The Forigen Exchange Student Next To Me

[Strike For The South]

I'll translate what he's saying.

"Brother you would not believe this loud, obnoxious, smelly native Texan sitting next to me! He is as large as twelve camels and smells like last week's camel blanket! His bulk is invading my private space! Wul khaiba I am going to stab the infidel in his face if he keeps looking at me like this!"

For the rest of your years I wish upon you nothing but pain, sadness, and hardship.