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    Quote Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus View Post
    Prudes? Why would that matter?
    I think KAV was picturing something along these lines:


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    I assume that was that was the early 20th century version of trolling and FAILBlog posts...


    Like Hooah commented sometime ago on the same picture in a Frontroom thread, I would not wish to touch those lips, and not only because of the fact I am not attracted to women (possibly yet)... I mean, seriously, if that was the 1900's/10's version of pretty, then... But it was not. I bet the editors were so Victorian they omitted attractive women in the fear of "rousing sinful Passions in men".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    That's funny because the only lips that would WANT to touch their's would be ones that have touched (lots of) liquor.
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    I would have relations with Ann Coulter....There I said it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    I would have relations with Ann Coulter....There I said it.
    No, you wouldnt. She'd make your ears bleed before you could unbuckle your belt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexanderSextus View Post
    No, you wouldnt. She'd make your ears bleed before you could unbuckle your belt.
    Wouldn't be the first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    I would have relations with Ann Coulter....There I said it.

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    The only useful purposes I can think of for this calendar are to scare kids - "If you do't go to sleep now, Miss June will come after you!" - or as a target for propelled projectiles.
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    I used to fantasize about Anne Coulter when I was gay. But then God cured me and now I fantasize about Orlando Bloom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump View Post
    I used to fantasize about Anne Coulter when I was gay. But then God cured me and now I fantasize about Orlando Bloom.
    YMMSCOMN.*







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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    YMMSCOMN.*







    *That's the latest Internets slang for "You made me squirt coffee out my nose."
    Huh. I thought DoD opened up a new command somewhere.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    I think KAV was picturing something along these lines:

    Huh.. To me it's opposite.. No matter how much alcohol I drink it's still not enough to touch their lips..

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