Good for the Russians.

Somalia is a war zone, the pirates will have lived in Europe for years if they've served a long sentence. So they will be granted asylum. Then they'll receive a thousand euro benefit for the rest of their lives, be given a house, get to bring over their extended family for re-unification, mutilate their daughters, and hang outside all day long bothering, robbing and spitting at the locals because they don't have any meaningful skills with which to find a job anyway, nor much interest in aquiring any.
That is absurd.

CR