Quote Originally Posted by Thermal Mercury View Post
Don't murder me, if you do I can't vote for you
After I kill you, I'd be sorely disappointed if this was used against me the next day as evidence that I did so. But you do realize that since you said you'd vote for me, I absolutely MUST kill you tonight.

If that does not happen, then people will doubt my murderous powers. So I must insist on killing you, and the method of your death will be:

Being dropped into a vat of molten mercury