Pirates, Russia, Somalia...Politics....

[drone]

I just happen to know where we can get our hands on the proper tools befitting our new station. Say hello to my leetle friends...

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I had no idea Liberace owned firearms.

[LittleGrizzly]

I think we should pay the somalis to patrol thier own waters, anyone discovered using thier waters as dumping ground should be fined millions (whoever thier working for) to help pay for this service. We could also let them make hostages out of these people and give them the oppurtunity to ransom them back...

I figure we need to give the Somali's some kind of alternative income.....

As a final note it is obviously hysterical that some desperate poverty stricken men who turned to piracy as a desperate last hope are now stranded in the middle of the ocean without navigaytion equipment, I can only hope thier joined by a man attempting to steal bread for his starving family and some other assorted evil do'ers...

[Hosakawa Tito]

I had no idea Liberace owned firearms.

And I had no idea Liberace was a Mexican drug lord...

I think we should pay the somalis to patrol thier own waters, anyone discovered using thier waters as dumping ground should be fined millions (whoever thier working for) to help pay for this service. We could also let them make hostages out of these people and give them the oppurtunity to ransom them back...

I figure we need to give the Somali's some kind of alternative income.....

As a final note it is obviously hysterical that some desperate poverty stricken men who turned to piracy as a desperate last hope are now stranded in the middle of the ocean without navigaytion equipment, I can only hope thier joined by a man attempting to steal bread for his starving family and some other assorted evil do'ers...

By all means feel free to send them along a monthly check. I rather prefer Louis's Kenyan solution, which I believe has been tried with no luck so far. Failing that, the Russian Nantucket Sleigh Ride option will have to do.

[Pannonian]

As a final note it is obviously hysterical that some desperate poverty stricken men who turned to piracy as a desperate last hope are now stranded in the middle of the ocean without navigaytion equipment, I can only hope thier joined by a man attempting to steal bread for his starving family and some other assorted evil do'ers...

In the town where I was born
There lived a man who was a thief
He told me of his life
Stealing bread and shagging sheep
So they put him in the nick
And a magistrate he went to see
Then they sent him on a ship
To the convict colony

You all live in a convict colony, convict colony, convict colony
You all live in a convict colony, convict colony, convict colony

[Sarmatian]

I think we should pay the somalis to patrol thier own waters, anyone discovered using thier waters as dumping ground should be fined millions (whoever thier working for) to help pay for this service. We could also let them make hostages out of these people and give them the oppurtunity to ransom them back...

Yep, but you would need to send them money, ships, trainers, officers and a huge administration to keep an eye on all that. Actually why do I care, I live in a land-locked country.

[Louis VI the Fat]

why do I care, I live in a land-locked country.

The Swiss navy is very involved with the French navy in defeating piracy. We even managed to trap force convince with reason Switserland into paying into the EU coffers to support the EU anti-piracy mission.

[Sarmatian]

The Swiss navy is very involved with the French navy in defeating piracy. We even managed to trap force convince with reason Switserland into paying into the EU coffers to support the EU anti-piracy mission.

Well, you should contact Serbian government, they're always ready to suck up to suites in Brussels. Might even give you half of our naval budget in which case you could get up to 29.99 euros.

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Per year of course.

[Louis VI the Fat]

Well, you should contact Serbian government, they're always ready to suck up to suites in Brussels. Might even give you half of our naval budget in which case you could get up to 29.99 euros.

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Per year of course.

Wait, I remembered wrong. The Swiss eventually narrowly voted against sending their mighty navy. It's Norway that's involved with the EU.

Are you sure Serbia shouldn't follow Norway's lead? It will be an excellent opportunity for Serbia to show Europe it is a worthy future member!

Or else let me speak to somebody in your navy. I bet I can convince him. No military wants to keep its planes on ground and its ships ashore.

We want your money money money!!!

[Sarmatian]

We want your money money money!!!

I'm sorry but we have to save our money for our corrupt politicians. They're all morally challenged and have no skills whatsoever. How are they gonna earn a living otherwise?

Ok, you can get both our planes but that's it.

[Pannonian]

Or else let me speak to your navy. I bet I can convince him.

Corrected.