What's the difference between a soldier and a junkie?

[Fragony]

We won't have any use for our military even in a war, Frags. Unless of course cannon fodder is considered useful....

Nato thingie, don't hurt me if Norway isn't a member I am lazy today. And your army would be very useful in a war unless the bad guys are equally good at being in the snow, or fjords with these cool boats.