The Brits and sex

[al Roumi]

Some funny comments here

I think Fabio's shot himself in the foot somewhat: what player in the English team is both a regular feature in the first team and can claim to be honest and have a good reputation?

...so he goes and chooses (drugs ban) Ferdinand! LOL

[naut]

...so he goes and chooses (drugs ban) Ferdinand! LOL

And Steven "assault and affray charges" Gerrard as VC.

He could have picked, Frank "make my family live in a apartment, while I stay in the family mansion during divorce proceedings" Lampard. But, that's a little wordy. At least it wasn't Ashley "ONLY £55k A WEEK!!!/philanderer" Cole. My preference would have been Wayne Rooney, despite his granny habit.

[Pannonian]

Some funny comments here

I think Fabio's shot himself in the foot somewhat: what player in the English team is both a regular feature in the first team and can claim to be honest and have a good reputation?

...so he goes and chooses (drugs ban) Ferdinand! LOL

Let's look at the foot he's shot. His load of wastrels he calls his team is useless, and some of them can't walk without a limp. Dick Whittington himself would fail with this lot, shouting until his face was blue. Balls over the top all the time, no finesse at all.

[al Roumi]

Englishmen don't follow Currs too well. Why is this hard for you to understand?

It's not hubris, there's a clear cultural gap here.

Er, fine I'll speak a little plainer: What you said is :hairy and hangs:. Or are you personally vouchsafing for all English leaders???

And Steven "assault and affray charges" Gerrard as VC.

He could have picked, Frank "make my family live in a apartment, while I stay in the family mansion during divorce proceedings" Lampard. But, that's a little wordy. At least it wasn't Ashley "ONLY £55k A WEEK!!!/philanderer" Cole. My preference would have been Wayne Rooney, despite his granny habit.

Exactly! Thankfully Gary Nevile is no longer on the team, the wretch.

Let's look at the foot he's shot. His load of wastrels he calls his team is useless, and some of them can't walk without a limp. Dick Whittington himself would fail with this lot, shouting until his face was blue. Balls over the top all the time, no finesse at all.

Now steady on, it's one thing to slate the team's morality - quite another to start mud-slinging such ugly rumours that they would stoop to the long-ball game...

[HoreTore]

Exactly! Thankfully Gary Nevile is no longer on the team, the wretch.

You can't hate the man with the best porn moustache in history!

[Louis VI the Fat]

You can't hate the man with the best porn moustache in history!

Come on! You can't speak those words and not give us a pic!





Hmmm....'1988 German porn star' look indeed.

Now there's a football player who obviously does not have to rely on cash and fame to attract the attention of the fairer sex....

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Hah! I thought Gary looked familiar:

[HoreTore]

Mothers! Lock up your crack hoes!

[Pannonian]

Footballers with Moustaches

Rudi Voller has a perm as well as a moustache. Socrates looks impossibly cool though.

Edit: Gain 20 manliness points from watching this.

[Louis VI the Fat]

Footballers with Moustaches

Rudi Voller has a perm as well as a moustache. Socrates looks impossibly cool though.

Edit: Gain 20 manliness points from watching this.

Socrates is not ugly - he simply tries to look it, just to rub in he is still better looking than you and superior in every other aspect as well. What a legend.

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The ugliest player in European football:

[Aemilius Paulus]

Edit: Gain 20 manliness points from watching this.

What is so surprising there? A penalty shot scored is nothing unusual. Penalty shots from that distance with no defenders (I only know the official term for that in Russian - my knowledge of futbol is entirely in Russian) tend to succeed more than they fail from what I have seen. And before I turned 11, I never missed a single Confederations Cup or the World Cup match.