder.

My daughter Amisha has graduated from secondary
school.

My son Alok's girlfriend Makiko has graduated from trade
school.

49 years old
My mother has colon cancer.

My son Alok has graduated from trade school.

Makiko Honda and my son Alok are now engaged to be
married.

Makiko Honda and my son Alok have married.

50 years old
A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 61 people have
died and 42,000 others have been affected.

I was not affected.

My mother has died at age 80 from colon cancer.

My son Adipa has been involved in a road traffic accident
but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

Hideko Yoneko and my son Adipa are now engaged to be
married.

Hideko Yoneko and my son Adipa have married.

51 years old
52 years old
A major earthquake has hit Japan. 8 people have died and
130,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

53 years old
54 years old
A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 14 people have
died and 54,000 others have been affected.

I was not affected.

Alok has left his family.

55 years old
My father died from an infection.

Inherited money from my parents.

56 years old
My sister Dharitri's husband Devendra has died at age 61
from an accident caused by senile dementia.

57 years old
My son Adipa's wife Hideko has died at age 30 from a
heart attack.

58 years old
59 years old
My sister Adhika has colon cancer.

60 years old

My sister Adhika has died at age 65 from colon cancer.

My son Alok has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

61 years old
A major earthquake has hit Japan. 40 people have died and 250,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

62 years old
63 years old
64 years old
Returned a wallet to a grateful owner.

65 years old
66 years old
My husband Abhidyu has taken a dangerous fall and suffered an injured spinal cord. The injury has resulted in paralysis.

67 years old
My sister Arpana has taken a dangerous fall and suffered an injured spinal cord. The injury has resulted in paralysis.

68 years old
A major earthquake has hit Japan. 311 people have died and 280,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

My sister Arpana has colon cancer.

My sister Arpana has arthritis of the knee.

69 years old
A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 0 people have died and 66,000 others have been affected.

I was not affected.

70 years old
Died at age 70 from lymphoma.

I dunno man, I'm starting to think my Indian woman had some kind of external curse. Nothing bad happened to HER, but everybody AROUND her...well...

[Jolt]

I dunno man, I'm starting to think my Indian woman had some kind of external curse. Nothing bad happened to HER, but everybody AROUND her...well...

Haha, too true. Funny how everyone around you had injuries every year.

[Veho Nex]

So I played for a while and got this awesome error.



HOOORRAAAYYY CENSORSHIP!

[Monk]

A game that attempts to divide by zero... that's hardcore.

[Jolt]

So I played for a while and got this awesome error.

Lol, one can say your character didn't adapt to America. >__>

[Veho Nex]

I've noticed an awesome pattern.

Grow up in random third world country. Work till I'm 25. Move to Japan. Steal everything I can in Japan. Invest in Land in japan. At age 45. Cash-in and move to America. Retire. I live comfortably for the rest of my days with an average net worth of 2-5million.

[Sheogorath]

I've noticed an awesome pattern.

Grow up in random third world country. Work till I'm 25. Move to Japan. Steal everything I can in Japan. Invest in Land in japan. At age 45. Cash-in and move to America. Retire. I live comfortably for the rest of my days with an average net worth of 2-5million.

I had a North Korean who was born in North Korea, was kicked out at age 15 by his family for dating a girl they didn't like, who divorced him a year after leaving home. He fled to avoid the draft.
Guy had, like, 100 intelligence and 0 luck. He went from Korea to China, saved up some cash in China, and moved to Japan, where he married and had three complete idiots for children despite having a wife with 94 intelligence. His only real flaw was a serious case of goiter that never went away and a tendency to overspend every month.

All three of them took up smoking at 15. The girl married an abusive husband (who died of a stroke at 27), one of the two boys died in a car crash (IN JAPAN) and the other left home at 15 for some reason.

He died at age 70 with a net worth of over 200,000,000 yen. About 2,100,000 USD. I decided he hated his kids, so he went on a spending spree before dying and, two years before his death, invested everything in high-risk stocks. Take THAT, bratty kids!

[seireikhaan]

I got a north korean guy. Born into poverty, even by nk standards. Was malnutrioned and suffered from goiter. Finished high school, got a job as a fisherman, married some lady and had 3 kids, 2 daughters, one son. After son was born, was arrested something like 8 different times for being a minority and having political views, was thrown in jail for three years at one point. After getting out of jail, had a terrible time getting a job due to the felony. Finally at the age of 40, amassed enough wealth to sneak illegally into South Korea, where he finally managed a somewhat comfortable lifestyle as a blacksmith(at least the family wasn't starving in a hut ). Died around 68 or so.

[Jolt]

I got a north korean guy. Born into poverty, even by nk standards. Was malnutrioned and suffered from goiter. Finished high school, got a job as a fisherman, married some lady and had 3 kids, 2 daughters, one son. After son was born, was arrested something like 8 different times for being a minority and having political views, was thrown in jail for three years at one point. After getting out of jail, had a terrible time getting a job due to the felony. Finally at the age of 40, amassed enough wealth to sneak illegally into South Korea, where he finally managed a somewhat comfortable lifestyle as a blacksmith(at least the family wasn't starving in a hut ). Died around 68 or so.

[pevergreen]

Best. Game. Ever. And all I read was the first post.

It won't let me download it! The email wont send.

[Jolt]

I've heard about problems such as those. If you want it, I can send you the installer. I'm not sure if it needs validation, though.

[naut]

Ethiopian, parents had money. But died really young. I ended up in a hovel as a beggar. Made a run for Turkey...

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0 years old
I was born a girl in a village in Ethiopia's Shewa Region, not far from the city of Debre Zeyt.

My parents have named me Jember. My surname is Gurmu. My mother, Mariame, is 20 and my father, Haile, is 19. I have a brother, Hailu, who is 1.

My mother has died at age 21 from AIDS.

1 year old
2 years old
I have had malaria.

I suffered a case of food poisoning.

A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 134,297 people have died and 1,100,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

3 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 24,222 people have died and 2,100,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My brother Hailu has had malaria.

4 years old
I've had measles.

A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 1,918 people have died and 3,700,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My brother Hailu began school.

5 years old
My brother Hailu is no longer able to attend school.

6 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 2,949 people have died and 1,300,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Not sent to school.

7 years old
8 years old
Moved to a nicer place.

Began work as a beggar.

9 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 11,335 people have died and 930,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Sporadic localized fighting in Gamo Gofa region.

10 years old
Moved to a less expensive place.

A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 7,306 people have died and 2,800,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My father has had malaria.

My brother Hailu is now working as a farm worker.

11 years old
Began work as a subsistence farmer.

12 years old
Peace.

Began work as a domestic helper.

My father has hookworm.

13 years old
Received a 3% pay raise.

Met a new boy I like very much, named Alemahehu Bakele.

We've begun seeing each other.

14 years old
Ended relationship with Alemahehu Bakele.

Quit my job.

Began work as a handicraft worker.

Met a new boy I like very much, named Gebre Teferi.

We've begun seeing each other.

My brother Hailu's girlfriend Ayelak has had malaria.

15 years old
Received a 6% pay raise.

My father has asthma.

My father has lymphatic filariasis.

16 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 52,445 people have died and 7,600,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Lied to cover up another lie.

My father died from an infection at the age of 36.

My brother Hailu has schistosomiasis.

My brother Hailu is now working as a logger.

17 years old
Killed trying to enter Turkey.

My second one went quite well. Except it bugged out so everyone started to be called Braima Wole, then that changed to Douglas Cheromei. Made enough money to get to Turkey and started to live well as the wife was earning 5500 Lira a month and my business earning between 1500 and 3500 a month. My sons got drafted into the military though, and then I died unexpectedly age 62 with TL500,000 (US$340,000).

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0 years old
I was born a boy in a village in Rwanda's Kibuye
Prefecture, not far from the city of Kibuye.

My parents have named me Bandele. My surname is
Osei. My mother, Abimbola, is 27 and my father,
Adeleke, is 27. I have a sister, Waseme, who is 1.

My mother has had malaria.

My mother has been cured of schistosomiasis.

My father has been cured of schistosomiasis.

My sister Waseme has had malaria.

1 year old
Moved to a less expensive place.

Sister Akua born.

My sister Akua has ophthalmia.

2 years old
My sister Waseme has had another malaria flare-up.

My sister Akua has schistosomiasis.

3 years old
I have had malaria.

I've had measles.

My sister Akua has had malaria.

My sister Akua has been cured of schistosomiasis.

4 years old
My sister Waseme began school.

5 years old
My sister Waseme is no longer able to attend school.

6 years old
Began school.

My sister Akua is not able to attend school.

7 years old
Removed from school.

Tried to get a job but I was too young.

8 years old
Moved to a less expensive place.

9 years old
Widespread fighting in Byumba prefecture.

Began work as a beggar.

10 years old
Peace.

Began work as a subsistence farmer.

11 years old
Began work as a farm worker.

12 years old
Denied a raise.

My sister Waseme has schistosomiasis.

My sister Akua has been caught in a fire and suffered
minor burns over 10% of the body. Luckily there was no
permanent debilitating injury.

13 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Rwanda. 189 people
have died and 120,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Kesi Konare.

Rejected by Kesi Konare.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Yetunde
Dagbo.

Rejected by Yetunde Dagbo.

My sister Akua has roundworms.

14 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Titilayo Dadjo.

Rejected by Titilayo Dadjo.

My father has had malaria.

My sister Waseme has been cured of schistosomiasis.

My sister Akua has been cured of ascariasis.

My sister Akua is now working as a farm worker.

15 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Kibuye prefecture.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Abla Afrani.

We've begun seeing each other.

Denied a raise.

My sister Waseme's boyfriend Juma has died from
dehydration.

16 years old
I have had another malaria flare-up.

Peace.

Lied to avoid offending a friend.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

Denied a raise.

My sister Waseme has moved out on her own.

17 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

Avoided drinking alcohol.

Abla Afrani broke off our relationship.

Denied a raise.

Quit my job.

Began work as a construction worker.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Olabisi Kerekou.

Rejected by Olabisi Kerekou.

My sister Waseme's boyfriend Juma has schistosomiasis.

18 years old
Heavy localized fighting in Gisenyi prefecture.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

Avoided drinking alcohol.

Denied a raise.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Jaha Diagana.

We've begun seeing each other.

My sister Waseme's boyfriend Juma has been cured of
schistosomiasis.

19 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

Jaha and I are now engaged.

The engagement is over but my girlfriend Jaha and I
are still seeing each other.

Denied a raise.

Quit my job.

Began work as a logger.

My father has schistosomiasis.

My sister Akua has had another malaria flare-up.

20 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

Avoided drinking alcohol.

My girlfriend Jaha is not ready for marriage.

Denied a raise.

My sister Akua has moved out on her own.

Aiyetoro Ahomadegbe and my sister Akua have
married.

21 years old
Moved away from home.

Denied a raise.

My father has been cured of schistosomiasis.

22 years old
Denied a raise.

Jaha and I are now engaged!.

My sister Akua's husband Aiyetoro has schistosomiasis.

23 years old
Peace.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

Denied a raise.

Denied a raise.

Denied a raise.

My girlfriend Jaha has had malaria.

24 years old
Jaha Diagana and I got married this year.

Denied a raise.

Denied a raise.

Invested 113548 Rwanda francs in low-risk stock.

25 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Denied a raise.

Denied a raise.

Denied a raise.

Denied a raise.

Denied a raise.

Denied a raise.

Quit my job.

Began work as a logger.

My mother has schistosomiasis.

26 years old
Denied a raise.

Denied a raise.

Invested 30000 Rwanda francs in a bank account.

Wife pregnant.

My father has been cured of schistosomiasis.

My sister Akua's husband Aiyetoro has been cured of
schistosomiasis.

Daughter Ashanti born.

27 years old
Denied a raise.

My father has hookworm.

My sister Akua's husband Aiyetoro is now working as a
farm worker.

My daughter Ashanti has had malaria.

28 years old
Received a 1% pay raise.

My mother has been cured of schistosomiasis.

My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

29 years old
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

Invested 30000 Rwanda francs in a bank account.

Denied a raise.

My mother has had another malaria flare-up.

My daughter Ashanti has had measles.

My daughter Ashanti has onchocerciasis.

30 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Cashed in 30300 Rwanda francs from a bank account.

Cashed in 31218 Rwanda francs from a bank account.

Invested 100000 Rwanda francs in a bank account.

My daughter Ashanti has been cured of onchocerciasis.

31 years old
Denied a raise.

Quit my job.

Began work as a foreman.

Denied a raise.

My daughter Ashanti has had another malaria flare-up.

32 years old
Denied a raise.

Cashed in 40199 Rwanda francs from low-risk stock.

Invested 113548 Rwanda francs in low-risk stock.

My father has been cured of schistosomiasis.

My daughter Ashanti began school.

33 years old
Daughter Rahema born.

Denied a raise.

My daughter Ashanti is no longer able to attend school.

34 years old
I have schistosomiasis.

Sporadic localized fighting in Gisenyi prefecture.

Cashed in 121561 Rwanda francs from low-risk stock.

Denied a raise.

Denied a raise.

35 years old
I have been cured of schistosomiasis.

Decided not to give money to charity.

Denied a raise.

Cashed in 105101 Rwanda francs from a bank account.

Invested 250000 Rwanda francs in a bank account.

Denied a raise.

My daughter Ashanti has hookworm.

My daughter Ashanti has schistosomiasis.

My daughter Rahema has had measles.

36 years old
Denied a raise.

Denied a raise.

Quit my job.

Began work as a foreman.

Tabiya born to Akua Ahomadegbe

My sister Akua's daughter Tabiya has ophthalmia.

My daughter Ashanti has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

My daughter Ashanti has had another malaria flare-up.

My daughter Ashanti has been cured of schistosomiasis.

37 years old
Denied a raise.

Cashed in 255025 Rwanda francs from a bank account.

Invested 500000 Rwanda francs in a bank account.

Wife pregnant.

My sister Akua has been cured of schistosomiasis.

Ambe born to Akua Ahomadegbe

My sister Akua's daughter Ambe has ophthalmia.

My sister Akua's husband Aiyetoro has been cured of
schistosomiasis.

Daughter Ifama born.

38 years old
Cashed in 505000 Rwanda francs from a bank account.

My daughter Rahema is not able to attend school.

39 years old
Denied a raise.

Invested 300000 Rwanda francs in bond fund.

Invested 500000 Rwanda francs in a bank account.

Denied a raise.

My daughter Ashanti has had another malaria flare-up.

Son Okechukwu born.

40 years old
I have been cured of schistosomiasis.

Decided not to give money to charity.

Shared some money with my community.

Shared some money I received.

Denied a raise.

Cashed in 305730 Rwanda francs from bond fund.

Cashed in 505000 Rwanda francs from a bank account.

Invested 300000 Rwanda francs in bond fund.

Invested 300000 Rwanda francs in bond fund.

Invested 200000 Rwanda francs in low-risk stock.

My daughter Ashanti has had another malaria flare-up.

Son Esseboe born.

41 years old
Peace.

Denied a raise.

Afia born to Akua Ahomadegbe

My sister Akua's daughter Afia has ophthalmia.

My sister Akua's daughter Afia has died at age 0 due
to premature birth brought on by chlamydia.

42 years old
Invested 300000 Rwanda francs in low-risk mutual
fund.

My son Okechukwu has had measles.

My wife Jaha has had another malaria flare-up.

43 years old
I have had another malaria flare-up.

Sporadic localized fighting in Kibuye prefecture.

Denied a raise.

My sister Akua has become an alcoholic.

My daughter Ifama began school.

44 years old
Denied a raise.

Cashed in 355397 Rwanda francs from low-risk stock.

Cashed in 308065 Rwanda francs from bond fund.

Invested 400000 Rwanda francs in a bank account.

My sister Akua has given up drinking.

My sister Akua has hookworm.

My daughter Ashanti has moved out on her own.

My son Okechukwu has schistosomiasis.

My son Esseboe has had malaria.

45 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Peace.

Cashed in 404000 Rwanda francs from a bank account.

Invested 300000 Rwanda francs in bond fund.

Denied a raise.

My mother has hepatitis.

My father has lost some eyesight due to trachoma.

Komla Haba and my sister Waseme have married.

My sister Akua has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

My son Okechukwu has been cured of schistosomiasis.

My son Okechukwu began school.

My son Esseboe has nearly drowned.

46 years old
Denied a raise.

My mother has Cured of hepatitis.

My daughter Ashanti has been caught in a fire and
suffered minor burns over 10% of the body. Luckily there
was no permanent debilitating injury.

My daughter Ashanti has had another malaria flare-up.

My son Okechukwu is no longer able to attend school.

My son Esseboe is not able to attend school.

47 years old
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

Cashed in 300167 Rwanda francs from bond fund.

Denied a raise.

My daughter Ifama is no longer able to attend school.

48 years old
Cashed in 267471 Rwanda francs from low-risk mutual
fund.

Cashed in 297781 Rwanda francs from bond fund.

Moved to Turkey.

Moved to Ankara.

Began work as a metal worker.

Denied a raise.

Invested 800 Turkish liras in a bank account.

My daughter Rahema is now working as a trader of
used goods.

My wife Jaha is now working as a part-time trader of
used goods.

49 years old
Denied a raise.

Cashed in 808 Turkish liras from a bank account.

Denied a raise.

Quit my job.

Began work as a metal worker.

Invested 800 Turkish liras in bond fund.

Invested 2000 Turkish liras in a bank account.

Denied a raise.

50 years old
Lost my investment in a bank account.

Decided not to give money to charity.

Cashed in 814 Turkish liras from bond fund.

Cashed in 0 Turkish liras from a bank account.

Denied a raise.

Denied a raise.

Invested 5000 Turkish liras in a bank account.

Invested 800 Turkish liras in low-risk mutual fund.

Invested 800 Turkish liras in bond fund.

Invested 800 Turkish liras in bond fund.

My mother has hookworm.

My sister Waseme is now working as a seamstress.

My sister Akua's husband Aiyetoro has died at age 51
from a stroke.

My daughter Rahema has moved out on her own.

51 years old
Cashed in 809 Turkish liras from bond fund.

Cashed in 5050 Turkish liras from a bank account.

Cashed in 834 Turkish liras from low-risk mutual fund.

Cashed in 804 Turkish liras from bond fund.

Denied a raise.

Quit my job.

Began work as a painter.

Denied a raise.

My mother has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

My daughter Rahema is now working as a construction
worker.

My daughter Ifama has had measles.

52 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Invested 800 Turkish liras in a bank account.

Invested 400 Turkish liras in low-risk stock.

Invested 800 Turkish liras in low-risk mutual fund.

Invested 800 Turkish liras in bond fund.

Invested 800 Turkish liras in bond fund.

Denied a raise.

Quit my job.

Began work as a metal worker.

My daughter Ifama is now working as a subsistence
farmer.

My daughter Ifama's boyfriend Wole has graduated
from secondary school.

My daughter Ifama's boyfriend Wole is now working as
a manufacturing laborer.

53 years old
Cashed in 838 Turkish liras from bond fund.

Cashed in 808 Turkish liras from a bank account.

Cashed in 848 Turkish liras from low-risk mutual fund.

Denied a raise.

Quit my job.

Began work as a textile worker.

Quit my job.

Began work as a food processing worker.

Quit my job.

Began work as a trader of used goods.

Quit my job.

Began work as a metal worker.

Quit my job.

Started up a bakery business.

Started up a bakery business.

Invested 800 Turkish liras in a bank account.

Invested 400 Turkish liras in low-risk stock.

Invested 800 Turkish liras in bond fund.

My father has hookworm.

54 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 2,907 Turkish liras.

Cashed in 808 Turkish liras from a bank account.

Cashed in 524 Turkish liras from low-risk stock.

Cashed in 796 Turkish liras from bond fund.

Cashed in 234 Turkish liras from low-risk stock.

Cashed in 789 Turkish liras from bond fund.

Started up a bakery business.

Started up a bakery business.

Invested 30000 Turkish liras in a bank account.

Invested 318 Turkish liras in medium-risk stock.

Invested 795 Turkish liras in bond fund.

Invested 32 Turkish liras in jewelry.

Invested 318 Turkish liras in low-risk stock.

Invested 795 Turkish liras in bond fund.

My mother has died at age 82 from a stroke.

My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

My daughter Ashanti has been cured of depression.

Wole Braima and my daughter Ashanti have married.

My son Okechukwu is now working as a laborer.

55 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 1,688 Turkish liras.

Cashed in 804 Turkish liras from bond fund.

Cashed in 30300 Turkish liras from a bank account.

Cashed in 32 Turkish liras from jewelry.

Cashed in 148 Turkish liras from low-risk stock.

Cashed in 789 Turkish liras from bond fund.

Cashed in 297 Turkish liras from medium-risk stock.

Invested 20000 Turkish liras in land.

Invested 50000 Turkish liras in a bank account.

Started up a bakery business.

My son Esseboe is now working as a laborer.

56 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 2,820 Turkish
liras.

Cashed in 50500 Turkish liras from a bank account.

Started up a bakery business.

Invested 75000 Turkish liras in a bank account.

My daughter Ifama has moved out on her own.

57 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 3,074 Turkish
liras.

Closed my bakery business.

Closed my automobile repair business.

Closed my automobile repair business.

Closed my bakery business.

Began work as a metal worker.

Denied a raise.

Quit my job.

Closed my bakery business.

Closed my bakery business.

Closed my bakery business.

Closed my bakery business.

Closed my bakery business.

Started up a automobile repair business.

My sister Akua's boyfriend Douglas has died from dehydration.

My sister Akua's boyfriend Douglas has arthritis of the hip.

58 years old
My automobile repair business made a profit of 1,979 Turkish liras.

Cashed in 21390 Turkish liras from land.

Cashed in 22140 Turkish liras from land.

Cashed in 76507 Turkish liras from a bank account.

Cashed in 76507 Turkish liras from a bank account.

Invested 50000 Turkish liras in a bank account.

Invested 20000 Turkish liras in land.

My father has reduced vision from cataracts.

My son Okechukwu has moved out on his own.

My son Esseboe has moved out on his own.

My son Esseboe is now working as a farm worker.

My wife Jaha has reduced vision from cataracts.

59 years old
My automobile repair business made a profit of 3,540 Turkish liras.

Started up a automobile repair business.

Cashed in 50500 Turkish liras from a bank account.

Invested 20000 Turkish liras in land.

Invested 19524 Turkish liras in land.

60 years old
My automobile repair business made a profit of 2,290 Turkish liras.

Cashed in 19794 Turkish liras from land.

Cashed in 20731 Turkish liras from 76507.

Cashed in 19335 Turkish liras from land.

Invested 20000 Turkish liras in land.

Invested 20000 Turkish liras in land.

Invested 20000 Turkish liras in land.

Invested 20000 Turkish liras in land.

Invested 16059 Turkish liras in bond fund.

Started up a automobile repair business.

Douglas Cheromei and my son Esseboe are now engaged to be married.

61 years old
My automobile repair business made a profit of 1,681 Turkish liras.

Cashed in 20501 Turkish liras from land.

Cashed in 20280 Turkish liras from land.

Cashed in 20555 Turkish liras from land.

Cashed in 15554 Turkish liras from bond fund.

Cashed in 19173 Turkish liras from land.

Started up a automobile repair business.

Invested 89628 Turkish liras in a bank account.

Douglas born to Ashanti Braima

My son Okechukwu is now working as a logger.

My son Esseboe's girlfriend Douglas has graduated from college with a degree in Mathematics.

My son Esseboe's girlfriend Douglas began graduate school.

62 years old
Died at age 62 from a heart attack.

[pevergreen]

I've heard about problems such as those. If you want it, I can send you the installer. I'm not sure if it needs validation, though.

that'd be great!

if you want my email:

(myusername)@(myusername).com

seriously, it is.

[Mailman653]

From the posts on here, it seems everyone dies in their 60's with a ton of wealth. I wonder if I'll die in my 60's and have that much money.

[pevergreen]

Bump, if someone could let me know how to get this damn thing, would be much appreciated.

edit: got it to work :D

I thought I was going well:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

0 years old
I was born a boy in a village on the island of Panay in the Philippines, not far from the city of Iloilo.

My parents have named me Juan. My surname is Chavez. My mother, Wanet, is 19 and my father, Chito, is 18. I have no brothers or sisters.

My mother has been cured of trichuriasis.

My mother is now working as a farm worker.

1 year old
A major tropical storm has hit the Philippines. 473 people have died and 340 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Brother Meynard born.

2 years old
A major tropical storm has hit the Philippines. 3 people have died and 790 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Sister Haydee born.

3 years old
4 years old
5 years old
A major earthquake has hit the Philippines. 1 641 people have died and 600 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

A major tropical storm has hit the Philippines. 180 people have died and 2 100 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

6 years old
A major tropical storm has hit the Philippines. 6 people have died and 350 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Began school.

My brother Meynard has taken a dangerous fall and suffered an injured spinal cord. The injury has resulted in paralysis.

My brother Meynard began school.

7 years old
A major tropical storm has hit the Philippines. 12 people have died and 360 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

A major volcanic eruption has hit the Philippines. 163 people have died and 50 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not affected.

My sister Haydee began school.

8 years old
A major tropical storm has hit the Philippines. 9 people have died and 1 400 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

A major volcanic eruption has hit the Philippines. 5 people have died and 130 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not affected.

Peace.

My sister Haydee has died at age 7 in a fire.

9 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit the Philippines. 2 people have died and 1 900 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

10 years old
My father has roundworms.

11 years old
A major tropical storm has hit the Philippines. 25 people have died and 100 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Began work as a laborer.

My father has been cured of ascariasis.

12 years old
A major tropical storm has hit the Philippines. 72 people have died and 250 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

13 years old
Removed from school.

14 years old
A major tropical storm has hit the Philippines. 592 people have died and 120 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

15 years old
Began work as a stone cutter.

Decided to look for a job.

A major volcanic eruption has hit the Philippines. 51 people have died and 64 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not affected.

Your girlfriend Inday has been disabled by leprosy

Met a new girl I like very much, named Inday Bernal.

We've begun seeing each other.

Received a 4% pay raise.

My girlfriend Inday is now working as a farm worker.

16 years old
A major earthquake has hit the Philippines. 237 people have died and 110 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

17 years old
Moved to a less expensive place.

A major tropical storm has hit the Philippines. 319 people have died and 380 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My brother Meynard's girlfriend Sencia has graduated from secondary school.

My brother Meynard's girlfriend Sencia is now working as a trader of used goods.

18 years old
A major tropical storm has hit the Philippines. 163 people have died and 490 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Volunteered in a local humanitarian effort.

Moved away from home.

Inday and I are now engaged.

My brother Meynard has graduated from secondary school.

My brother Meynard's girlfriend Sencia is now working as a farm worker.

My girlfriend Inday is now working as a textile worker.

19 years old
A major volcanic eruption has hit the Philippines. 63 people have died and 71 000 others have been affected.

I was not affected.

Saved the life of a friend of mine.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Inday Bernal and I got married this year.

Moved to Australia.

Moved to Gold Coast.

Began work as a metal worker.

My wife Inday is now working as a trader of used goods.

20 years old
Decided to give some money to charity.

Told the truth about a previous lie I had made.

21 years old
A major fire has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 8 700 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

22 years old
A major fire has hit Australia. 4 people have died and 67 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

23 years old
Received a 3% pay raise.

24 years old
A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 50 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My wife Inday is now working as a handicraft worker.

25 years old
A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 50 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Invested 30000 Australian dollars in land.

Received a 3% pay raise.

26 years old
A major fire has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 20 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 4 people have died and 120 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

27 years old
A major fire has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 8 200 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 25 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Moved back home.

Moved to a nicer place.

Moved away from home.

28 years old
A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 50 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Moved back home.

29 years old
Moved away from home.

Quit my job.

Started up a bakery business.

30 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 18 874 Australian dollars.

Decided not to give money to charity.

A major fire has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 43 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 380 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Started up a bakery business.

31 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 15 791 Australian dollars.

Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

32 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 21 364 Australian dollars.

A major fire has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 2 600 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 330 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Started up a bakery business.

33 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 15 467 Australian dollars.

A major fire has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 22 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 160 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Invested 200000 Australian dollars in land.

Started up a bakery business.

My wife Inday died from an infection at the age of 34.

34 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 17 904 Australian dollars.

A major fire has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 29 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 34 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

35 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 21 478 Australian dollars.

Decided not to give money to charity.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 320 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Started up a bakery business.

36 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 14 689 Australian dollars.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 290 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Sencia Campos.

Rejected by Sencia Campos.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Sencia Campos.

Rejected by Sencia Campos.

37 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 21 275 Australian dollars.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Sencia Campos.

Rejected by Sencia Campos.

38 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 19 202 Australian dollars.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 310 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Sencia Campos.

Rejected by Sencia Campos.

39 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 17 515 Australian dollars.

A major fire has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 9 800 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 52 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Sencia Campos.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Sencia Campos.

Invested 900000 Australian dollars in land.

40 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 18 252 Australian dollars.

Decided not to give money to charity.

A major fire has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 28 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Sencia Campos.

Rejected by Sencia Campos.

Moved back home.

41 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 26 787 Australian dollars.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 97 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

42 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 22 064 Australian dollars.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 26 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Sencia Campos.

Rejected by Sencia Campos.

43 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 15 043 Australian dollars.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 37 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Sencia Campos.

Rejected by Sencia Campos.

44 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 17 519 Australian dollars.

A major fire has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 24 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 70 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Sencia Campos.

Rejected by Sencia Campos.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Sencia Campos.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Sencia Campos.

My father has lung cancer.

My father has mouth cancer.

My father is now working as a part-time trader of used goods.

45 years old
Died at age 45 from suicide.

I had nearly 5 million australian somehow. From owning a bakery. THEN I KILLED MYSELF?

[Sheogorath]

Bump, if someone could let me know how to get this damn thing, would be much appreciated.

edit: got it to work :D

I thought I was going well:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

0 years old
I was born a boy in a village on the island of Panay in the Philippines, not far from the city of Iloilo.

My parents have named me Juan. My surname is Chavez. My mother, Wanet, is 19 and my father, Chito, is 18. I have no brothers or sisters.

My mother has been cured of trichuriasis.

My mother is now working as a farm worker.

1 year old
A major tropical storm has hit the Philippines. 473 people have died and 340 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Brother Meynard born.

2 years old
A major tropical storm has hit the Philippines. 3 people have died and 790 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Sister Haydee born.

3 years old
4 years old
5 years old
A major earthquake has hit the Philippines. 1 641 people have died and 600 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

A major tropical storm has hit the Philippines. 180 people have died and 2 100 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

6 years old
A major tropical storm has hit the Philippines. 6 people have died and 350 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Began school.

My brother Meynard has taken a dangerous fall and suffered an injured spinal cord. The injury has resulted in paralysis.

My brother Meynard began school.

7 years old
A major tropical storm has hit the Philippines. 12 people have died and 360 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

A major volcanic eruption has hit the Philippines. 163 people have died and 50 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not affected.

My sister Haydee began school.

8 years old
A major tropical storm has hit the Philippines. 9 people have died and 1 400 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

A major volcanic eruption has hit the Philippines. 5 people have died and 130 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not affected.

Peace.

My sister Haydee has died at age 7 in a fire.

9 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit the Philippines. 2 people have died and 1 900 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

10 years old
My father has roundworms.

11 years old
A major tropical storm has hit the Philippines. 25 people have died and 100 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Began work as a laborer.

My father has been cured of ascariasis.

12 years old
A major tropical storm has hit the Philippines. 72 people have died and 250 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

13 years old
Removed from school.

14 years old
A major tropical storm has hit the Philippines. 592 people have died and 120 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

15 years old
Began work as a stone cutter.

Decided to look for a job.

A major volcanic eruption has hit the Philippines. 51 people have died and 64 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not affected.

Your girlfriend Inday has been disabled by leprosy

Met a new girl I like very much, named Inday Bernal.

We've begun seeing each other.

Received a 4% pay raise.

My girlfriend Inday is now working as a farm worker.

16 years old
A major earthquake has hit the Philippines. 237 people have died and 110 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

17 years old
Moved to a less expensive place.

A major tropical storm has hit the Philippines. 319 people have died and 380 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My brother Meynard's girlfriend Sencia has graduated from secondary school.

My brother Meynard's girlfriend Sencia is now working as a trader of used goods.

18 years old
A major tropical storm has hit the Philippines. 163 people have died and 490 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Volunteered in a local humanitarian effort.

Moved away from home.

Inday and I are now engaged.

My brother Meynard has graduated from secondary school.

My brother Meynard's girlfriend Sencia is now working as a farm worker.

My girlfriend Inday is now working as a textile worker.

19 years old
A major volcanic eruption has hit the Philippines. 63 people have died and 71 000 others have been affected.

I was not affected.

Saved the life of a friend of mine.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Inday Bernal and I got married this year.

Moved to Australia.

Moved to Gold Coast.

Began work as a metal worker.

My wife Inday is now working as a trader of used goods.

20 years old
Decided to give some money to charity.

Told the truth about a previous lie I had made.

21 years old
A major fire has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 8 700 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

22 years old
A major fire has hit Australia. 4 people have died and 67 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

23 years old
Received a 3% pay raise.

24 years old
A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 50 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My wife Inday is now working as a handicraft worker.

25 years old
A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 50 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Invested 30000 Australian dollars in land.

Received a 3% pay raise.

26 years old
A major fire has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 20 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 4 people have died and 120 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

27 years old
A major fire has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 8 200 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 25 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Moved back home.

Moved to a nicer place.

Moved away from home.

28 years old
A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 50 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Moved back home.

29 years old
Moved away from home.

Quit my job.

Started up a bakery business.

30 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 18 874 Australian dollars.

Decided not to give money to charity.

A major fire has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 43 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 380 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Started up a bakery business.

31 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 15 791 Australian dollars.

Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

32 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 21 364 Australian dollars.

A major fire has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 2 600 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 330 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Started up a bakery business.

33 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 15 467 Australian dollars.

A major fire has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 22 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 160 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Invested 200000 Australian dollars in land.

Started up a bakery business.

My wife Inday died from an infection at the age of 34.

34 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 17 904 Australian dollars.

A major fire has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 29 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 34 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

35 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 21 478 Australian dollars.

Decided not to give money to charity.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 320 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Started up a bakery business.

36 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 14 689 Australian dollars.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 290 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Sencia Campos.

Rejected by Sencia Campos.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Sencia Campos.

Rejected by Sencia Campos.

37 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 21 275 Australian dollars.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Sencia Campos.

Rejected by Sencia Campos.

38 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 19 202 Australian dollars.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 310 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Sencia Campos.

Rejected by Sencia Campos.

39 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 17 515 Australian dollars.

A major fire has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 9 800 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 52 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Sencia Campos.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Sencia Campos.

Invested 900000 Australian dollars in land.

40 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 18 252 Australian dollars.

Decided not to give money to charity.

A major fire has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 28 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Sencia Campos.

Rejected by Sencia Campos.

Moved back home.

41 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 26 787 Australian dollars.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 97 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

42 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 22 064 Australian dollars.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 26 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Sencia Campos.

Rejected by Sencia Campos.

43 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 15 043 Australian dollars.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 37 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Sencia Campos.

Rejected by Sencia Campos.

44 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 17 519 Australian dollars.

A major fire has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 24 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 70 000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Sencia Campos.

Rejected by Sencia Campos.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Sencia Campos.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Sencia Campos.

My father has lung cancer.

My father has mouth cancer.

My father is now working as a part-time trader of used goods.

45 years old
Died at age 45 from suicide.

I had nearly 5 million australian somehow. From owning a bakery. THEN I KILLED MYSELF?

Well, 5 mil Aussie is like, what, $2.50 US?

Seriously though, it's pretty silly how easy it is to make money in this game.

[Azathoth]

Dude, the guy committed suicide because he was rejected 50 times by Sencia Campos over a 10-year period! Presumably he was stalking her.

My brother Meynard has taken a dangerous fall and suffered an injured spinal cord. The injury has resulted in paralysis.

Paralyzed at age 5? That's gotta suck.

Seriously though, it's pretty silly how easy it is to make money in this game.

I bet the $900 retail version is better.

[Motep]

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0 years old

I was born a boy in a village in the state of Uttar Pradesh in India, not far from the city of Agra.
My parents have named me Kala. My surname is Mehta. My mother, Malathi, is 18 and my father, Pradeep, is 23. I have no brothers or sisters.

My mother is now working as a seamstress.

1 year old

2 years old

Died at age 2 from dehydration.

....

My first life scuked soooo much.

My second and third lives were killed by my computer 'cause it thought too many things were running at the same time...

[Azathoth]

0 years old

I was born a boy in a village in the state of Uttar Pradesh in India, not far from the city of Agra.
My parents have named me Kala. My surname is Mehta. My mother, Malathi, is 18 and my father, Pradeep, is 23. I have no brothers or sisters.

My mother is now working as a seamstress.

1 year old

2 years old

Died at age 2 from dehydration.

Lol, dehydration - you must have lived in a real dump.


Mine - long story short, I was a very intelligent Chinese kid inclined towards music and the arts, father was paralyzed from the waist down in my late teens, so I became a musician and took care of
my parents for a few years, later moved out, mom died when I was about 30 at age 56 and father lived out 20 more years as a handicraftsman, lost the use of his hands and died two years later at age 72 of an infection. Meanwhile, I had become an alcoholic around the time of my mom's death, got married, got OCD, had a kid who was forced to leave school, made some good investments, moved to Armenia at age 50 and set up a moderately successful music store, but was extremely unhappy the whole time (as well as suffering from rapidly declining health), and died at age 60 from a heart attack. My 51 y/o younger brother survived me, even though he was a schmuck who constantly fooled around with women until marrying at age 40 and worked as a farm laborer and then a miner throughout his adult life. He was a disappointment, as this was all despite his having finished secondary school with good grades (while I had only gone to primary school until age 8).

This summary was longer than I thought it would be.

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0 years old
I was born a boy in a village in China's Jiangsu Province,
not far from the city of Xuzhou.

My parents have named me Sun. My surname is Chien.
My mother, Tan Hung, is 24 and my father, Wei Kang,
is 20. I have no brothers or sisters.

My mother is now working as a laborer.

My father is now working as a laborer.

1 year old
2 years old
3 years old
4 years old
5 years old
My father is now working as a miner.

6 years old
Began school.

7 years old
8 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 1,711 people
have died and 23,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Heavy localized fighting in Liaoning province.

Removed from school.

9 years old
Brother Xian Yao born.

My father has roundworms.

10 years old
Peace.

My father has been cured of ascariasis.

11 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 1,438 people
have died and 18,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Widespread fighting in Guangdong province.

12 years old
Peace.

13 years old
14 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Hsu Yi.

Rejected by Hsu Yi.

Began work as a musician.

My brother Xian Yao began school.

15 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Woo Kwan.

Rejected by Woo Kwan.

Received a 7% pay raise.

16 years old
Moved to a nicer place.

17 years old
Received a 6% pay raise.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Dun Xiu Lan.

Rejected by Dun Xiu Lan.

My father has taken a dangerous fall and suffered an
injured spinal cord. The injury has resulted in paralysis.

18 years old
Moved to a less expensive place.

Inducted into the military.

Moved away from home.

19 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 2,455 people
have died and 18,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Gao Yan.

We've begun seeing each other.

20 years old
Gao Yan broke off our relationship.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Cheung Jian
Ku.

Rejected by Cheung Jian Ku.

Began work as a musician.

Moved back home.

21 years old
Helped out an indigent person.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Released by security police.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Chu Mei
Kai.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Chu Mei Kai.

Received a 2% pay raise.

22 years old
Avoided using drugs.

23 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 2,912 people
have died and 48,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Helped out a beggar.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Chow Hsiu
Ying.

We've begun seeing each other.

My parents don't approve of Chow Hsiu Ying.

Ended my relationship with girlfriend Hsiu Ying.

Received a 4% pay raise.

My brother Xian Yao's girlfriend Ying is now working as
a laborer.

24 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 937 people have
died and 28,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Received a 2% pay raise.

25 years old
Moved to a nicer place.

My father is now working as a handicraft worker.

26 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Yee Lai.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Yee Lai.

Received a 2% pay raise.

My brother Xian Yao has graduated from secondary
school.

My brother Xian Yao is now working as a farm worker.

My brother Xian Yao's girlfriend Ying is now working as
a construction worker.

27 years old
Received a 4% pay raise.

28 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 1,528 people
have died and 20,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Denied a raise.

Quit my job.

Began work as a potter.

My brother Xian Yao has moved out on his own.

29 years old
Received a 3% pay raise.

Denied a raise.

30 years old
Received a 5% pay raise.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Kung Lai.

Rejected by Kung Lai.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Fu Gui Fei.

Rejected by Fu Gui Fei.

My brother Xian Yao is now working as a farm worker.

31 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 140 people have
died and 20,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

I've become an alcoholic.

Received a 9% pay raise.

Moved away from home.

Invested 10000 yuan in low-risk mutual fund.

My mother has died at age 56 from a heart attack.

32 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Huang
Wen.

We've begun seeing each other.

Received a 7% pay raise.

33 years old
I am suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Invested money blindly in a risky deal.

Lost money on a risky deal.

Cashed in 12214 yuan from low-risk mutual fund.

Invested 15000 yuan in bond fund.

Wen and I are now engaged!.

Received a 9% pay raise.

34 years old
Received a 6% pay raise.

35 years old
Hurt in an accident.

A famine or food shortage has hit China. 143 people have
died and 24,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Huang Wen and I got married this year.

Received a 4% pay raise.

Cashed in 15383 yuan from bond fund.

Invested 25000 yuan in mutual fund.

Denied a raise.

Wife pregnant.

Son Jing Bo born.

36 years old
Cashed in 24856 yuan from mutual fund.

Invested 60000 yuan in low-risk mutual fund.

Received a 2% pay raise.

Denied a raise.

37 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.

Dong Xiao Li and my brother Xian Yao are now
engaged to be married.

38 years old
My country is involved in a small scale military
intervention abroad. 14,316 Chinese soldiers have been
killed.

39 years old
Invested 70000 yuan in land.

Received a 2% pay raise.

40 years old
Invested 20000 yuan in a bank account.

Received a 4% pay raise.

41 years old
My son Jing Bo began school.

42 years old
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

Tried to give up drinking

Received a 7% pay raise.

Denied a raise.

My son Jing Bo is no longer able to attend school.

43 years old
Received a 9% pay raise.

44 years old
Peace.

Tried to give up drinking

Cashed in 78645 yuan from low-risk mutual fund.

Cashed in 87025 yuan from land.

Cashed in 20812 yuan from a bank account.

Invested 100000 yuan in a bank account.

Invested 100000 yuan in land.

Received a 3% pay raise.

Quit my job.

Began work as a musician.

Denied a raise.

45 years old
Received a 1% pay raise.

46 years old
Received a 1% pay raise.

Cashed in 102010 yuan from a bank account.

Cashed in 102454 yuan from land.

Moved to Armenia.

Moved to Ghap'an.

Started up a music store business.

Started up a music store business.

Invested 5000000 drams in a bank account.

My brother Xian Yao is now working as a miner.

My wife Wen is now working as a part-time textile
worker.

47 years old
My music store business made a profit of 314,530
drams.

48 years old
I have been cured of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

My music store business made a profit of 409,242
drams.

Invested 5000000 drams in land.

Started up a music store business.

49 years old
My music store business made a profit of 264,425
drams.

Invested 3000000 drams in bond fund.

Ho Hong and my brother Xian Yao are now engaged to
be married.

Ho Hong and my brother Xian Yao have married.

My wife Wen is now working as a farm worker.

50 years old
My music store business made a profit of 464,616
drams.

Started up a music store business.

My son Jing Bo is now working as a trader of used
goods.

51 years old
My music store business made a profit of 234,027
drams.

Cashed in 3220218 drams from bond fund.

Cashed in 5146588 drams from land.

Cashed in 5255050 drams from a bank account.

Invested 15000000 drams in land.

Started up a music store business.

My son Jing Bo is now working as a laborer.

52 years old
My music store business made a profit of 208,484
drams.

Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of attempted burglary.

Cashed in 1000000 drams from land.

Started up a music store business.

My wife Wen is now working as a construction worker.

53 years old
My music store business made a profit of 232,427
drams.

Started up a music store business.

My son Jing Bo is now working as a handicraft worker.

54 years old
My music store business made a profit of 282,716
drams.

My father has diabetes.

55 years old
My music store business made a profit of 274,709
drams.

Tried to give up drinking

My father died from an infection at the age of 76.

56 years old
My music store business made a profit of 58,437
drams.

Tried to give up drinking

Started up a music store business.

57 years old
My music store business made a profit of 317,709
drams.

Started up a music store business.

My brother Xian Yao has hepatitis.

My son Jing Bo has been injured in a mishap and
suffered some nerve damage..

My son Jing Bo has been hurt in an accident.

My son Jing Bo has moved out on his own.

58 years old
My music store business made a profit of 285,037
drams.

Cashed in 16792875 drams from land.

Invested 20000000 drams in land.

59 years old
My music store business made a profit of 286,121
drams.

I was robbed.

Cashed in 19538114 drams from land.

Invested 10000000 drams in land.

Invested 10000000 drams in a bank account.

My brother Xian Yao has Cured of hepatitis.

60 years old
Died at age 60 from a heart attack.

Started up a aircraft dealer business.

Started up a aircraft dealer business.

Left my marriage.

[Motep]

I died of diarrhea, actually.


This, my fourth life, is sad tale of a man who could not hold a job more than a year, was a complete idiot, and yet was a religious fanatic with a clean conscience. Decent amount of money, and was able to live pretty well. He lived a life that only affected his four children and his wife...cause he sucked at everything and could only get the most menial of positions.

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0 years old

I was born a boy in a village in the state of West Bengal in India, not far from the city of Calcutta.
My parents have named me Saeed. My surname is Mohsin Kamal. My mother, Najmah, is 36 and my father, Abdur Razzaq, is 38. I have a sister, Rana, age 4 and a sister, Zainab, who is 10.
1 year old
My sister Rana began school.
2 years old
3 years old
4 years old
My sister Rana is no longer able to attend school.
5 years old
6 years old
Began school.
My father has been cured of depression.
7 years old
My sister Zainab has moved out on her own.
8 years old
Moved to a less expensive place.
Removed from school.
My sister Zainab has hookworm.
9 years old
Began work as a beggar.
My sister Zainab has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
My sister Zainab is now working as a farm worker.
10 years old
Peace.
11 years old
My mother has ischemic heart disease.
Sultan Fasihuddin and my sister Zainab have married.
12 years old
Began work as a textile worker.
My mother has died at age 49 from a heart attack.
13 years old
A major earthquake has hit India. 79 people have died and 3,200,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Fahmida Waqar Younis.
We've begun seeing each other.
Received a 3% pay raise.
Received a 3% pay raise.
My sister Rana has moved out on her own.
14 years old
My sister Zainab is now working as a small farmer.
Amjad Asif Iqbal and my sister Rana have married.
15 years old
Quit my job.
Began work as a textile worker.
Received a 2% pay raise.
Denied a raise.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Daughter Veera born.
16 years old
Fahmida Waqar Younis broke off our relationship.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Yasmin Shoiab Mohammad.
We've begun seeing each other.
Received a 2% pay raise.
17 years old
Yasmin Shoiab Mohammad broke off our relationship.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Miah Salahuddin.
Rejected by Miah Salahuddin.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Rabab Shafquat Husain.
We've begun seeing each other.
Received a 1% pay raise.
My sister Rana is now working as a farm worker.
18 years old
Moved away from home.
Rabab and I are now engaged.
Invested 15000 rupees in a bank account.
Girlfriend pregnant.
Daughter Sona born.
19 years old
Rabab Shafquat Husain and I got married this year.
Need to look for a job.
Began work as a beggar.
Denied a raise.
My daughter Veera has asthma.
My wife Rabab is now working as a part-time farm worker.
20 years old
21 years old
Cleaned up someone else's mess.
Denied a raise.
Daughter Arub born.
My sister Rana is now working as a small farmer.
My daughter Veera began school.
22 years old
A major flood has hit India. 31 people have died and 24,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Quit my job.
Started up a bakery business.
Started up a bakery business.
My daughter Veera is no longer able to attend school.
23 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 988 rupees.
Need to look for a job.
Began work as a beggar.
Started up a bakery business.
Began work as a beggar.
24 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 1,348 rupees.
Began work as a beggar.
My daughter Sona began school.
My daughter Arub began school.
25 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 1,954 rupees.
Started up a bakery business.
Ahmad born to Zainab Fasihuddin
My daughter Sona is no longer able to attend school.
My daughter Arub is no longer able to attend school.
26 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 1,313 rupees.
A major earthquake has hit India. 413 people have died and 1,500,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Invested 30000 rupees in low-risk mutual fund.
Started up a bakery business.
Began work as a subsistence farmer.
Usman born to Zainab Fasihuddin
My daughter Sona has taken a dangerous fall and suffered an injured spinal cord. The injury has resulted in paralysis.
27 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 569 rupees.
Began work as a textile worker.
Moved to Delhi.
Started up a bakery business.
Began work as a textile worker.
Nahid born to Zainab Fasihuddin
28 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 611 rupees.
Began work as a textile worker.
My sister Rana has been hurt in an accident.
My daughter Veera is now working as a subsistence farmer.
My daughter Sona is now working as a subsistence farmer.
29 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 1,037 rupees.
Need to look for a job.
Began work as an assembler.
Ahmad born to Zainab Fasihuddin
30 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 897 rupees.
Began work as an assembler.
My sister Zainab's husband Sultan has died at age 41 from tetanus.
Zakia born to Rana Asif Iqbal
My daughter Veera's boyfriend Rahman has died from dehydration.
My daughter Veera is now working as a farm worker.
My daughter Arub is now working as a subsistence farmer.
31 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 588 rupees.
Sporadic localized fighting in West Bengal state.
Began work as a temporary odd jobs.
My father has Parkinson's disease.
32 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 1,104 rupees.
Yasmin born to Rana Asif Iqbal
My daughter Sona's boyfriend Majid is now working as a metal worker.
33 years old
Cashed in 10000 rupees from a bank account.
Began work as a shoe cleaner.
My bakery business made a profit of 983 rupees.
A major flood has hit India. 1,054 people have died and 32,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Peace.
My father has hookworm.
Abdul Hafeez born to Rana Asif Iqbal
My daughter Veera has moved out on her own.
My daughter Arub is now working as a handicraft worker.
34 years old
Began work as a temporary odd jobs.
My bakery business made a profit of 1,208 rupees.
My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
Nahid born to Rana Asif Iqbal
35 years old
Began work as a shoe cleaner.
My bakery business made a profit of 1,223 rupees.
Sporadic localized fighting in Madya Pradesh state.
Began work as a temporary odd jobs.
Began work as an assembler.
My sister Rana has been cured of schizophrenia.
Daughter Ajani born.
36 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 1,062 rupees.
A major earthquake has hit India. 136 people have died and 1,200,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
A major flood has hit India. 139 people have died and 23,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Peace.
Started up a bakery business.
Began work as a temporary odd jobs.
My father has died at age 75 from Parkinson's disease.
37 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 1,106 rupees.
Began work as a manufacturing laborer.
My daughter Veera has died at age 22 from an asthma attack.
My daughter Sona has moved out on her own.
My daughter Arub is now working as a farm worker.
38 years old
My bakery business made a profit of 320 rupees.
Closed my bakery business.
Closed my automobile repair business.
Closed my automobile repair business.
Closed my automobile repair business.
Closed my automobile repair business.
Closed my automobile repair business.
Closed my automobile repair business.
Closed my automobile repair business.
Abdul Jabbar Imtiaz Ahmed and my daughter Sona have married.
My daughter Arub has moved out on her own.
39 years old
Began work as a shoe cleaner.
Denied a raise.
My sister Zainab's boyfriend Sharif has died from dehydration.
40 years old
Quit my job.
Started up a automobile repair business.
Started up a automobile repair business.
Began work as a shoe cleaner.
41 years old
My automobile repair business made a profit of 1,709 rupees.
Began work as a shoe cleaner.
My daughter Ajani began school.
42 years old
Had an epileptic seizure.
My automobile repair business made a profit of 2,375 rupees.
Began work as an assembler.
43 years old
My automobile repair business made a profit of 576 rupees.
Heavy localized fighting in Delhi state.
Began work as an assembler.
44 years old
My automobile repair business made a profit of 2,717 rupees.
Began work as an assembler.
45 years old
My automobile repair business made a profit of 3,801 rupees.
Started up a automobile repair business.
Began work as a shoe cleaner.
Invested 50000 rupees in mutual fund.
Began work as a shoe cleaner.
My daughter Ajani is now working as a handicraft worker.
46 years old
My automobile repair business made a profit of 3,138 rupees.
Began work as a restaurant services worker.
My daughter Arub's boyfriend Faruq has been cured of peptic ulcer.
47 years old
My automobile repair business made a profit of 2,757 rupees.
Began work as a manufacturing laborer.
48 years old
My automobile repair business made a profit of 1,215 rupees.
Began work as a manufacturing laborer.
49 years old
My automobile repair business made a profit of 2,394 rupees.
A major flood has hit India. 1,529 people have died and 23,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Began work as a temporary odd jobs.
My sister Zainab has diabetes.
My daughter Arub's boyfriend Omar has died at age 32 from tuberculosis.
My wife Rabab is now working as a farm worker.
50 years old
My automobile repair business made a profit of 1,991 rupees.
Began work as an assembler.
Started up a automobile repair business.
51 years old
My automobile repair business made a profit of 2,780 rupees.
Invested 50000 rupees in a bank account.
Cashed in 36233 rupees from mutual fund.
Invested 50000 rupees in low-risk mutual fund.
Began work as a shoe cleaner.
My daughter Sona has hookworm.
52 years old
Died at age 52 from an epileptic seizure.

[Azathoth]

You can own a business and have another job at the same time?

[Motep]

You cant hold the job more than a year, though.

My new guy, Jamal. had a decent life in Bangladesh, had some marital issues and all that stuff. He spent six years in prison that drastically compromised his health, and eventually was able to emigrate illegally to Manchester. His wife made over 8,000 pounds a month as a part time dealer of used goods (), while her husband, a foreman, only made 3,000. He lost that job when he was 60 or so, and he started up a business before he died of an infection. Lets just say, I ran out of things to spend money on...

Oh, and his son was gay, according to this thing, but I could have sworn it said those were his girlfriends.

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0 years old

I was born a boy in a village in Bangladesh's Rajshahi Division, not far from the city of Rajshahi.
My parents have named me Jamal. My surname is Asif Iqbal. My mother, Mehjibin, is 28 and my father, Ebrahim, is 35. I have a brother, Fakhruddin, who is 1.
My mother is now working as a part-time subsistence farmer.
My brother Fakhruddin has had measles.
1 year old

Moved to a nicer place.
A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 4 people have died and 28,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
2 years old
3 years old

Sister Massima born.
4 years old

My brother Fakhruddin began school.
5 years old

A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 583 people have died and 12,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Brother Salim born.
6 years old

Began school.
My brother Fakhruddin has suffered an epileptic seizure.
7 years old
8 years old

I have a trichuriasis (whip worm) infection.
Removed from school.
My sister Massima began school.
9 years old

I have been cured of trichuriasis.
My brother Fakhruddin is no longer able to attend school.
10 years old

My brother Salim began school.
11 years old

A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 69 people have died and 28,000,000 others have been affected.
The flood has hit my area.
We were victims of a flood and lost some property.
12 years old

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.
My brother Fakhruddin is now working as a farm worker.
My sister Massima is no longer able to attend school.
My sister Massima is now working as a subsistence farmer.
My brother Salim is no longer able to attend school.
13 years old

Met a new girl I like very much, named Noor Younis Ahmed.
We've begun seeing each other.
Began work as a shoemaker.
Received a 1% pay raise.
My girlfriend Noor is no longer able to attend school.
My girlfriend Noor is now working as a subsistence farmer.
14 years old

A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 31 people have died and 10,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Noor Younis Ahmed broke off our relationship.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Zarina Salim Altaf.
Rejected by Zarina Salim Altaf.
My sister Massima is now working as a laborer.
My brother Salim is now working as a farm worker.
15 years old

A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 283 people have died and 47,000,000 others have been affected.
The flood has hit my area.
We were victims of a flood and lost some property.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Saba Ghazali.
We've begun seeing each other.
Denied a raise.
16 years old

A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 62 people have died and 14,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
17 years old

A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 64 people have died and 23,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Quit my job.
Began work as a potter.
Moved away from home.
Quit my job.
Began work as a stone cutter.
Received a 2% pay raise.
18 years old

Received a 4% pay raise.
Denied a raise.
Saba and I are now engaged!.
Saeeda Younis Ahmed and my brother Fakhruddin are now engaged to be married.
Saeeda Younis Ahmed and my brother Fakhruddin have married.
My brother Fakhruddin has moved out on his own.
My brother Fakhruddin's wife Saeeda has had malaria.
My girlfriend Saba has tuberculosis.
19 years old

A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 288 people have died and 8,400,000 others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
Sporadic localized fighting in Khulna division.
Saba Ghazali and I got married this year.
Received a 4% pay raise.
Quit my job.
Began work as a miner.
Moved to Dhaka.
Denied a raise.
20 years old

A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 156 people have died and 22,000,000 others have been affected.
The flood has hit my area.
We were victims of a flood and lost some property.
Peace.
Quit my job.
Began work as a construction worker.
Denied a raise.
My sister Massima is now working as a farm worker.
21 years old

A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 355 people have died and 4,100,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Quit my job.
Began work as a freight handler.
Received a 2% pay raise.
My brother Fakhruddin's wife Saeeda is now working as a farm worker.
My sister Massima has moved out on her own.
Badar Mudassar Nazar and my sister Massima have married.
22 years old

A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 52 people have died and 27,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Quit my job.
Began work as a metal worker.
Denied a raise.
My wife Saba has been cured of tuberculosis.
23 years old

Received a 4% pay raise.
Invested 40000 takas in low-risk mutual fund.
My brother Fakhruddin is now working as a small farmer.
My brother Salim has moved out on his own.
24 years old

Received a 4% pay raise.
Denied a raise.
My wife Saba is now working as a farm worker.
25 years old

A famine or food shortage has hit Bangladesh. 199,237 people have died and 9,200,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 1,529 people have died and 7,700,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.
Sentenced to 6 years in prison.
Began work as a handicraft worker.
My father is now working as a part-time subsistence farmer.
26 years old

A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 160 people have died and 25,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
My father is now working as a subsistence farmer.
27 years old

A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 39 people have died and 43,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
My father is now working as a farm worker.
28 years old

A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 56 people have died and 4,700,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Told the truth about a previous lie I had made.
My sister Massima is now working as a small farmer.
29 years old

My father has reduced vision from cataracts.
Kamilah Atta-ur-Rahman and my brother Salim are now engaged to be married.
Kamilah Atta-ur-Rahman and my brother Salim have married.
My brother Salim is now working as a small farmer.
30 years old

A famine or food shortage has hit Bangladesh. 145,375 people have died and 11,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 714 people have died and 34,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
My father is now working as a part-time subsistence farmer.
31 years old

Released from prison.
A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 676 people have died and 12,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Began work as a manufacturing laborer.
Received a 2% pay raise.
My father has died at age 67 from pancreas cancer.
32 years old

A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 57 people have died and 19,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Quit my job.
Began work as a construction worker.
Received a 3% pay raise.
33 years old

A famine or food shortage has hit Bangladesh. 9 people have died and 3,400,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 97 people have died and 4,300,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Lost my job due to my political activities.
Began work as a freight handler.
Received a 4% pay raise.
My mother has cirrhosis of the liver due to hepatitis.
34 years old

Received a 4% pay raise.
Denied a raise.
My mother has died at age 63 from cirrhosis of the liver.
Salima born to Saeeda Younis Ahmed
35 years old

Quit my job.
Began work as a freight handler.
Denied a raise.
Son Varun born.
36 years old

A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 621 people have died and 15,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Quit my job.
Started up a automobile repair business.
My brother Fakhruddin's wife Saeeda has hookworm.
My sister Massima's husband Badar has been assaulted and suffered a broken femur. The injury has resulted in no permanent damage, however.
37 years old

Began work as a foreman.
My automobile repair business made a profit of 1,107 takas.
A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 13 people have died and 43,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Closed my automobile repair business.
Began work as a foreman.
Denied a raise.
My brother Fakhruddin's wife Saeeda has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
Daughter Veera born.
38 years old

A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 978 people have died and 63,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Salah born to Saeeda Younis Ahmed
My wife Saba has given up drinking.
39 years old

Received a 3% pay raise.
Received a 2% pay raise.
My son Varun has had measles.
40 years old

A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 27 people have died and 12,000,000 others have been affected.
The flood has hit my area.
We were victims of a flood and lost some property.
Rafi born to Kamilah Atta-ur-Rahman
41 years old

My sister Massima's husband Badar has hookworm.
Nadim born to Kamilah Atta-ur-Rahman
My son Varun began school.
42 years old

A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 461 people have died and 33,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Denied a raise.
My sister Massima's husband Badar has been cured of ancylostomiasis.
43 years old

A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 126 people have died and 24,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Denied a raise.
Yusuf born to Kamilah Atta-ur-Rahman
My son Varun has roundworms.
My daughter Veera began school.
44 years old

A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 790 people have died and 14,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Received a 1% pay raise.
Shahid born to Kamilah Atta-ur-Rahman
My son Varun has been cured of ascariasis.
45 years old

Received a 3% pay raise.
Denied a raise.
Denied a raise.
46 years old

A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 17 people have died and 16,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
My sister Massima has been cured of depression.
My daughter Veera is now doing temporary odd jobs.
47 years old

A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 179 people have died and 5,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Received a 3% pay raise.
Received a 2% pay raise.
My son Varun is now working as a assembler.
My daughter Veera is now working as a manufacturing laborer.
48 years old

Cashed in 49296 takas from low-risk mutual fund.
Moved to the United Kingdom.
Moved to Manchester.
Began work as a textile worker.
My wife Saba is now working as a part-time trader of used goods.
49 years old

Denied a raise.
Quit my job.
Began work as a foreman.
Received a 1% pay raise.
My brother Salim has been cured of depression.
50 years old

Denied a raise.
My son Varun is now doing temporary odd jobs.
51 years old

Invested 10000 pounds in land.
Invested 10000 pounds in a bank account.
Invested 50000 pounds in land.
52 years old

My son Varun is now working as a laborer.
My daughter Veera is now doing temporary odd jobs.
53 years old

Received a 2% pay raise.
Invested 100000 pounds in land.
Denied a raise.
My son Varun has moved out on his own.
My daughter Veera is now working as a handicraft worker.
54 years old

Denied a raise.
My daughter Veera's boyfriend Zia has graduated from secondary school.
My daughter Veera's boyfriend Zia is now working as a shoemaker.
55 years old

My son Varun is now working as a manufacturing laborer.
My daughter Veera is now working as a restaurant services worker.
My daughter Veera's boyfriend Zia began college.
56 years old

Denied a raise.
My daughter Veera has moved out on her own.
Zia Asif Masood and my daughter Veera have married.
My daughter Veera is now working as a painter.
57 years old

Denied a raise.
58 years old

Denied a raise.
My brother Fakhruddin has diabetes.
My brother Fakhruddin has had a stroke.
My daughter Veera's husband Zia has become an alcoholic.
My wife Saba has been cured of depression.
59 years old

Received a 1% pay raise.
My brother Fakhruddin has died at age 61 from diabetes.
My daughter Veera's husband Zia has graduated from college with a degree in Pre-Med.
My daughter Veera's husband Zia has failed the graduate school entrance examination.
60 years old

Received a 2% pay raise.
My daughter Veera's husband Zia has given up drinking.
61 years old

Invested 50000 pounds in land.
Invested 50000 pounds in land.
Invested 50000 pounds in land.
Received a 2% pay raise.
62 years old

Began work as a shoemaker.
Denied a raise.
My son Varun's boyfriend Riza has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
63 years old

Closed my automobile repair business.
Cashed in 47799 pounds from land.
Cashed in 51374 pounds from land.
Cashed in 52171 pounds from land.
Cashed in 11267 pounds from a bank account.
Cashed in 59166 pounds from land.
Cashed in 107774 pounds from land.
Cashed in 12472 pounds from land.
Started up a advertising business.
Closed my automobile repair business.
Closed my aircraft dealer business.
Started up a aircraft dealer business.
64 years old

My aircraft dealer business made a profit of 14,345 pounds.
Started up a aircraft dealer business.
Began work as a trader of used goods.
65 years old

My aircraft dealer business made a profit of 17,525 pounds.
Invested 400000 pounds in land.
My brother Salim's wife Kamilah has been cured of depression.
My son Varun's boyfriend Abdul Jabbar is now working as a librarian.
66 years old

I died from an infection at the age of 66.
Started up a aircraft dealer business.

[Azathoth]

I died from an infection at the age of 66.
Started up a aircraft dealer business.

Spooky.

[Motep]

I just wanted to see if I actually could manage my business beyond the grave, and I could!

[Alexander the Pretty Good]

Spooky.

I could maybe trust a used airplane dealer, but not a dead one.

[miotas]

Born in malaysia, quit school at the age of 6. Got a job as a metal worker at age 15 and spent the next 17 years in the same job eating just enough to stave of starvation, and living in makeshift accomodation to save up enough money to move to Darwin at age 33. Got a job that payed over 5 times his previous wage and again ate little and lived in cheap housing until he saved up about $300000 and started a chimney sweeping buisness at age 45.

10 years later he was a billionaire. At age 59 he was burgled by an extremely lucky robber who made off with $100million dollars worth of goods. At age 63 ill health meant he had to close his $250billion chimney sweeping buisness, so he took up begging in the streets of Darwin, and spent the next 3 years donating billions to charity before illness took him at the age of 66. Sadly he was infertile and so left no spoilt children to squabble over his imense $338 billion fortune

Strangely he was gay for most of his life, but then at 40 decided to start seeing women

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0 years old
I was born a boy in the city of Seremban in the state of Negeri Sembilan in Malaysia.

My parents have named me Kartanegara. My surname is Pamungkas. My mother, Rasuna, is 22 and my father, Prawira-Dirdja, is 18. I have no brothers or sisters.

My mother is now doing temporary odd jobs.

1 year old
You have pertussis (whooping cough).

My mother is now working as a freight handler.

2 years old
3 years old
Sister Raden born.

4 years old
5 years old
6 years old
Began school.

Quit school.

7 years old
8 years old
Sister Ridwan born.

My sister Raden began school.

9 years old
10 years old
11 years old
12 years old
Lied to cover up another lie.

13 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Debata Djambek.

Rejected by Debata Djambek.

My sister Ridwan has trichuriasis (whip worm).

My sister Ridwan began school.

14 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Kasan Soedjakmoko.

We've begun seeing each other.

My sister Ridwan has been cured of trichuriasis.

15 years old
Kasan Soedjakmoko broke off our relationship.

Need to look for a job.

Began work as a metal worker.

16 years old
17 years old
Avoided using drugs.

My father has given up drinking.

18 years old
I suffered a case of food poisoning.

Received a 5% pay raise.

19 years old
Moved to a less expensive place.

Moved away from home.

20 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Avoided cleaning up someone else's mess.

Invested money blindly in a risky deal.

Lost money on a risky deal.

My sister Raden has graduated from secondary school.

My sister Raden began college.

21 years old
I was robbed.

22 years old
Invested 20000 ringgits in a bank account.

23 years old
My father has trichuriasis (whip worm).

My sister Ridwan's boyfriend Wirapandya has graduated from secondary school.

My sister Ridwan's boyfriend Wirapandya is now working as a street vendor.

24 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Purnadi Bintang.

Rejected by Purnadi Bintang.

My sister Raden has graduated from college with a degree in Physics.

My sister Raden began graduate school.

25 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Invested 30000 ringgits in low-risk mutual fund.

My father has been cured of trichuriasis.

My father has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

My sister Ridwan has graduated from secondary school.

My sister Ridwan is now working as a trader of used goods.

My sister Ridwan's boyfriend Wirapandya is now working as a garbage collector.

26 years old
My sister Ridwan is now working as a freight handler.

27 years old
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

Met a new man I like very much, named Ken-Dedes Suharjo.

We've begun seeing each other.

Received a 5% pay raise.

Received a 6% pay raise.

My father has tuberculosis.

28 years old
Invested 30000 ringgits in low-risk mutual fund.

Received a 5% pay raise.

My father has been cured of tuberculosis.

My sister Raden has graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Physics.

My sister Raden is now working as a primary school teacher.

My sister Ridwan began college.

Wirapandya Djajadiningrat and my sister Ridwan have married.

My sister Ridwan has moved out on her own.

29 years old
Ended relationship with Ken-Dedes Suharjo.

Met a new man I like very much, named Natsir Nitisastro.

Rejected by Natsir Nitisastro.

30 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

31 years old
Decided to use my job illegally to make money.

Caught illegally getting extra money from work.

Sentenced to two years of probation.

Denied a raise.

My sister Raden is now working as a scientist.

32 years old
Car was stolen.

Met a new man I like very much, named Tjipto Ardi.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Tjipto Ardi.

Received a 1% pay raise.

My sister Ridwan has graduated from college with a degree in History.

My sister Ridwan began graduate school.

33 years old
Cashed in 35469 ringgits from low-risk mutual fund.

Cashed in 22313 ringgits from a bank account.

Cashed in 35128 ringgits from low-risk mutual fund.

Moved to Australia.

Moved to Darwin.

Began work as a foreman.

Received a 1% pay raise.

My sister Raden has moved out on her own.

34 years old
35 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 46,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

My mother has arthritis of the knee.

36 years old
A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 73,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Invested 100000 Australian dollars in low-risk mutual fund.

My sister Ridwan has graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in History.

My sister Ridwan is now working as a secondary school teacher.

37 years old
A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 65,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Received a 2% pay raise.

38 years old
A major fire has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 3,500 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 110,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

My mother is now working as a part-time temporary odd jobs.

39 years old
A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 180,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Hartini Subagja.

We've begun seeing each other.

My mother is now working as a handicraft worker.

My father has become an alcoholic.

40 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

A major fire has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 6,400 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Hartini Subagja broke off our relationship.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Ai Lubis.

Rejected by Ai Lubis.

Denied a raise.

41 years old
A major fire has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 8,400 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Received a 3% pay raise.

42 years old
A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 35,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

I've become addicted to drugs.

Amangku Alijahbana and my sister Raden have married.

43 years old
Gave up drugs.

A major fire has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 16,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

Received a 4% pay raise.

My sister Raden has taken a dangerous fall and suffered a fractured skull. The injury has resulted in some permanent damage to the skull.

44 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Irma Sariningsih.

Rejected by Irma Sariningsih.

Invested 180000 Australian dollars in land.

Mahisa-Campaka born to Ridwan Djajadiningrat

45 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 58,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Cashed in 109681 Australian dollars from low-risk mutual fund.

Cashed in 177899 Australian dollars from land.

Quit my job.

Started up a chimney cleaning business.

Started up a chimney cleaning business.

46 years old
My chimney cleaning business made a profit of 26,349 Australian dollars.

A major fire has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 8,200 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Car was stolen.

Started up a chimney cleaning business.

47 years old
My chimney cleaning business made a profit of 15,975 Australian dollars.

A major fire has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 21,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 120,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Chut-Nja-Din Kusuma.

Rejected by Chut-Nja-Din Kusuma.

Started up a chimney cleaning business.

My father has died at age 66 from a heart attack.

48 years old
My chimney cleaning business made a profit of 94,825 Australian dollars.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 160,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Raden Muljana.

Rejected by Raden Muljana.

Started up a chimney cleaning business.

49 years old
My chimney cleaning business made a profit of 469,172 Australian dollars.

Helped out a beggar.

Started up a chimney cleaning business.

50 years old
My chimney cleaning business made a profit of 853,210 Australian dollars.

Decided not to give money to charity.

Started up a chimney cleaning business.

51 years old
My chimney cleaning business made a profit of 3,100,598 Australian dollars.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 38,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Started up a chimney cleaning business.

52 years old
My chimney cleaning business made a profit of 2,869,216 Australian dollars.

A major fire has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 77,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Started up a chimney cleaning business.

53 years old
My chimney cleaning business made a profit of 61,955,952 Australian dollars.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 220,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Started up a chimney cleaning business.

54 years old
My chimney cleaning business made a profit of 44,345,676 Australian dollars.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 220,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Harsiwi Sukarno.

Rejected by Harsiwi Sukarno.

Started up a chimney cleaning business.

55 years old
My chimney cleaning business made a profit of 615,149,184 Australian dollars.

Decided to give some money to charity.

I've become addicted to drugs.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Leni Pamungkas.

Rejected by Leni Pamungkas.

Started up a chimney cleaning business.

56 years old
My chimney cleaning business made a profit of 458,292,384 Australian dollars.

A major fire has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 82,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Started up a chimney cleaning business.

57 years old
My chimney cleaning business made a profit of 3,560,125,952 Australian dollars.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 24,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Moved back home.

Moved away from home.

58 years old
My chimney cleaning business made a profit of 7,490,562,560 Australian dollars.

59 years old
My chimney cleaning business made a profit of 2,779,052,288 Australian dollars.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 88,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

60 years old
My chimney cleaning business made a profit of 8,400,009,216 Australian dollars.

My sister Ridwan's husband Wirapandya has arthritis of the knee.

61 years old
My chimney cleaning business made a profit of 2,032,115,584 Australian dollars.

A major fire has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 46,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 2 people have died and 110,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

My sister Raden's husband Amangku is now working as a part-time temporary odd jobs.

62 years old
My chimney cleaning business made a profit of 6,859,497,984 Australian dollars.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 68,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

My sister Raden's husband Amangku is now working as a part-time metal worker.

63 years old
My chimney cleaning business made a profit of 8,121,351,680 Australian dollars.

Gave up using illicit drugs.

Began work as a beggar.

64 years old
My chimney cleaning business made a profit of 9,542,393,856 Australian dollars.

Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

65 years old
My chimney cleaning business made a profit of 5,296,665,600 Australian dollars.

A major tropical storm has hit Australia. 0 people have died and 400,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

My mother died from an infection at the age of 88.

66 years old
I died from an infection at the age of 66.

[Caius]

I was born in some country of Africa, died when I was born due to asphixia.

[Azathoth]

10 years later he was a billionaire. At age 59 he was burgled by an extremely lucky robber who made off with $100million dollars worth of goods. At age 63 ill health meant he had to close his $250billion chimney sweeping buisness, so he took up begging in the streets of Darwin, and spent the next 3 years donating billions to charity before illness took him at the age of 66. Sadly he was infertile and so left no spoilt children to squabble over his imense $338 billion fortune

That's movie worthy. I'd pay $10 to see that.