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    Ming the Merciless is my idol Senior Member Watchman's Avatar
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    Default Re: Will Sarah Palin be elected President of the US in 2012?

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    IF PALIN WIN PRESIDENT 2012 IT MEAN AZTECS CORRECT NOOOOOOOOOO
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    Default Re: Will Sarah Palin be elected President of the US in 2012?

    Quote Originally Posted by Watchman View Post
    Mayas. [/nitpick]
    Mayans/Aztecs....Earthquakes/Nukes....
    Catholics/Lutherans......Sarah Palin/Rick Moranis.......
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    Sarah Palin stinks of suburban politics. She has no idea what the world is truly like beyond her six figure household and 8 person state.

    Obama represents America better than her and it aint even close.

    If they were to run agianst eachother I would burn polling station down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Sarah Palin stinks of suburban politics. She has no idea what the world is truly like beyond her six figure household and eight (if you are going to spell one out, you have to spell the other out. You cannot have it both ways, it is either six and eight, or 6 and 8) person state.

    Obama represents America better than she does, and he does not come close to representing America.

    If they were to run against each other I would burn the polling station down.
    That is a very arrogant, presumptuous, self-important thing to say. And sorry, but a corrupt Chicago thug certainly does not represent me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Vuk Again View Post
    That is a very arrogant, presumptuous, self-important thing to say. And sorry, but a corrupt Chicago thug certainly does not represent me.
    Isn't it also arrogant, presumptuous and self-important to grammatically correct another person's post just to look better than them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reverend Joe View Post
    Isn't it also arrogant, presumptuous and self-important to grammatically correct another person's post just to look better than them?
    Nah, just a helpful hint to make his post at least readable so that I do not have to pain my brain just to make sense of it. Strike is fond of making posts that you need to be a code-cracker or Texan to understand.
    Seriously, I honestly do not care if someone's spelling or grammar is not perfect, as long as they make an effort not to be offensive. Wouldn't you be a little perturbed if I started SpElInG Licke ThIs? It is one thing in IM, it is something else entirely when you are posting on a forum and have time to write out an at least somewhat understandable post. It is not arrogant to ask someone to stop being so rude.
    Last edited by Vuk; 12-19-2009 at 02:29. Reason: Spelling, imagine that. :P
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    In a racial conflict I'd have no problem popping off some negroes.

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    Eh, that's just Strike's playful little quirk we all know and love.
    "Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."

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    Default Re: Will Sarah Palin be elected President of the US in 2012?

    Quote Originally Posted by Just Vuk Again View Post
    Nah, just a helpful hint to make his post at least readable so that I do not have to pain my brain just to make sense of it. Strike is fond of making posts that you need to be a code-cracker or Texan to understand.
    Right, cause Strike's post was so incomprehensible before you came along and altered it . . .

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    Default Re: Will Sarah Palin be elected President of the US in 2012?

    Quote Originally Posted by Just Vuk Again View Post
    Nah, just a helpful hint to make his post at least readable so that I do not have to pain my brain just to make sense of it.
    Actually, you mis-read his post anyway, so all of that pain in your brain was for naught. Let's look at it again:
    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    She has no idea what the world is truly like beyond her six figure household and 8 person state.
    I believe "six figure household" refers to her income bracket (which should actually be seven-figure after the book deal.) "Eight person state" obviously refers to Alaska's tiny population.

    You mis-read this as a mix-up of six people and eight people. You gotta be on your toes with these tricky Texans.

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    Default Re: Will Sarah Palin be elected President of the US in 2012?

    I love the impartial poll.

    3 options in favour of Palin.
    1 option in disfavour of Palin.
    3 joke options.

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