"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Sarah Palin stinks of suburban politics. She has no idea what the world is truly like beyond her six figure household and 8 person state.
Obama represents America better than her and it aint even close.
If they were to run agianst eachother I would burn polling station down.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Hammer, anvil, forge and fire, chase away The Hoofed Liar. Roof and doorway, block and beam, chase The Trickster from our dreams.Vigilance is our shield, that protects us from our squalid past. Knowledge is our weapon, with which we carve a path to an enlightened future.
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Nah, just a helpful hint to make his post at least readable so that I do not have to pain my brain just to make sense of it. Strike is fond of making posts that you need to be a code-cracker or Texan to understand.![]()
Seriously, I honestly do not care if someone's spelling or grammar is not perfect, as long as they make an effort not to be offensive. Wouldn't you be a little perturbed if I started SpElInG Licke ThIs? It is one thing in IM, it is something else entirely when you are posting on a forum and have time to write out an at least somewhat understandable post. It is not arrogant to ask someone to stop being so rude.
Last edited by Vuk; 12-19-2009 at 02:29. Reason: Spelling, imagine that. :P
Hammer, anvil, forge and fire, chase away The Hoofed Liar. Roof and doorway, block and beam, chase The Trickster from our dreams.Vigilance is our shield, that protects us from our squalid past. Knowledge is our weapon, with which we carve a path to an enlightened future.
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Eh, that's just Strike's playful little quirk we all know and love.![]()
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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"I do not yet know how chivalry will fare in these calamitous times of ours." --- Don Quixote
"I have no words, my voice is in my sword." --- Shakespeare
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." --- Jack Handey
Actually, you mis-read his post anyway, so all of that pain in your brain was for naught. Let's look at it again:
I believe "six figure household" refers to her income bracket (which should actually be seven-figure after the book deal.) "Eight person state" obviously refers to Alaska's tiny population.
You mis-read this as a mix-up of six people and eight people. You gotta be on your toes with these tricky Texans.
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