Things I need to do before I Die

[Strike For The South]

Good God, are you serious? Nothing wrong with wanting a pretty wife, but first pick out someone who you can get along with, considering that the US divorce rate is about to reach 70% for first-time marriages.

You see, Strike, in Europe we have mistresses if we want to have lots of fun, crazy sex. If we want a happy life we get the homeliest lass possible, so that she will not become someone else's mistress .

I will remain faithful to whomever I marry. I hold nothing but contempnt for harlets, cheats, and liars.

[Centurio Nixalsverdrus]

The depression resulting from the marriage with someone ugly would give me the last push to suicide.

[Aemilius Paulus]

I will remain faithful to whomever I marry. I hold nothing but contempnt for harlets, cheats, and liars.

Noble values you have, but if you want the other party to reciprocate, try to choose women for their personality and not the beauty, or else they will cheat on YOU... But heck (are we permitted to say "hell"?), no young male is willing to do that, nor expected to

[Strike For The South]

Noble values you have, but if you want the other party to reciprocate, try to choose women for their personality and not the beauty, or else they will cheat on YOU... But heck (are we permitted to say "hell"?), no young male is willing to do that, nor expected to

The hot comment was more for the lulz. Noble vaules FROM JESUS () Clearly any woman willing to put up with my ego deserves consideration, no?

[Aemilius Paulus]

You need an Asian Woman

[Ice]

You need an Asian Woman

[pevergreen]

You need an Australian Woman

Yet again fixed.

[A Very Super Market]

You need an Asian man.










To carry your belongings at low, low prices.

[SwordsMaster]

You need an Asian man.

To carry your belongings at low, low prices.

That is in awful taste, and yet almost made me snort coffee.

Mine are:

Write a book
Give my future kids an education so I can disinherit them with a clear conscience
Be like Jack Churchill

[Beefy187]

Yet again fixed.

Agreed. Asian womans are over rated. Aussies are much better.

[pevergreen]

Add another thing to the list.

- Meet beefy and pever.