Maybe they should have brought navigation equipment with them. How did they ever manage to navigate in the first place? Did they teleport onto the ship? Maybe next time they will keep their own boat in tow? Maybe they should have driven the tanker in a direction towards home?

Yeah, leaving them was "not humanitarianish."

But really, freaking funny.

They have to be discouraged somehow, and every one of them that makes it home unscathed makes even more want to be pirates.

Hopefully next, navies start marooning them on small islands or, even better, drop them in south america. Now that would be funny