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    Default Re: Things I need to do before I Die

    You need an Asian man.










    To carry your belongings at low, low prices.
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    Quote Originally Posted by A Very Super Market View Post
    You need an Asian man.

    To carry your belongings at low, low prices.
    That is in awful taste, and yet almost made me snort coffee.

    Mine are:

    Write a book
    Give my future kids an education so I can disinherit them with a clear conscience
    Be like Jack Churchill
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    Default Re: Things I need to do before I Die

    A. Kill an Angry Mother Bear using only the will of my concentrated mental powers.
    B. As I'm laying on my death bed, talking with my girls about what I've learned in this lifetime, and after a very deep and severe talk about how cruel the world is, I'll pass flatulence for a solid thirty seconds, and then never wake up.
    Last edited by Samurai Waki; 10-14-2009 at 07:32.

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    Default Re: Things I need to do before I Die

    Quote Originally Posted by Wakizashi View Post
    A. Kill an Angry Mother Bear using only the will of my concentrated mental powers.
    B. As I'm laying on my death bed, talking with my girls about what I've learned in this lifetime, and after a very deep and severe talk about how cruel the world is, I'll pass flatulence for a solid thirty seconds, and then never wake up.
    Wakizashi: the first man who expired through his rectum. I can see the epitaph.
    Managing perceptions goes hand in hand with managing expectations - Masamune

    Pie is merely the power of the state intruding into the private lives of the working class. - Beirut

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