Paintball

[Aemilius Paulus]

Rule #1: Never play with anybody who has their own guns. These people are waaaayyyy too serious about it.

Hehe, that is basically every non-nerd teen here, down in the South of US (Northwest Florida to be precise). Back when my parents used to force me to go to the local Baptist Church with them, practically half of "Bible Study" was spent discussing and planning the next paintball meet-up, going over how “awesum” the last ones were and what sorts of guns & modifications to those guns each kid had.

Paintball is a splendid game, but I avoid it like the plague here. Wrong types of people play it in the South. All of my close friends are nerds, and they are the only group of teens worth spending time with here.